Konichiwa Readers, Its me Anemone!
It's currently 10 in the morning here in Japan and I am wiped. lol. I know that many of you have been waiting to read the latest chapter of P.S I Love You and so here it is! You have no idea how proud I am about completing this chapter? Reason is because this whole chapter was typed on my lovely iphone!
To tell the truth I kinda lost inspiration for this story and it wasn't until I was on the subway reading my favorite fanfics that I was inspired, so I immediately got on my phone and started to type. Lol. I hope that you all enjoy!
So with out further waiting here is the latest chapter of P.S-I love you
Much Love,
Anemone
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IN HOME ROOM
"Okay people we have to make this the best dance that KPH has ever seen" Ino yelled to the entire class eyeing me all the while. What I couldn't help it that I was drop dead sexy but she didn't have to glare as if it was crime. Too conceited? Yea I thought so but when you future wife's best friend gives you the smirk of death then dry humor is acceptable in times like this. She made her way to the third level of desk in a slinky manner, something that in my opinion made her look like a fool.
"So Sasuke how do you plan on asking Sakura to the dance, cause from what I have heard well you're going to need a big bounce back."
My eyes widened, did she just say what I thought she did? I guess I should set her straight before anything else happens, "look Ino you're pretty and all but I'm not dating you to get back at-" her cheeks flushed red for a moment
"Baka, as if I would date you. I've got Shikamaru to satisfy my needs" she wiggled her eyebrows and smirked. I died a little on the inside but waved off my sudden case of nausea.
"Any way how are you gonna do it?"
I shook my head, there were so many things wrong with the situation that shouldn't be happening, which makes me wonder if this was really happening or not, "aren't you supposed to be her friend and my enemy? Last time I checked this chiz doesn't run well in the friendship rulebook"
She leaned her chin on her manicured hand, "true but I wanna help you!"
"No not happening"
"Oh come on I want in on this action! You know how I love a good old fashion love triangle, besides that Sai guy is really weird, can you believe he observed me to see what a girls moods are like? He is not Sakura's type at all!"
Okay so I wasn't the only one who thought this, I kind of like where this is going :)
"Look it doesn't take an idiot to know that you and Sakura like each other. You're just socially retarded to do anything and she is oblivious to notice anything." I sweat dropped the Yamanaka knew all this? I could see her smile widely when she notices the rouge tint to my cheeks
"See! I am right!"
"Okay so what if you are, my question is how are you going to help me" Her lips twisted into a devilish smirk and I knew that I had bit off more than I could chew cause a plan with Yamanaka was worse than a plan with the dobe. FML
AT LUNCH
"Ino I will not have you taint teme with your girly ideas!"
"Naruto shut up all your plans went down the toilet!"
"Hey we were close to winning Sakura-chan back!"
"Key word 'close' Naruto"
"Can we please get on with what the he'll I'm supposed to do?" I yelled. This whole situation was getting on my nerves, did I want Sakura heck yea I did but did I want two loud annoying blinds helping me? En no so much
"Sasuke are you there?" Naruto waved his Hand across my line of vision I shook my head," yea just thinking"
"Okay well so here's what you're going to do, you're going to ask Sakura to the school dance!"
Did Ino want me to get killed? I honestly thought she did, normally if we were on good terms then yea it would be alright, but because I had royally screwed things asking Sakura to the dance was like asking for a kick in the balls. No seriously it was, she would turn her head and wrinkle her cute nose and the kick me I know it, " you want me to die right? Cause i swear to god Ino it sounds like you want me to die before sex!"
"Come on teme your an Uchiha, this is easy no hands down"
"Yea it's like the idiot says, your an Uchiha use that mojo boy!"
"Ino, dobe"
"yea?"
"Shut up"
"Look I'll guide you step by step, that way you know for sure that Nothing will go wrong" she smiled. I sighed oh the things I do for love.
In the Fine Arts Wing of KPH
To many students seeing a couple of their classmates dressed clad in black and staking out the fine arts wing of the school might have called for suspicion but seeing who exactly was up to said deed didn't raise any question because they knew that it would either end up in failure or success…and they would hear about it in the school newspaper a few days from now.
"Blond bunny to dimwit, come in dimwit" Ino 'stealthily' chatted to her walkie talkie waiting for their response. She had to admit that this who cliché spy thing was really her thing why she hadn't done this earlier was beyond her
"Why do I have to be dimwit? I want to be ramen-sama it's much cooler!" she rolled her eyes at his winy voice, " cause naruto it's lame and your didn't speak up quickly when we were picking names "
" I did too!"
Ignoring him she eyed a certain young man and hushed the blond, "Shh look is sasuke" Both of them looked at the Uchiha from different locations, "come in dark knight, dark knight are you there?" The raven haired teen causally turned the corner and brushed his hair back. So far so good and Ino was impressed that he pulled it off so well
"Yea Ino I can hear you loud and clear"
"Good so look Sakura should be heading to the theatre right now if you turn the next corner you should be able to intercept her there and if you're lucky then it should look like you just accidentally ran into her." She explained while crossing her fingers hoping that this plan would work.
"Got it" he turned the corner and low and behold was Sakura Haruno. In the background he could hear his best friend munching on his favorite food, "okay teme you need to run and accidentally run unto her"
"yea bit not too much that to make her fall. Just enough that you brush shoulders" Ino commented. He nodded his head and jogged lightly, if everything went accordingly then not only would he have a date but we would be a HUGE jump to him achieving his ultimately goal. Just thinking about it made him somewhat giddy inside, not that he would let anyone know about it though.
"A little faster teme I'm growing old here!" came Naruto's annoyed voice, he winced at the volume of his voice and increased his speed letting his nerves take control of the matter, "not that fast! You'll..."
WHOOSH BOOM PLOP
Time seemed to stop and papers scattered all over the place ,"Sasuke Uchiha" he heard a voice growl. Her fierce eyes glared at him with such a passion, and he sat frozen caught like a deer in headlights, not fearing humiliation or death just thinking, 'She is so cute when she's mad'
"Abort mission I repeat abort mission!" Naruto called becoming nervous
"Shut up Naruto. Sasuke you've come too far to ditch, I want you to apologize and help her pick up her papers" Ino commanded. He quickly gathered up the scattered papers and smiled a charming smile cause after all who didn't like it when a gorgeous guy smiled at you. In Sakura case it wasn't working, "I'm sorry Sakura I was trying make it to-" he hesitated not knowing what to say considering most of his classes allowed him to steer clear from this wing of the school.
"uh say mechanics yea that works" ino said all while watching intently
He cleared his throat, " uh mechanics" The pink haired girl looked at him questionably,"Sasuke you do know that this is the fine arts wing right?" he paused for a minute and cursed Ino, at this rate it wouldn't be long before Sakura found out .
"Crap how was I supposed to know uh say you going to see Diedera-onii chan"
Sasuke laughed awkwardly, "Heh did I say mechanics I meant the mixed media room. I'm going to see Diedera who was going to teach me the art of sculpturing" Sakura raised her eyebrow which caused him to twitch.
"Ino's brother? Really?"
"yup"
"Whatever I'm going to be late for class" she rolled her eyes clearly not wanting to deal with him at the moment.
"Hurry say something before she gets away" Naruto said, "Teme this is your last chance!"
"Sak-" Sasuke called taking a couple of steps reaching out to her retreating form. Everything seemed to run in slow motion and before he could pull himself back the bad luck rained on his parade.
Her eyes widened in horror
He stared breathless
Ino stood frozen
And Naruto…well you know Naruto and his loud mouth, "Sakura-chan who knew that you had such a HOT rack!"
At that moment Ino, Sasuke and Naruto wanted to crawl under a rock and die…well mainly Sasuke did.
'On Shit I think I just signed my own life sentence, if there is a god out there please have mercy on my soul, and in return I will stop hitting the dobe upside the head.' Sasuke thought as he stood in shock staring/admiring the pink haired girl.
Like the exorcist Sakura turned her head slowly and her eyes narrowed to a point where he thought that they would sink into her head. Any good best friend would have wanted to move from their spot and shield her from pervert eyes, BUT because he was a GUY and SHE was a girl, who just happened to have her top ripped off and was wearing a black lacy number that caught his fancy, his hormones took control and so he sat there awestruck.
"Sasuke" he heard her growl, "When I get my hands on you you're going to wish for a sex change" Her jaw was clenched and he was pretty sure that her eye twitched. His heart beat quickly, his nerves were on fire.
"S-Sakura I-I didn't mean to, honest I tripped over that rock!" he pointed to the said rock which caused her to raise her brow, "That's a pebble sasuke"
"A pebble which came out of nowhere!" he panicked trying to save his ass from her wrath
"I'll give you till the count of 10" his onyx eyes widened as he recalled the last time a Haruno said those very same words, the very same words that kept him in a tree for a whole night.
"Now theres no need for that Sakura, come on le—"
"one…two….ten"
And all hell broke loose
"Come on Sasuke teme it's not that bad. So what if you so happened to trip and sort of grabbed a hold of her shirt which accidentally tore revealing her br—"
I smacked Naruto upside the head before he could say anything else, "Not one other word Naruto."
After today's events I wanted to get as far away from the school as possible. Not only was I embarrassed but I'm pretty sure that my ancestors were bowing their heads in shame. I had only meant to ask Sakura to the dance, but instead I end up tripping over a rock, which might I add came out of nowhere, and grabbed a hold of the nearest thing, which resulted to me tearing Sakura's shirt exposing her bra (which FYI was totally sexy, who would have though she shopped at Victoria's Secret and in the naughty isle too?) So now my mojo is shot and the only girl who I planned to marry and grow old with hates my guts even more than a volcano spews lava.
There are only three letters that can describe this…FML
"You need a ride home dobe or is your mommy going to pick you up?" I asked trying not to sulk
"har har teme, but mother dearest is with Shima shopping for drapes, so yes drive me home" he got into my car and buckled his seat belt, "Who would have thought Sakura wore lace underwear?" I looked at him confused but as I peered closer to him I realized that he was watching a recap of what happened on his cell phone. Damn dobe must have recorded me trying to ask her out but instead got the whole picture…again FML
"Delete it or your iphone gets to see the underside of my tires" he grumbled and I watched as he deleted the footage. Relief filled my veins but still I needed to get out before girls pummeled me to the ground. They say in times like this the radio helps, hell at this point and time I'm up for anything. I switched on the radio in my car and waited for the tunes to calm my nerves
I've got a way of knowing,
When something is right,
I feel like I must have known you,
In another life,
Cause I felt this deep connection,
When you looked in my eyes,
Now I can't wait to see you again,
"Really, really?" I growled as I messed with the stereo, flipping stations, finding the right one that matched my current mood. I could hear the dobe snicker and once I gave him my death glare he quickly shut up, "Look how about try the alternative station they might have something good on" The blond haired idiot scanned through the available radio stations on Pandora, "Oh look it's The Maine, they're pretty good." I shrugged "Whatever dobe."
I'm falling in love
But it's falling apart
I need to find my way back to the start
When we we're in love
Things we're better than they are
Let me back into...
Into your arms
I could feel irk marks dot my forehead and I gripped the steering wheel tightly in order to prevent from losing my cool, any other time of the year this would have been okay, any other time, but when I have graced the heartbreak hall of fame every damn love song just has to play on and annoy the hell out of me.
"uh well that didn't work, how about we try the R&B stations?" he flipped the station, rhythmic beats flowed out the stereo. 'Finally' I let my shoulders relax and waited for some word of wisdom to arrive,
Cause if I got you
I don't need money
I don't need cars
Girl you're my heart
and...
Oh!
I'm into you
And girl no
One else would do
Cause with every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I, now I can't be the only one…
Oh that's it! I slammed my foot on the brake not caring if the dobe hit the dashboard and harshly turned off the radio. Was there anything in this world that could not remind me of Sakura and my relationship for one measly minute?
"AHAHAHA!" Naruto held his stomach as tears flew out of his eyes, "Man teme this is too funny. Even the radio stations are telling you that you effed up!"
"Shut up dobe, the only other possible way that this could be worse was if I saw mine and her name on a tree!"
Wait for it…..
"Uh does a stop sign count?" he asked pointing to the red stop sign in front of them.
No fudging way
My eyes darted to the said sign, and widened. There tagged in graffiti were the initials S.H + S.U, and like a firework I popped "FML!" I yelled as I threw open the door to my white charger and proceeded to shake the sign uncontrollably, "Why me? Why do you hate me universe, why?"
"Oh this is gold" Naruto laughed as he photographed the emo love drunk Uchiha who currently looked like a mad man trying to tear down a sign that was city property.
"Hey kid, what do those initials stand for?" Naruto asked a kid who saw was skipping down the street. The little girl smiled at him, "That's my onee-chan's and her boyfriend's initials. Sayuri Hittachin and Satoshi Uchida" she smiled as she skipped off.
"hm Sayuri Hittachin and Satoshi Uchida. Who would have thought?" he laughed as he flipped on the radio
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh
He snickered, "The time that teme decides to go all out rage, a non love song plays. Heh what are the odds?"
"FML!" Sasuke yelled as he continued to yell and further kill the sign even if it was already not moving to begin with. Oh the things that he went through for love.
I hope that you guys liked it. Thanks to all the reviewers and readers you guys are the best, I haven't given up on this story yet and I am going to finish it, as well as I will finish all the other stories on my profile. So don't give up on me yet my lovelies
Much love,
Anemone
P.S- don't forget to review, but you don't have to, it just allows me to know whether or not you enjoyed my creation or if I should even continue.