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Go Home
Kyle and Kenny were chatting a lot until midnight so they got tired and they went to sleep.
Kenny was dreaming about boobs and ... Lois. Kyle was dreaming about Cartman bullying Meg like hell and Meg was crying and crying ... Kyle just watched her bawling, helplessly ...
Kyle woke up with a start, he was relieved this was only a dream, actually a nightmare.
'Why did I dream about Meg...? It was probably because I was guilty. I still am, I want Stan, Cartman and Kenny to say sorry to Meg so I will stop being guilty,' Kyle thought.
He tried to sleep, but he couldn't. He just stared at the ceiling, blankly.
'Oh man, nightmares suck,' Kyle thought miserably.
Next day,
"Kyleeeeee, wake up!" someone shouted very loudly.
Kyle groaned, not wanting to wake up.
"KYLE!"
"SHUT UP!" Kyle yelled, his eyes were still closed.
"AY!" someone snapped.
Kyle then opened his eyes, saw Cartman standing angrily and Kyle got out the bed.
"What?" Kyle snarled, when he saw Cartman still glaring at him madly.
"Don't tell me to shut up! I was trying to wake you up!" Cartman seethed.
"Why did you wake me up?" Kyle frowned, didn't understand why Cartman woke him up.
"BECAUSE...breakfast is ready, stupid!" Cartman yelled.
Kyle's eyes went wide and his jaw dropped. "WHAT?"
"Kenny told me that he didn't want to wake you up because he didn't want you to get pissed off ... dude, breakfast is ready. Griffin family is ... waiting for you."
"Seriously? I better get ready!"
"Hurry up, you fucking jew."
Kyle got very angry, but he decided to ignore his insult. Cartman left the room and Kyle quickly put his clothes on.
"Where is Kyle?" Chris asked.
Kenny and Stan were eating breakfast with Griffin family. Cartman came and told them about Kyle.
"Oh," Lois said, a bit disappointed. "He must not be late. It's because after breakfast, we must go home."
"Yeah," Brian agreed. "We must go home after breakfast."
"Don't worry, Kyle won't let us down," Kenny smiled brightly.
His smile made Chris's stomach filled with butterflies.
'He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen,' Chris thought flirtatiously.
Stan was very miserable and grumpy, he didn't want to go to stay at stupid Griffin family's place, but he didn't want to let Kyle down again.
"Oh yeah! I remember now ... Meg, I am so sorry for calling you ugly," Kenny apologised.
Meg nodded shyly and she was kind of ... surprised.
"Thanks, Kenny you're nice," Lois smiled.
Kenny gave a cute grin. "No problems."
"Who made you say sorry?" Chris asked Kenny quietly.
Kenny looked a bit stunned and he sighed, "Kyle. Because he cares about Meg, I guess."
"Really?" Chris gasped, his mouth opened. "Wow!"
Kenny raised his eyebrow up, "Huh? What? Kyle is a good person and he cares about everyone else."
Chris blushed. He knew he shouldn't have said wow because it was stupid.
"Hi Stan," someone said.
It was Wendy approaching towards Stan. Stan looked at her.
"Hey," Stan mentioned.
"Stan, you're going to stay at Griffen family's place after breakfast ... with your friends?" Wendy requested.
"Um... this is Griffin," Lois corrected.
"Thanks," Wendy smiled.
"Yes, only for two weeks," Stan replied.
"Oh okay, I will miss you. Have fun," Wendy smiled sadly.
"Aw I will miss you a lot," Stan smiled, looking sad.
'This girl must be Stan's girlfriend,' Chris wondered.
Stan hugged Wendy tightly. Kyle appeared next to them, looking a bit disgust.
"Hey Kyle, have fun!" Wendy beamed, then waved her hand at Stan.
"Yeah thanks," Kyle said sarcastically.
Stan growled at him, "Kyle, enough."
Wendy then disappeared.
After breakfast, Griffin family and the boys left Sunset Hotel and they went to Griffin family's place.
...
"Wow nice house!" Kenny smiled cheerfully.
"Thank you," Brian nodded at him, smiling too. Brian liked Kenny and Kyle better because they were nice.
Cartman was such an asshole, even Stan who kept looking sulky like a sour girl who was on her period.
Later, the boys were done with unpacking some clothes and stuff.
The boys and Griffin family were talking about where they would sleep, etc.
"Please can Kenny and Kyle sleep in my room? I guess they can use my bed while I use my sleeping bag," Chris suggested.
"Oh thank you but I can use a sleeping bag," Kyle smiled. "You can sleep with Kenny. I am fine with sleeping on the floor, I am used to it."
"Yes," Kenny agreed.
Chris was secretly excited about it. Of course he'd loved to sleep with Kenny!
"Ay asshole, what about me?!" Cartman grunted.
"Of course I will bring a spare mattress for boys in Chris's room," Lois explained.
"So I still want to sleep with Chris in bed, alright?" Kenny shrugged.
"Sure, have fun making out with Chris!" Cartman chuckled harshly.
"Hey, shut up I am not gay like you!" Kenny snapped.
"Calm down, boys. Eric, enough," Lois said.
"I don't want to sleep with Cartman and Stan. I have my sleeping bag," Kyle added.
"Are you sure?" Lois asked.
"Yeah definitely," Kyle replied.
"Awesome!" Peter smiled excitedly.
...
Nighttime,
Cartman and Stan were lying on the mattress and this was plenty of space for them.
Kyle was sleeping in his sleeping-bag near Chris's wardrobe (where evil monkey was in there, sleeping or probably watching them).
Chris was lying in his bed next to Kenny.
They were not sleeping yet, except Kyle. This was because last night Kyle couldn't sleep well, due to his nightmare but today Kyle was pretty tired so he fell fast asleep easily.
"Dinner was wonderful," Kenny chatted.
"Yes I agreed!" Chris grinned.
"You're lucky ... you're not poor like me," Kenny sighed.
"What?" Chris frowned in confusion.
"Well, you see ... I am very poor, my house is too small and crap and my parents are fighting everyday. It doesn't bother me really, but I care about my little sister Karen. I don't want her to suffer ... I am very fond of her," Kenny explained.
"Wow, you are a very sweet brother," Chris smiled.
"Yeah I know. I have an older brother, Kevin - sometimes he fights with our parents. He also drinks alcohol sometimes," Kenny sighed. "Oh my dad is an alcoholic and he likes drugs even my mum."
"Oh, I am so sorry about that," Chris said sadly.
"Don't worry, I am fine," Kenny nodded. "What about you?"
"Well ... sometimes my dad likes to drink a lot and gets drunk along with his friends, Joe and Quagmire. Oh also Cleveland but he left for another town," Chris spoke.
"Oh," Kenny nodded.
"Quagmire and Joe are in our neighbours. You can meet them tomorrow," Chris nodded. "Quagmire is a pervert, you be careful."
Kenny shrugged. Dude, he didn't care really.
Next morning,
They were eating breakfast together. Kyle felt better now ... the door rang.
"Peter, answer the door please!" Lois said.
Peter got up and went.
Quagmire and Peter walked towards them and Quagmire stared at the boys.
"Who are they? Giggity!" Quagmire asked.
"They are friends with Chris." Peter answered.
"We are from South Park," Kyle added.
"Oooh giggity giggity goo!" Quagmire grinned, his eyes sparkled.
'WTF? He is a fucking nutcase!' Kenny thought.
Quagmire's eyes turned to look at Kenny and Kenny was getting uncomfortable.
"I am Glen Quagmire and Peter is my best friend. We have another best friend, Joe Swanson." Quagmire said, still watching Kenny like a pervert crook.
Kenny decided to ignore Quagmire.
'Maybe he is staring at me, thinking why I am wearing my parka,' Kenny thought carelessly.
"Hi, my name is Kyle Broflovski," Kyle said.
"Stan Marsh," Stan said gloomily.
"Eric Cartman! You must respect my authoritah!" Cartman growled.
Quagmire was a bit shocked at Cartman's remark.
"What about you?" Lois asked Kenny.
Kenny snapped out of his thoughts, "Oh I am... Kenny."
He felt a bit strange at the moment ...
"Kenny," Quagmire said, smiling. "Kenny ... beautiful name."
Kenny looked at him, stunned. "Er ... thanks?"
"I mean it. Kenny is such a beautiful name," Quagmire smiled, walking towards Kenny.
Kenny knew what was coming to him. Kenny suddenly got up and backed away from Quagmire.
"Er ... I need bathroom!" he said.
He ran off.
"Weird," Peter frowned. "Kenny is a bit crazy. He has stared at Lois for a while."
"Shut up! He was not staring at me!" Lois shouted.
"Ooooh giggity giggity goo! Hey Lois, beautiful how are you?" Quagmire grinned.
"Oh God," Kyle muttered.
"Victory is mine!" Stewie screamed.
"Respect my authoritah!" Cartman yelled at him.
Stewie flipped at him off. Brian groaned and he exited the room.
"AYY!" Cartman roared angrily.
Kenny walked back in and Quagmire turned to him again.
"Hey Kenny!" he smiled.
"Heey..." Kenny said awkwardly.
Chris and Meg didn't understand what Quagmire was doing. Why was he bothering Kenny? Strange.
"HOLY CRAP! I have forgotten to help Joe for something!" Peter shrieked.
"Alright, go ahead," Lois sighed.
"Coming?" Peter asked Quagmire.
"Later," Quagmire replied.
Peter shrugged then walked off.
Kenny, Kyle, Stan and Chris went to Living room to watch TV. Cartman was still stuffing food in his mouth. Meg went to her room and she decided to study some more.
Lois took Stewie to the garden and Stewie played with Rupert Bear. Lois was looking after him.
Quagmire appeared in Living room, smiling at boys.
"Hey boys!" he smiled excitedly.
"Oh what do you want?" Stan grunted.
Quagmire sat next to Kenny and Chris while Kyle was with Stan on other sofa.
"You're sooo cute!" Quagmire put his shoulder around Kenny's shoulder.
Kenny tensed up and he pushed Quagmire away. Kenny got up and kept away from Quagmire.
"Leave me alone," Kenny moaned.
"Do you wear only underwear under your ... parka?" Quagmire asked.
Kenny gasped in horror. Chris, Stan and Kyle were also shocked.
"What the fuck?!" Kenny grunted, looking pissed off. "I am wearing t-shirt too!"
"Do you sleep with or without underwear on?" Quagmire asked, getting excited and hot.
"Why would you ask me this disgusting questions?!" Kenny shouted.
Quagmire was not affected by Kenny's anger.
"Giggity giggity goo!" he chanted happily.
"SHUT UP YOU SICK PERVERT!" Stan hollered at Quagmire madly.
Quagmire rolled his eyes and smiled, "I know, I am a pervert. I love having sex with people."
"Gross!" Chris, Kyle and Stan grimaced in unison.
Kenny didn't say anything. He knew he was kinda pervert himself, but Quagmire was worse than him.
"Kenny, please can you remove your parka? Let me see your face and hair and body clearly." Quagmire chortled.
"No," Kenny hissed.
"Lois! Lois!" Kyle called.
"SHHH!" Quagmire shushed.
"Get the hell out of here!" Stan shouted, his face was very red.
"Shut up," Kyle told him. "If you continue to shout, Quagmire will never listen to you anyways, it's a waste of time."
"You shut up!" Stan bellowed.
Cartman marched towards Kyle.
"Will you stop nagging Stan?!" Cartman growled at Kyle.
Quagmire ignored Kyle and Cartman completely. He concentrated on Kenny and he eye-raped Kenny.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Chris screamed loudly, efficiently shut boys up.
"Yes Chris?" Lois appeared.
"Can you tell Quagmire to get out please? He's bothering Kenny!" Chris wailed.
"He is bothering Kenny?" Lois repeated, frowning.
"He is eye-raping me!" Kenny spat out.
"NO! This is sick!" Quagmire lied, giving a fake shock look.
"You were!" Stan snapped.
"This is sick, kids," Quagmire said calmly.
"Well kids, actually Quagmire likes women," Lois nodded.
"Yes see?!" Quagmire said. "Well Lois, I am going home now."
Kenny knew Quagmire was lying.
Quagmire gave Kenny a smile ... Quagmire's eyes filled with lust.
Kenny found it very gross and disgusting. He wondered if he should die ... if he would kill himself, then he will wake up in his bed. It'd be good, but Kenny felt he couldn't do this because he didn't want to leave his friends behind. Chris, of course.
Quagmire went home.
Kenny was still shocked and angry, Kyle and Chris tried to comfort him. Cartman decided to talk to Stewie for a while. Stan was left alone, feeling very jealous, angry, hurt and upset.
"Don't worry, you're safe here," Chris told Kenny.
Lois was busy with housework. The boys decided to watch some funny movies and they were enjoying their time ... except Stan.
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Chris and Kenny laughed as they found the movie funny.
"Kyle." Stan nudged Kyle by the elbow.
"What?" Kyle grumbled.
"Why don't you go and talk to your girlfriend?" Stan sneered sarcastically.
"I don't have a girlfriend!" Kyle fumed.
"Oh yeah you have. Meg," Stan scoffed.
"Meg is not my girlfriend! Fuck you!" Kyle retorted.
"Whatever, you're a liar," Stan sassed.
Kyle was hurt and upset that Stan was such a grumpy cow. Stan was such an asshole and dickhead. Kyle then concentrated on TV.
Meg walked in Living room and saw boys there. Meg blushed slightly when she saw Kyle.
"Ugly!" Stan insulted poor Meg.
Kyle was getting really mad and dismal. Meg looked at the floor, sad.
"Have you had a boyfriend before? I bet never!" Stan sniggered.
"Stop it," Kenny said sharply to Stan.
Kyle had enough! He got up and marched up the stairs. He went in Chris's room and sat on the bed, mad.
"I hate Stan so much!" he muttered fiercely. "I hope Stan realises very soon ... He may lose me forever if he continues to bully ... It is like he's not being Stan!"
"Hello?"
Kyle let out a shriek and he was relieved when he discovered that was only Meg standing outside Chris's room.
"Hello." Kyle greeted. "Come in."
Meg was blushing, "Er ... ok."
She was feeling nervous, scared and worried that Kyle might have pretended to be nice to her ...
Meg went and sat next to Kyle. Not closer to him.
"Hello." Meg said nervously.
"Hey, I am sorry about Stan. I thought..." Kyle started.
"Don't worry, this is okay," Meg nodded, avoiding Kyle's eyes.
"OK ... I can't believe that your parents insult you," Kyle mentioned.
"I know," Meg sighed.
"I don't want to talk to Stan anymore. Oh screw him - would you like to be my friend?" Kyle remarked.
'Omg omg! He asked me to be his friend! What should I say? Should I say yeah? Or yay? OMG I can't believe it!' Meg was thinking happily.
"Er... yes," Meg smiled shyly. "Thanks."
"You're welcome, Meg." Kyle smiled back.
'WHAT? I will never to talk to Kyle again! I can't believe that he left me and got a girlfriend himself! WHAT A FUCKING TRAITOR!' Stan thought angrily, when he saw Kyle talking to Meg.
Stan saw them talking happily, Stan felt lonely and hurt and he wished he was home now ...
'Fine, I will tell Lois or Peter that I have decided I am going back to Sunset Hotel to be with my girlfriend Wendy tomorrow. You Kyle, are stupid as you are hooking up with Meg. You're too young for her, dumbass!' Stan was thinking.
He marched back to Living room.
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