Chapter 15: Dissin'
Edward's POV
Once Carlisle had come back, I picked up a sleeping Bella, and we ran home. Usually, we would take a car here, but if you come in by the back forest, nothing and nobody can see you.
I think that time got sped up, because before I knew it, I could see the house coming into view. The first thing I saw was, Tanya. With, Alice, in a head lock? Alice then kicked her in the place girls should never be kicked, and Tanya actually went flying through the wall, making a huge crashing sound, making Bella wake up.
"What was that!?" Bella asked, sleep still in her voice, but a panicked expression on her face.
"It was nothing Bella, go back to sleep." I said, trying not to make her worried. That was hard to do so, because all you could here was a loud scream, some cracking, and then, boom.
Coming out right infront of us, there, all covered in dirt and concrete, was Esme.
"Mommy!" Bella cried, running over to where Carlisle was helping her up. Who in the world would do that!? When I get my hands on who ever did this. The next person who comes out that door, I'm gonna strangle!
"Esme! Are you okay!?" Okay, I can't kill Alice.
"I didn't know she was going to do that!" Not Rosalie either.
"I'm going to kill her!" Nope, can't kill Emmett either. Now, the next person! And no more saying no!
"I'll help you out with that!" Um, okay. I can't kill Jazz either.
"I didn't punch her that hard..." Now yes, I can kill her.
"Tanya! Why did you do this!?" I yelled, glancing over at Esme to make sure she was okay, then glaring at Tanya.
"Oh! Eddie! Your home! Well, you see...I brought Joanna with me, and she, kinda went out of control. I didn't do anything!" Yeah right...
"Then, where is this Joanna?" I asked looking around for the non-there person.
"She, died?" Tanya stated like more of a question. Stupid barbie.
"Why did you do this to Esme?" I said again, looking back over to see a silently crying Bella being picked up by Esme. It's a good thing that we were vampires, and that none of us could get badly injured. But I will make Tanya wish that she was never born.
'Edward! Don't kill her! We still have to do prank war! Everyone already has it set up!' Alice thought, faking that she wanted to kill Tanya tight there on the spot. How could she think that I would let her throw my own mother into a wall, and let it go!?
"Chill Edward. She didn't even get injured. Plus, Esme was the one who pushed herself ouot the wall. We made Tanya mad, and she punched Esme, like our plan stated, and then this happend. It's all fake!' If that came from Jasper, then I think that it was true.
"Just, don't let it happen again, Tanya. Or I swear, that I WILL kill you. Anywhere we are, watch yoru back." I spoke, mustering up all the venom in me.
"Sure, sure Eddie. Now, I don't think that we were properly introduced. I'm Ta-"
"I know who you are idoit, why would you say your name? We aren't meeting for the first time." She was a totally stupid vampire.
"I know that. I just wanted to start over, you know?" 'That way maybe you could finally see that we were ment to be!' She thought as an after thought, forgetting, again, that I could read minds.
"When I die Tanya, then I'd still never want to go out with you." I stated, tapping my temple.
'Why do I keep forgetting that he can read minds!?'
"Because you a-"
"Okay, now that was awkward. So, I think that you owe Esme an apolagy Tanya." Carlisle stepped in before anything rash could go out.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry Esme, for ever throwing you into the wall. Will you accept my apolagy?" 'I'm totally the best liar in the world.'
"Oh, well dear, you know that your like a daughter to me, but now, I've got Bella to fill your place." Esme said, hugging a grinning Bella tighter to her chest.
Wow, who knew Esme could burn?
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The next morning, we all gathered into the living room, and watched the one movie I wish Bella never got attached to; High School Musical.
"Why do the singers all just, burst out singing!?" Emmett said, for the 128th time, which Bella just smacked his knee.
"Because its a musical dummy!" She shouted at him, which was way mroe amusing then the acter Zac Efron on the screen, bursting out into song in the middle of basketball practice. I mean, would anyone know that he loved to sing, if they just all bursted out singing?
"No Edward, they wouldn't, so if you could please stop talking outloud, that would be very thoughtful." Alice said, finally getting into the movie.
Bella just smiled, and sat back down in between me and Emmett. Where is Tanya you ask? Well, Tanya is taking one of her 'daily' 54 minute shower. I know, wasting all that water.
'Edward, after the third movie, were totally going to prank Tanya. Since it's only 11 o'clock, we can feed Bella her lunch, and then we can go into prank mode.
I nodded my head just a little bit, to make it look like I just..well, moved me head. I really do have to stop hanging around Emmett.
WAIT! BACK UP JACK!
"THREE!?" I shouted, casing everyone to jump at my sudden outburst. There was no way that I was going to sit here, and watch THREE of these movies.
"Edward! Please?" Bella said, hugging my side. I sighed, leaned my head back, and waited until all the horribly movies were over.
2 hours and 2 movies later.
"Edward, just watch the last one. I know you'll love it." Jasper said, never taking his eyes off the screen of the bloopers. Emmett had always made us watch the bloopers first, before we started any movie. I then looked up at the screen only to see all of the basket ball teens running out into a hallway.
They were all shouting, and pumping there fists in the air, when suddenly,
"Guys! Guys! Yo!" Troy yelled at them, waving his arms up in dramatic affect. He then looked down, and stared. He then looked back at the camera, and said.
"We forgot our pants." Then, all the people came running back, and the camera got a view of all of them in there boxers. All of my family, including me, were laughing there heads off at the sudden choice of words.
"Okay, I guess that I could watch the movie." I said, earning a hug again from Bella, and hitting play on the remote.
I guess that this movie wasn't so bad after all.
"Okay! I'm sorry to say this, again, but, why do the-"
"Becaus they do!" We all shouted at the same time, already knowing he was going to say why the acters burt out singing.
"Emmett, let me explain this to yo, slow-ly." Esme said, saying each of the words like she was talking to a 4 year old.
"Th-is, is a mu-sic-al. Th-ey are su-po-st to bu-rs-t ou-t s-ng-ing. Un-der-stand no-w?" Esme said with a seriouse face the whole time, even though that (A/N OMG! I just cut my finger! Why me!) in her mind, she was cracking up.
Emmett just put his finger to his chin, and sat there thinking for a second. "Oh! Why didn't any of you tell me that before!?" Wow.
After the movie ended, Esme took Bella into the kitchen, while the rest of us, including Carlisle, were talking about who was doing what prank.
"I'll go first, because I know just what to do." You think you know who said that. Emmett? Correct. But, your wrong!
"Wow, I thought that I would never see the day where you, Carlisle, would want to be the first to prank Tanya.
"Hey, it's Tanya. Plus, where is she?"
"She's talking to Esme. And Esme's like, dissin her." Emmett said, sounding like a gangster.
"Who knew Esme had that much in her, huh?" Carlisle said, looking back at the kitchen wall.
"And now, opperation 1:Carlisle, is in process." Alice said.
"Let the games begin..."
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I'm so sorry! I lost track of time! I typed this chapter up like, 5 times, but then DJ shut the computer off before I could get to it! Here's a sneek peek of the next chapter.
"Let the games begin..." -Carlisle
"Carlisle, you thought up of that** plan! I could kll you right now!" -Esme
"Old ladies, just....looooove you Tanya! There were like, fifty on you! Ha!" -Emmett
"Wow, who would have thought that Carlisle could pull that off. I guess old people gotta let it out sometimes too." Edward
"Are you guys sure that, this is safe?" -Bella
"You guys! If you don't stop laughing, I'm gonna pass out!" -Jasper
"I can't hear her eart beating." -Doctor
"How could you let this happen!?" -Alice
"Edward! I thought you were watching her! How could you lose her!?" -Rosalie
Shockers, huh? I kinda liked the last ones. Now, that's gonna be a story to read!