A/N: Originally, Ezio climbed around and I said, "Just a normal day in the neighbor… OH MY GOD! What the?", but I didn't think that would work out too well with the scenario… I love the physics of the game! Oh, and splatter-factor, I heard that on Gears of War (I forget if it was 1 or 2…).
Hangin' Out
"You shouldn't be up here!"
Ezio, having been itching for a fight, took on the Florentine Archer happily.
"Down! Ora!" The archer swung at Ezio.
"Die, ora!" Ezio taunted, blocking the swing.
The archer swung his arms, trying to keep his balance. He lurched forward, staying on the roof. He stood up and began to attack Ezio again.
Ezio dodged the attacks, then ran around behind him, stabbing him in the back. He dropped the archer on the roof. "Come now. Slide off the roof… I want to see the splatter-factor!"
The archer's body twitched, then began sliding down towards the ally. He fell, feet first, and Ezio watched as his hand got caught in a crevice, and he hung limp.
Ezio roiled his brows, and looked away. He looked at the other archers patrolling their area, then back at the hanging archer. He sighed. "Diavolo…" He jumped down onto the ledge near the guard and continued to stare. "How did that happen? That's not normal…" He jumped back onto the roof, and an archer yelled at Ezio. Ezio forgot about the previous archer and attacked the new archer, still bored.