Okay, hey guys! I'm re-editing all my chapters before I make the final one! I know, so sad. :( But anyway, here's chapter 15!

Chapter 15: Elders Hit For Free!
Carlisle's POV

I know that this is way uncalled for, but Tanya is just getting on my nerves. Every time she comes over, she thinks that this house is hers. She leaves her clothes all around everywhere, and she is always complaining in that nasally voice.

So, as you should probably be wondering, right now, I am taking Bella, Edward, and of course Tanya, to the hospital. Only because Tanya 'accidently' hit Bella on the arm. We then found out that she hit her because she was 'falling' off the couch, and she had to grab something, so she grabbed Bella.

Stupid.

We are also here, because of my prank. Yup, no help from anyone, just thought of it myself. Now speaking like Emmett, this is going to be, "awesome."

"Daddy! It hurts when you touch it like that!"

"I'm sorry Bella, I just needed to see if it was broken or not."

"Is it!" She yelled, making her eyes change from brown to a peach kind of colour.

"No sweetie. It's not broken, just sprained." Thank goodness, I muttered under my breath. It's amazing that 6 year old, half-human little Bella, who's skin isn't even hard yet, stands a vampire hitting her. Strange little girl she is.

"All done!" I told her after I put a light blue cast on her arm.

"Yay! Now, I can go play." She stated proudly, her head held high and walked out the door to Esme. And now, its time to go to the elder side of the building...

"Carlisle, you ready?" Jasper said, coming out from behind me.

"Oh yeah." I said as we walked over to the elders in wheel chairs, or sitting in a chair. I then saw Tanya talking to an annoyed Edward near all of those people. I could see that the medicine that I gave them started to kick in, because a patient named Phillip, started to glare at Tanya. Perfect.

You see, all of these patients hate teenagers. Also, they hate female teenagers. This should be fun... Edward then saw me, and gave a small smile.

"Tanya, stay here for a second, I have to go talk to Carlisle." Edward told Tanya over his shoulder.

"Whatever..." She scoffed, while looking at some old lady who was wrinkly in a wheel chair.

"Is it working?" Jasper asked after Edward came over.

"See for yourself." I said, not wanting to take my eyes off the scene before me.

"Hey, female lady!" Some old guy said, using his cane to get up from his seat.

"Yeah?" Tanya asked annoyed, probably thinking about getting him some moisturizer...

"I hate you."

"I don't even know you, so back of grampa."

"You did not just say that to him!" The whole group barked at Tanya.

"Uh, yeah. I think I just did."

"Oh it's on!" Came a chorus of voices. All you could see now was Tanya's hair, while all of the elders gainged up on her. It was the funniest thing that ever happened in my life! Jasper was now sending out waves of anger to the elders, and so now they were actually beating Tanya with a cane! OMG! Wow, did I really just say that? I really have to stop hanging around with Emmett...

Some person actually got a rope from the closet, and now they were tying Tanya up, just like a pinyata.

"We have to feed her some candy!" Someone shouted out. Edward than ran to the store, got some candy, and came back in about 5 seconds, and made the bag sit on the table. The patients then looked over at it, and had the biggest grins plastered on there faces. This is going to be so good.

"Open her mouth!"

"No! Please no! That smells so repulsive!" Tanya yelled, hanging upside down from the ceiling.

"Hush up Barbie! It's just candy!" Phillip said, unwrapping a piece of hard candy. It did smell bad, but Tanya deserved this. She had hurt my daughter, and she is very annoying. If you think that this is cruel, than don't listen to what I have to say right now!

Phillip then popped the candy into Tanya's mouth. How he did this? Well, Tanya has to act like a human, so if she refused, it would make an even bigger scene. Tanya then closed her mouth and instantly, she put her tongue over it. Her face actually looked like it got paler, and right now, she was gagging still with the candy in her mouth.

"Carlisle Cullen!" I heard the voice of my wife yell. I spun around, only to see a Bella gigling like crazy, and then she walked over to where Edward and Jasper was. I knew that Esme wasn't mad, but she had to act like it. We had actually grabbed some attention, and someone had to be blamed for it. I knew that I wouldn't get fired, because I wasn't the one who really did it.

"Esme, I can explain!" I said, earning a small smile to appear on her lips. I then saw Alice bust in through the door with a video camera, yelling, "Smile for the camera Tanya!" Right after Phillip fit the 12th piece of candy into her mouth. I couldn't believe that she wasn't talking or yelling. Spoke to soon!

"Carlisle! Tell them to stop! Please!" She shouted, dropping all of her candy on the floor. Wrong move Tanya, very wrong...

"She dropped the candy! Before we could even whack her!"

"Jasper, I think you should stop before they call the cops..." I whispered to him, making sure that no one else could hear me.

"Umm, yeah...I'm not doing anything anymore... I guess your patients are crazy after all..."

"What do you mean?" I asked, looking at the outraged patients...

"There thinking why she isn't getting any bruises, or screaming like any other human would. I think we should make them back of now Carlisle." Edward said, putting Bella behind him when Phillip raised the cane at both of them.

"Phil, put the cane down..." Wow, that sounded like a movie phrase...

"I know what you are! VAMPIRE!" What. The. Heck. I then turned around to see the whole family laughing there heads off...good actors they are.

"Phil, who gave you your medication today?" I asked, after Emmett came in, and went all out on the patients going "No body moves, no body gets hurt..."

"NO ONE!" He shouted, then ran, well, as close to run as a 87 yer old man can, into the tv room.

"This prank got boring, lets move onto the next one!" Emmett shouted, leading the rest of the group outside. Everyone then seemed to think that they were all just imagining that whole thing up, wow. Didn't see that coming. And with that, I walked out the door also.

Tanya's POV

"Wait!" I yelled as they all walked out the door. "You forgot me!"

"No we didn't!" I heard Phil walk back in. This was not going to be good.

Edward's POV

Once we got home, Esme made a snack for Bella, then we all went into the family room.

"Do you think we went a little overboard?" Esme said, always the caring one.

"Of course not dear, that was just a little...game. Don't we all love games?" Carlisle said. Wow, I really do have to get away from Emmett, he thought as an after thought.

"Speaking of pranks, Edward! Did you watch her for me!" Alice said, bouncing up and down on the chair.

"Watch what?" I asked, now getting confused.

"Edward! I thought you were watching her! How could you lose her!" Rosalie shouted at me, getting angry. I then didn't know what she was talking about. Let me think. Bella was on my lap, Esme was on the couch, Alice and Rose were right there. Who else was there?

"Hey, where's Tanya?" Bella called out, her voice so quiet and fragile.

"Oh. OH!" I said, getting up and placing Bella in Rosalie's lap. "I guess I'll go find her..."

"Wow Edward, how can you lose her? Who know's what she's getting into!"

"CAN WE GET A DOG!" Emmett shouted out randomly, which caught all of our attention.

"Tanya hates dogs..."

"If we got a dog...

"Emmett used his brain!"

"I just want my dang puppy!"

"We aint namin' it Jacob!"

"Good thing we killed Jacob."

"Why are we all shouting!" Bella said last, looking at us like we were crazy maniacs...

"Man, our family needs help."

"Oh yeah it does!"
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Sorry for the short chapter! School started, and now I'm just trying to like, know where to go. I'm staying up all night, so I should have Bella a littel bit older after all the Cullens do there pranks. Also, all the pranks will come in one day! So, thanks for reading! If I don't get a lot of reviews, then probably the chapter will be up on Monday (no school!) but if you want them to come out faster, then review!