A/N: Sorry I haven't posted any new ones recently. *hides in corner* Please don't kill me! *Ahem* So yeah… Thanks for reading and reviewing Hekateras, ani-cat-candy, Rhavis, and Sono la Notte!

Heart Attack

Ezio looked at his map, then at the guards. "Well… here's the next Codex Page…" The assassin put the map away and walked up to the three guards.

"Which part of your pathetic anatomy do you want removed first?" The middle guard pushed Ezio away.

"None, thank you." Ezio ran up and assassinated the middle guard. The sweeper and agile guard put their weapons up in defense.

"Get that prulo!" The sweeper growled as he tried to stab Ezio with the spear.

Ezio dodged the tip of the spear, albeit not escaping the rod. Stars floated in his vision as he tried to get up. He shook it off and assassinated the agile guard. The spear-bearing guard growled again and lunged at Ezio. The assassin grabbed the spear, yanked it away, and stabbed it through the guard's stomach. He turned loose and let the guard fall down. The spectators gathered, staring in disbelief. Ezio made no note of it and walked into the office, grabbing the Codex Page.

"Who did this?"

Ezio hid against a wall, hearing guards walking by.

"Did you see the stronzo that did this?"

After a few minutes, the assassin heard the guards walk away. He walked outside and examined his kills. He then noticed a body, a few feet away. He walked up to it. "Ma cosa?" He looked around, then back at the dead courier in front of him.

"May God have mercy on your soul…" A monk walked up to Ezio, glaring.

"I didn't kill him!" Ezio pointed to the courier. "I think he fell or something… Or his heart just stopped working."

"Out of fear of you."

"I DIDN'T KILL HIM!"