I'm back! I fell asleep yesterday, so sorry! Okay, now where were we? Oh right! We're getting a dog! Also, these next few chapters are going to be short because, uno, the chapters are going to be them just pranking Tanya, and dos, I have school. So, I'll try and make all the pranking chapters today or tomorrow.

Chapter 16: Awkward Names.
Bella's POV

After Emmett's outburst, we all were getting ready to go get a dog. Emmett actually wanted to get a dog at a mall, so we went to some place I couldn't pronounce, and walked in.

"What kind of dog are we getting!" Alice asked, bouncing on her tippy toes. All this girl does was bounce. It didn't help that she was pulling me up and down from my right arm, while Emmett was holding my other. It must have looked like I was doing the wave with my arms.

"Let's get a Chihuahua!" Emmett shouted, gaining some peoples attention as we walked by.

"No! It has to be bigger then that! We want a cool dog!" Alice shrieked, still bouncing. It was like those two were the only ones shouting in the store. Jasper was off to the side, talking to Carlisle about something I couldn't hear.

Esme was on the other side of Alice, trying to calm her down.

Edward was on the phone talking to, ugh, Tanya. He looked like he was totally annoyed by the looks of it. I just had to help him out.

So, I just casually looked at the phone, before it crumpled into little pieces. Edward had the biggest smile on his face, and put the remaining dust and pieces of the phone into the trash.

"What other dog can we get!" Emmett said more quietly, knowing that the security guard was about to come over to him and kick us out.

"What about a Husky!" Alice said, probably thinking of getting clothes for the poor dog.

"No! Something better!" Emmett said, after about 32 random dog breeds, Edward then spoke up.

"You guys! Just let Bella pick!"

"BELLA!" Emmett and Alice said, then looking at eachother like they were in war.

"Of course, Bella will pick my side, right Bells?" Alice told me, pulling we closer to her side. I was only a little bit taller than her hips, so I was still small compared to her.

"No, Bella is on my side, right Belly?" Emmett said, pulling me from Alice into there sides. I then stopped walking, and pulled on there arms. They didn't even notice. They were to into there fighting over dogs. Wow.

I then walked with Edward into the store, and that was when I heard it.

"Eddie! Why did you hang up on me!" Tanya said, running towards Edward, not even caring that I was there. I had overheard Tanya talking to some Joanna girl on the phone and she said that if she stayed with me, that Edward would see how loving and caring she is. Well, she just kinda ran me over.

Edward then picked me up, probably so he wouldn't have to hug the barbie doll.

"Disconnected..." He said with a small smile, trying not to laugh.

"Oh, well why didn't you call back?"

"Emmett ate my phone."

"Why didn't you use Alice's phone?"

"I didn't want to be seen using a pink phone with a butterfly on it."

"Rosalie's phone?"

"Like she would let me use it."

"Esme's phone?"

"Forgot it at home."

"Carlisle's phone?"

"Only for medical emergencies are we allowed to call or use his phone."

"Jasper's phone?"

"Emmett ate that too."

"Emmett's phone?" Were we seriously doing this? It felt like ages since I talked.

"I SPILLED MILK ON IT! Can you just stop talking now?" I shouted at Tanya, knowing that it was rude to do. "I-I'm sorry. I didn't m-mean to yell..." I said, hiding into Edward's shoulder. Esme said that shouting at someone was wrong, unless you were joking. I wasn't joking.

Tanya didn't even notice that I was talking. She just stared at Edward, who was now looking at me. Then, he just walked away, leaving a stunned Tanya in her place.

"Bella, thank you." Was he serious?

"What?" I looked up at him. I then could still see Tanya examining her nails, not believing that she was dissed by a 6 year old.

"If you didn't say that, then she would have just kept talking...and talking...and talking..."

"Emmett! Stop making echo noises! Were not in a stinking cave!" Edward shouted at him after hearing what he was doing.

"Then hurry up! Bellsy needs to choose my dog!"

"No, my dog!" I heard Alice yell. Then it looked like Emmett had this huge idea going on in his mind. Uh oh.

"Just, thank you for saving us back there Bella. Now, lets go choose a dog!" Edward said, dragging me into the store that said, "Pet Land!" In flashy blue letters.

"Why don't we just get two dogs!" Jasper said after Emmett and Alice went on for fighting for 12 minutes straight. We didn't even start looking for dogs because of them.

"Yeah! Can we Carlisle? Esme?" Alice said, bouncing up and down again. That was even worse then the arguing!

"I don't see why not." They said at the same time, watching there daughter do the happy dance with Emmett. Awkward...

"Now, can we go look at them?" I asked, getting a little impatient. Everyone then laughed, and then started walking to the entrance of the door.

Once we got in there, there were a lot of dogs to look at. Carlisle just sat in the back, while all of the others and me ran around the story crazely. Okay, well, maybe just Emmett, pulling a Rosalie by the hand, Alice pulling Jasper by the arm, which just let me and Edward walk around.

About 3 minutes later, I heard Emmett and Alice yell, "BELLA!"

I then walked over to them, and saw the Emmett holding up a black and white chiwawa, and Alice holding up a baby!

"Alice, where did you get a baby!" Carlisle said, walking over to Alice.

"I don't know." She said, and through it backwards. Oh my god! It hit the floor, and everyone gasped.

"ALICE!"

"Chillax family, it's fake, see?" she said, popping the top of the head off, while something green and slimy came out.

"So, can we get this dog!" Emmett said again, holding up the dog licking up the green stuff off its nose.

"Nope!" I said, walking around the green and over to the other dogs. Everyone just followed after me, looking to see what I would choose.

"These two!" I said happily, pointing to the two black and white labrador puppies. By the looks of it, the black one was a male, and the gold one was a female.

"Awww!" All of the girls, plus Emmett, said.

"Yes! We have to get these two! Please?" Emmett and Alice said at the same time. At the end, they gave Carlisle and Esme the puppy dog eyes.

"If you really want these too." Esme said, smiling as the two puppies started barking and wagging there tales at us. Emmett then ran over to the shopper people to tell them we wanted these dogs. Wow, sounds like Emmett and Alice were the only ones here with us, huh?

Well, Edward was watching we, Rosalie was watching me, and oh yeah, Jasper was...staring at the puppies. Good, I guess they are all happy.

"Okay, we got them! We can name them when we get home, but right now we have to get supplies for them." Carlisle told us, as the people were writing something down. Another helper person came out, and put the puppies into carry cases. They looked too big for them, but I guess it was better than the other cages they were in.

After about 20 minutes of finding food, toys, collars, and clothing (Alice's idea) and anything else we thought we might need, we were finally out of there. But, as we were heading towards the door, I could still see Tanya in the same exact spot, still looking at her nails. Pathetic.

I guess Edward noticed too, because he looked that way too, and started laughing. A little bit to loud. Tanya then heard, and started walking towards us, well, mostly Edward. She glared at me, which made Edward glare at her for glaring at me. I glared back at her. Wow, we like to glare a lot.

"Eddie! Why did you leave? Did the human need to..have a moment?" She sneered at me.

"Tanya, if your going to talk to her like that, then I can most certainly arrange you going to another place to stay. Why not the Newton's house? I bet you'd love them..."Edward droned on it a fake cheerful voice. I guess the Newton's house was not like Edward said, because all of the others started cracking up.

"Emmett!" I screamed at him, "Don't drop the dog!" If he really wanted to hold one, he would have to be careful.

Tanya then said that she would meet us at home, but not before trying to force Edward to go with her. But, before she left, Emmett shouted at her.

"Tanya! Wait!"

Edward than started laughing, so he must have read his thoughts.

"Yes?" Tanya said with an annoyed attitude. Barbie...

"We want to show you the puppies!" He said, putting both on a collar. Uh oh.

They ran over to Tanya, and I couldn't believe what they did. They peed all over her!

"AHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed, trying to kick the dogs off her, until Emmett pulled them back over before she sent them flying.

"Best...P-prank ever!" Emmett got out between laughs, high fiving Jasper. We all then walked to the car, putting both dogs near the windows.

It was getting late when we got home, so Esme said that while she was making dinner, only for me, we could decide on the names. Tanya wasn't back yet, which pleased all of us.

"What about for the boys name, Em, and the girls name, Emmitina? Huh, you like?" Emmett said. There was no way that we were naming them that.

"Emmett, like we would really name them that." Rosalie said, smacking him on the head.

"Fine! Then what about Eddie for the boy, and Edwina for the girl!" Edwina? Was he serious?

"Emmett,"

"Yes?"

"Stop talking."

"Right!" He said, in some sort of british accent. Wow.

"How about Shparky?" I said, the name just standing out for the male dog.

"That's...actually pretty catchy..." Alice said, looking at the two dogs sniffing the furniture.

"Ok! So, the male is now Shparky, what about the female?" Alice said, making the female girl come over and sit in front of me. I didn't want a name usual. I then got the perfect name.

"Renesmee."

"Re-what?" Emmett said, looking confused.

"I combinded my mom's old name, and my new mom's name, and got Renesmee." I said like it was the simplest thing in the world.

"Yes! That's it! And that's not something you hear everyday..."

"So it's official, Renesmee and Shparky. Perfect names!"
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I just had to put those names in there. Shparky because Lynn takes my huge stuffed dog, and named it Shparky, even though it's real name is Santa. And Renesmee, because I just wanted it to be. Thanks for reading!