I'm back! I just had this major headache, so I'm just trying to relax. Anyway, thanks to KellyGirl96, I'm going to make Bella a little bit older in the next chapter. Not this one. So, anyways, I hope you enjoy! I really hope you people enjoy my story, and it means a lot to me that I have all these reviews. Thanks again!

Chapter 17: Vamp Like You!
Bella's POV

After Shparky and Renesmee went to sleep, I could still stay up a little longer. We were all watching High School Musical, again, and now we were watching 17 Again. Well, we've already watched it, so shouldn't I use say it like..I don't know. Let me think.

"If we all have watched this video twice, then wouldn't we phrase it as 17 Again again? Does that make sence?" I asked everyone, who were now deep in thought.

"I guess you would phrase it like that." Edward said, still thinking.

"Why don't we just say something like, wait, what?" Emmett said confused. I was getting amused now.

"If we watched 17 Again, two times, wouldn't you just say 17 Again again?" I asked again, making everyone even more confused.

"Why do you all look stupid?" Tanya sneered, walking through the door with shopping bags in hand. You would think that Alice and Rosalie would take any chances of going shopping, but when Tanya was involved, they did anything but shop.

"Name swap! I call being Tanya!" Emmett said, moving near Renesmee. She looked up, and barked.

"Eww! This dog peed on me!" Emmett screamed, patting Renesmee on the head. She then went to Tanya, and jumped on her.

"AAHHH!" This was the most funniest thing, even mom and dad are laughing. Ha! Renesmee then went back down the hall, where Shparky was barking.

(A/N I just found something on youtube that was really shocking. I think if you want to see part of the dream sequence for New Moon that Bella has, then it's when she is dreaming of Edward with dark red eyes. In the trailer, if you look closely, you can see part of that about at 1:30 into the "Meet Jacob Black" trailer. Just had to let you know that! Back to the story!)

Jasper and Emmett were rolling on the floor, while Alice had her hand over her mouth, just as Rosalie was doing. Mom and dad were trying to hide there laughter, by glaring at the little 'present' the dogs made on the carpet.

"That's it! I don't care about the coven! I'm leaving! I can go find another place to stay!" Tanya yelled, storming up the steps.

"But, Tanya! You can't go!" Edward yelled, what was he doing? Did he actually want her to stay? "I haven't gotten to prank you yet! It wouldn't be fair to the rest of the family!" Score!

Everyone then doubled over with laughter, right when we saw what happend up stairs. She then came down with cake in her hair, and something slimy and green all over her body. As she was walking away with her suit case, she then slipped in Shparky's little, 'present', and went flying through the door.

"I'm bored, let us sing our favorite song, shall we Jasper?" Emmett spoke, now standing up on the couch. Uh oh. Please Jasper, don't-

"I agree, dear brother Emmett." Agree. Darn! You don't even want to know about this song! In most of the songs that they love, they always have to change the lyrics around some how, to make it fit them. It's hard to explain, so let's just watch, shall we? To make this easier, let me just tell you what I'm seeing. Okay?

(You should really go onto youtube, and search up this song, I can't stop listening to it...ha!"

Jasper (SPOKEN): "I m savoring my first and last taste of freedom before getting married next week to a total stranger..."

Emmett (SPOKEN): "At least you re not an indentured vampire."

Jasper (SPOKEN):"Indentured vampire?"

Emmett: "If I'd like to have my mountain lion hot, the Vultori will make me pay. And I have to fetch the prey myself and the forest's a mile away! It's not that bad, and still I get, a mountain lion on the ground, but in my head Edward's reading my mind, so I got no privacy."
Jasper (SPOKEN): "Really?"

Emmett (SPOKEN): "Really, but it s alright. I mean, I m used to it. "And you?"

Jasper (SPOKEN:) "Well..."

Emmett (SPOKEN): "Well?"

Here we go again...These people stink at rhyming, so if it's not good, then get used to it.

Jasper: "If I want some deer, I jump out the window, and run down to the forsest. And I serve it on the dirty ground, and it tastes so nice and warm! But while I eat, no one rubs my feet, and no music is played. But I'd rather be all by myself, but I don't know why, lets say."

Emmett: "I'm just like you."

Jasper: "You are?"

Emmett: "You're just like me. There's somewhere else we'd rather be. Somewhere that's ours, somewhere dreams don't come true. Yes, I am a vamp like you! You'd never think that it was so, but now I've met you and I know. It's plain as day, sure as blood ain't blue, That I am a vamp like you!"

That's when Tanya left the building, but it looked like only I seemed to notice.

Jasper (SPOKEN): "So! You're a singer?"

Emmett (SPOKEN): "No, I work uh, no where, uh, I mean, yeah, no where."

Jasper (SPOKEN): "I love Madame Carp's Dresses!"

Emmett! (SPOKEN): "Where did you get that saying from?"

Jasper (SPOKEN): "I don't know, maybe I'm drunk?"

Emmett (SPOKEN): "Yeah, I think you are...anyway, first I choose a fabric from the rack, and I pin the pattern down. And I stitch it in the front and back, and it turns into a gown!"

Jasper: "Where the heck, did you get that, I know you must be drunk too."

BOTH: "And imagine life without the strife of Carlisle saying "Impossible!""

I then looked over at dad, who was mouthing, 'but it IS impossible!'

Jasper (SPOKEN): "But I'd never let my Mother know. I wouldn't want to disappoint her."

Emmett (SPOKEN): "I completely understand."

Jasper & (Emmett): "I'm just like you (I think that's true) You're just like me (Yes, I can see)"

Both: "We have no responsibilities."

Jasper & (Emmett): "We carry through (We carry through)"

BOTH: "Don't do what we need to do. Yes, I am a vamp like you!"

Emmett & (Jasper): "I'm just like you (I'm just like you) You're just like me (You're just like me)"

BOTH: "It's something no human person can see."

Emmett & (Jasper): "A heart that don't beat! (A heart that don't beat)"

BOTH: A voice that speaks the truth

Jasper: "Even ask Edward!"

Both: "Yes, I am a vamp like you!"

Once there little song was over, they both had on sparkly scarfs, and a mic in each hand. When did they get those? It was dead silent for a second, before all of us just started cracking up. Alice the most.

"You, I, - we, - ha, wow...!" Was all she could get out, while litterally rolling on the floor. Rose was lying with her face towards the cushion of the couch, body moving up and down from her laughing. I was leaning again Edward, who was now howling with laughter, while pointing at Emmett as he ran upstairs and put on a dress just like Erika had on in the movie, and Jasper had a pink one on, just like Analiese in the movie.

Mom was hiding her face in a cook book, while Carlisle was in shock of what they just did. He then started to laugh as Emmett and Jasper started dancing with the dogs.

Our family really was messed up.

Waking up the next morning, I then remembered my Alice was putting up balloons everywhere. My birthday.

Mom says that when I turned 10 years old that I could go to school, but I really don't mind. The rest of the family didn't start school for another 2 days, which I didn't know how I would like a day without seeing them...well, for about 6 hours. But still, that's a long time away from them.

Tanya called once from yesterday, so that wasn't really a shocker. She said that she was only talking to Edward, who she still was all lovey dovey around him. I can't stop thinking about, what if Edward ever did go out with Tanya? That would be awkward...

Any who, I walked down the stairs, and there was Emmett, looking..guilty?

Rosie was, on clubpenguin?

"Rosalie, what are you doing?" I asked her, walking down the stairs. On the last step, I tripped. But, I was lucky that Jasper caught me while walking by. Gotta love your vampires.

"This Kayty girl keeps sending Emmett these heart icons, and I was acting like him." She said, typing furiousy on the keyboard. If she went any harder, she would break it. Anyway, I didn't go on clubpenguin in a long time, so I might as well start now.

"No! Bella, it's your birthday! We gotta do something!" Alice said, tripping over Emmett. I then ran away from Alice, but didn't get that far. "Not so fast Bella! We are going to your make-up and dress you up nice. Do you understand?" She told me. I never really did like being dressed up. It made me feel like I wasn't capabul of doing it myself.

"Do I have to?" I asked her giving her the puppy dog face.

"Bella! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! I didn't hunt in a while, and I well, I really was thirsty, and he smelt so good and-I'm sorry!" Emmett cried, hugging me a little to tightly. Carlise and Esme wouldn't approve of that, but they weren't home. I told Carlisle to go to work, and after a while of begging he went, and Esme tagged along with him.

"Emmett! What are you talking about?" I said, making sure that he let me go. Jasper was right here, to so he didn't kill him. Dad was at work. Edward wa- HE KILLED EDWARD!

"YOU KILLED EDWARD!" I shouted at him, getting really mad. I then pictured Emmett on fire, so I did. I wasn't going to kill him, but I was mad. Edward was gone. My best friend was gone.

"Bella! Sweetie, don't hurt Emmett!" Rosalie said, trying to stop me from burning him. Alice then called Jasper, who ran down the stairs. Good, so now they can all watch. I'm not trying to be mean or anything. Maybe just, throw him through a window. Hmmm, sounds good, huh?

"Why are you all screaming?" Someone said, coming inside the house. I didn't even lose focus, I couldn't here over the voice of everyone yelling.

"Bella? Bella! What are you doing?" I could hear it clearly now, and Emmett was still in shock. He just stood there, with a pained expression on his face. Carlisle then tried to take things the appropriate way, talk it out, but that didn't work out very well. I didn't know what came over me, but I just couldn't listen to them. There was only one voice that I could listen to, but he was gone.

"Edward!" Alice cried, which made me lose concentration for a second. I then stopped hurting Emmett, as someone pulled me away from them. I then looked up, and we were inside a meadow type place I remember being here the last time.

"Edward!" I said shocked, moving more towards him. He looked to be in a protective stance around me, and I could hear the rest of the family following us. Just then, a huge pack of dogs came out. But they weren't dogs, they looked like horses. I then saw 3 people with blood red eyes staring at me. Carlisle and Esme walked in front, while all the rest of them made a circle around me.

"Aro, nice to see you here. But may I ask why?" Dad said, raising his hands up to say he wanted no fight. I didn't know any of them, but by the way my family was standing, I knew that there was danger.

"Carlisle." The leader said, taking a step closer to us, his eyes always locked on me. I hid behind Edward's leg, as Emmett came up right to my ear and said the one thing that was the worst thing to say at a moment like this.

"I killed Shparky." Before Aro attacked Esme and Carlisle. NO!

Sorry if this is a short chapter, but with school, and now dance on Thursday's and Monday's, I'm pretty busy with homework and stuff. I'll try to get another chapter out later tonight, but I'm not sure. So, thanks for reading! Review, and maybe I will post the chapter up tonight!