"NO!"
"Yes!"
"N-O spells NO! Now if it's all the same I am going back to my bed."
"You are keeping your lazy arse out of that bed and you are going to get dressed and you are going to be out that door in twenty minutes!"
"Ha, I'd like to see you make me!"
"Oh for God's sake! It's a cold November Saturday morning. Will you both shut up?"
"Stay out of this!"
"Either both of you get dressed and get out or go back to bed! I don't care what you do as long as you both shut up! Now I am taking my breakfast, Ianto's laptop and I shall be in my room! Honestly I wonder who the teenager is in this flat sometimes."
With that Imogene picked up her cup of tea and a plate of toast and placed Ianto's laptop under her arm as she moved to her room still clad in her blue Hello Kitty pyjamas. Ianto and Jack stared at each other, one fully dressed and the other in a tee shirt and tracksuit bottoms.
"If you don't mind SIR I'd like to go back to bed." Ianto said shoving past Jack and heading for his bedroom.
"Remember who the boss is! And he says you have to go to work!" Jack snapped.
"Remember who has the boss wrapped around his little finger." Ianto retorted without turning around.
Both of them stared at each other as Jack walked down the hall and tried to stare each other out. Something cold splattered against their heads and Imogene stood there scowling.
"If the pair of you don't stop arguing right now I am going to send an incriminating piece of CCTV to UNIT and both your reputations will lie in the gutter along with your minds. Now both of you go back into that room and I don't want to hear one more sound for the rest of this day. Do you hear me?"
Jack and Ianto nodded and went back into Ianto's room looking the entire world like two naughty children. Imogene sighed. This snow better not freaking last other wise she'll not be legally responsible for her actions.