I'm still here. This is going to be the third fanfiction I've posted today, so you guys are lucky.

Important: Bella is now 15. Just so you know that. Anyway, the votes that you guys sent me, 13-15 won, so I'm just saying 15 so it's 2 years younger than Edward, ok? Well, Edward's like, 107 years old or something, but you get it! In human years! Yeah!

Let's put it like that!

Chapter 21: Out The Window With You!
Edward's POV

You know that I'm like Bella in a way. I hate my birthday.

I mean, I don't hate it, but I just, don't feel connected to it. I can't remember how my last party went a long time ago, so I really don't want any parties. But, if you live in a house with Alice Cullen and Rosalie Hale, then you would know that on any ones birthday, we have to celebrate.

"Alice, Rose, do we really have to do this!" I asked them, after 32 minutes of me running around the house while being chased by Alice with a birthday hat. It hurt like h-

"Yes, we do. Now don't complain!" They said at the same time. Frea-ky...

"Come on Edward, you know you look cool in the hat." Emmett said, walking down the steps with two birthday hats on his head. I totally felt bad for Carlisle though, because she made him wear a pink frilly hat today to work, and if he takes it off, we'll make Emmett go around harassing the elders...again.

Esme, sweet little Esme, had to bake a cake. I'm not even joking. Oh, plus did you know that Bella hates cake? So she's not going to eat any. No one is. So, Esme is making a 107 layered cake. And no, I did not think that wrong. 107. I really don't know, ask Alice. Let's see what she's thinking now, shall we?

'...Jasper. In the birthday hat. That's it.' Okay, awkward... Now Rosalie.

'Edward, get out of my head!' Meany! Now Emmett...

'I should totally stuff the cake down his throat. That would be so funn- are you listening to this Edward? Ummm, yeah. Oh! I made a poem for you! Wanna here it!'

"No."

'Well fine, but you will here it in like, 10 minutes.' He thought back. Now, Jasper.

'NO! I am not wearing this pink shirt down there. I look like- well, I do actually look good in it...hmm.' I think Alice wore off on him a little bit... Now Esme.

'Edward, if that's you in my head, then stop! I don't want you seeing the cake!'. I'm not gonna eat it! Why can' I look at it? Oh well. Now, Bella's thoughts.

Silence.

Well, it doesn't hurt for trying. And that ladies and gentlemen, that is how bored Edward Cullen is. He just told you what everyone was thinking. Wow, I'm bored. Woah! When did I get this sparkly shirt on!

"ROSALIE!" I snapped at her after she took a picture. She then ran up stairs with it, probably printing it out and posting it up on the ceiling where there were pictures of Carlisle hanging from the roof. Yeah, that picture never gets boring.

"What! Your staying in that shirt Edward! And that's final! Unless, someone pees on it..." Alice stated, smirking triumphantly. But..I knew someone that could pee on me, even though that would be nasty...

"Edward, don't do it. I'm not even joking! Seriously!" Alice said, already seeing what I was going to do.

"Okay, okay I won't. It was just a thought." I said, holding my hands up in surrender.

"Okay! I'm finished!" Called Esme, "But I'm not moving it! It we do, it will fall!" Like I really wanted to move the cake in the first place. I then saw in Rosalie's mind that Bella was coming down the steps.

Clumsy like she is, she tripped on the last step. Everyone watched for a second, before I sped over to her, and caught her easily. She looked up and smiled sheepishly as a blushed creeped onto her beautiful face. Okay, I know that that might sound weird, but I just...I don't know. I think maybe, I lov-

"Thanks Edward." She said. We all knew that she could catch herself, but the last time she did, she sprained her wrist.

"No problem Bella." I whispered to her, settling her back on her feet. She then looked up and smirked.

"Nice hat and shirt." She said, trying to hold back a laugh.

"Ha ha, very funny." I said sarcastically, just before Emmett came bouncing into the room.

"Okay Edward, I really really, REALLY want to say a poem I found."

"I thought you said you wrote it..." I said, thinking back to what he said before.

"Nope. I found it. I just said I wrote it because I liked it, and it was hilarious." He said, staring at Bella the whole time, who I still had am arm around her waist.

"Fine," I said with a sigh "let's here this poem." I said, rolling my eyes.

"Okay," he said, then started to clear his throat, even though he never really didn't need to. I then looked over at Bella, who was eyeing the poem, wanting to know what it said. Then, he started to read.

(A/N Okay, this poem was made by Kellygirl96, and she let me use it. Soooo, thanks for the poem Kelly!)

"It's called, 'Edward's Prayer.' " He started to read, which made Bella turn deep red, and try to grab the note from him. But, she already knew that Emmett would pull it away from her. Now, this is making me more curious.

"Uh, Edward, why don't we uh...go look at the cake!" She stuttered, trying to pull me away from Emmett.

"Oh no Isabella, I wanna here what he has to say..." I said, pulling Bella back with one arm, and nodding to Emmett. Before he continued, Bella blocked her ears, still blushing.

"As I was saying..." Emmett said, peering over his reading glasses, which he just ran and came back. "It's called Edward's Prayer."

" Our Edward, who art in Forks...

Hallowed by thy sparkles,

thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast

On Earth as it is in the meadow.

Give you this day, are daily blood,

Forgive us are heartbeats

As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.

Lead us into temptation, deliver us to you

for thine is the vampire

the music, the hotness

For ever and ever.

Ed-men."

By the end of that, Emmett was on the floor, holding his side from all the laughter. Bella on the other hand, was frozen in shock, her face in the deepest blush I had ever seen.

"You, wrote that, huh Bella?" I asked her, trying to snap her out of that. She still wasn't moving, or blinking.

"Bella? Bella!" Emmett asked, getting off of the ground, coming closer to her. He started to shake her, but I pulled his hands off of her. Then, she finally blinked, looked at Emmett, and then...

"EMMETT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" She screamed at him, which he just laughed and ran away from her. He then got tripped by me, and fell to the ground, giving access to Bella who was trying to get the poem. Hey, I thought it was pretty good. Oh, how I wish I was human again so I could see how it would be to do that.

That was the last thing I remember that night, because my vision went black. The last thing I heard was an angel calling my name.

"Edward!"

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Haha! Cliff hanger! I know, I'm so evil! But you know what, since I'm actually a nice person, this won't be the ending. Ha! You thought I was going to leave you on another cliffy? You thought wrong!

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Bella's POV

Once I had gotten the paper back, I felt..different. I actually heard Edward's thoughts. Then, he just collapsed.

"Edward!" I screamed, running over to him. Everyone in the house then came rushing over to me, Esme pulling me back, following the directions that Alice said after coming out of a vision.

"I don't know what's happening, but just get him upstairs!" She said to Emmett and Jasper, who were already going up the steps.

"Uh, can vampires like, pass out!" I asked, already knowing the answer.

"I don't think so..." Alice trailed off, looking back at the steps.

"Well then, what the heck happened to him!" I yelled. It was a good thing that Esme had a good hold on my arms, 'cause if she didn't Alice would have been upside down right now.

"Bella, why don't you just tell us what happened?" Rosalie said, leading all of us over to the couches. I then noticed that there were tears coming out my eyes.

"Uh...well, Emmett read a poem, and the I chased him around the room. And then, I heard Edward's thoughts. I don't know how, but I did. Only a little glimpse though. Only the words 'wish' and 'human' and then that was it." I told them. Then that could only mean one thing. We then heard a huge thump upstairs, and then Rosalie, Mom, and Alice all gasped.

"What!" I said, straining my ears, but could here nothing except for my breathing. Another thump, then a crash.

"Holy crayola!" I heard Emmett say, then another thump. "Oh! Bella! I know that this isn't the best thing to say right now, but... Renesmee, well I-"

"You ate her too!" I yelled, looking up at the ceiling, knowing that he could hear me.

"No! Jasper did!" He called again, then we heard a scream.

"Dang Edward! Stop screaming!" Jasper yelled. What were they doing?

"Is he awake?" I asked the girls, who were looking shocked.

"Not yet honey..." Esme said, still looking at the steps. That's when we heard it.

"Edward! Dude, dude, Jasper, no!" We heard Emmett said, that a loud growl, and then another thump. Then Jasper came tumbling down the steps. Rosalie ran over to him, while Esme and Alice stood in front of me, in a protective stance.

"Jasper, come on, get up...what's wrong?" Alice called to him helping him sit up. We then saw that his eyes were pitch black. That kind of weird, they just went hunting about 3 hours ago... uh oh. Alice's eyes then turned black, and so did everyone in the room. This was not good.

Dad has awesome timing! I thought as he came running through the door.

"Everyone, out!" He ordered, which they obeyed him. Good people. "Bella, just stay here." I heard him call after running up the steps.

"Woah!" Emmett called, then Carlisle said it.

Woah.

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Now, that's where I'm gonna end it. But I really don't want to. So, we'll keep going.

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"I don't think that he's suppost to be like that..." Emmett called. Now that was enough! I ran up the stairs as fast as I could, and tried to listen to where there voices were coming from, but couldn't.

"Emmett! NO!" Then I heard a huge crash. There was hissing, some swears, and another crash. I then ran right back down the stairs, curled up in a little ball, and cried. (A/N I have exactly 2 minutes to type the rest of this chapter, then I have to get going on the next chapter. So, go!)

I then heard Esme come back in, and come hug me. I looked up, and saw her eyes were back to normal. Emmett then came though the front door, his eyes coal black, but he was okay.

"Yo! Carlisle just pushed me out a window!"