New Moon. Off the hook! But, I didn't really enjoy it because Edward was like, gone for most of the time. Anyway, if you were at the Flagship in Wareham movie thing, and you heard a girl throughout the whole movie going "Forget You!" That was me! Yay!

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"Pain." The girls voice sang out, almost stounding like Alice's, but didn't have that tinkle part. Edward took in a sharp breath as I heard the others running over to us. I screamed as Edward hit the floor.

Emmett and Jasper hit Jane in the side, making her lose focus. Rosalie ran over to Edward as Alice grabbed me. The next minute we were back inside of our hotel room.

I was shaking uncontrollably on the bed, hoping that Edward was okay.

Chapter 32: Vampires Are Hot!
Bella's POV

I think I forgot how to breathe.

"Bella. Air. Suck in then out. Do you want a paper bag!" Alice said, shaking me shoulders. "Oh god, seriously Bella. Start breathing! Do you want to die!"

"Seriously Bells. Breathe." Emmett said walking in with a huge...something. I was starting to feel faint.

"Uh, Jazz! You gotta knock her out or something!" Alice chirped and flitted her way over to her husband.

"Edward's fine. You know that, right Bells?" Emmett said, getting a flashlight out of the cabinet and some candles. I sucked in a little air, but not enough to fully satisfy my lungs.

"3...2...1-" Rosalie said, walking into the room slowly. I blinked, and then there was Edward. Looking like nothing just happend.

"Breath." I sucked in a huge amount of air.

"For 4 minutes and 28 seconds we've been trying to make her breath. And then you walk in, and she does? Unbelieveable. Actually. It is believable." Emmett said, putting his finger under his chin. I raised an eyebrow at him.

"Can I call you Flava Flave?" He asked suddenly, making me take my head that was on Edward's shoulder to face him.

"Yup." I said. Then a huge crack of thunder raked the sky, but no lightening. It was turning dark now, and it was getting hard for me to see.

Everyone started lighting candles and Rosalie held a flashlight. "Do you guys seriously need those?" I asked them, wondering why they had them.

"Oh yeah." Jasper said, then blew out the candle. It went one by one. Mine was the only one lit. Edward took it and set it down on the table just as the power went out.

I started walking up the steps but tripped backward and Edward ran and steadied myself. He smiled down and kissed me forhead. I think my heart skipped a beat.

His smile turned into a smirk, knowing what he was doing to me. "Jerk." I spoke, playfully hitting him on the head. I was still cradled in his arms as he sat down on the couch as Emmett brought out a his laptop.

"I'm going to go hunting." Edward said suddenly. I looked into his eyes, they were coal black. I smiled and nodded. He ran out.

"Actually, when was the last time he went hunting?" Alice asked, and Rosalie answered with something I couldn't hear. But it must have been a lot, because Alice shook her head in dissaproval.

"Well, he should be gone for a while. Let's do something fun." Emmett decided. Getting up and getting- oh heck no.

"No." I said, backing up against the wall.

"Come on Bella. It will be fun!" Alice said, walking towards me.

"I'm uh, under the age!" I sqeaked as I tripped backwards as Rosalie caught me. "Yeah, seriously guys, what if Edward comes home to see her drunk?" She said seriously, eyeing Emmett who was still walking towards us.

"Yeah, and I get drunk real easily." I lied.

"So you have been drunk before? Shame on you Bella." Jasper joked. I couldn't see what was happening next. Then it all came to me.

"Ag-gain." I hiccupped.

Jasper's POV

"Ag-gain." Bella hiccupped. Drunk. I think we went over the top though. This was her 14th cup.

"I don't think we should Em," I said, grabbing the empty bottle from him. "SHE DRANK 6 BOTTLES! Oh man, Edward's gonna kill us.

"No he won't. not- okay, maybe he is going to find out." He thought over. Bella was not spinning in circles with her arms spread out.

"Plus, this is BELLA. Not his car. Bella's more important. Remember what he did with us when we got 1 scratch on his car?" I siad, remembering what happened that night.

"We didn't go out in public for about 3 years." Emmett responded to me. "Exactly." I said.

He had a panicked look on his face. "Oh we're in trouble- Bella! Get off of the table!" Emmett said afterwards, pointing a threatening finger towards the not so sober Bella. She just giggled and fell over into the couch.

"EDWARD'S COMING HOME!" Alice shrieked. Oh heck oh heck oh heck oh-

"Where is she?" Oh god I'm out! Emmett and I booked it out the back door.

"You think he's gonna kill us!" Emmett asked as we ran. Oh what do you think!

"No, of course not Emmett. I bet you he has this forest booby trapped already!" I said, but Emmett just smirked.

"You said booby dude, that's way worse than duty." He laughed then stopped. "STOP!" He shouted, but it was to late.

Edward's POV

"EDWARD'S COMING HOME!" I heard Alice yell as I was coming up into the driveway. What were they talking about? And were they drinking?

Bella.

"Where is she?" I hissed before I saw Emmett and Jasper run towards the door. When I got there, Bella was there, drunk, wobbling her way over to me. She smiled clumsily at me as she put her arms around my neck.

"I love you Eddie." She said groggily, then giggled and held on tighter. "Vampires are hotttttttt." I wanted to crack a smile at that, but this was a seriose matter. Not like Rose or Alice cared. They were laughing.

"I thought of a s-song!" Bella hiccuped happily then started singing.

"Oh Edward. Edward. I'm singing a song.

Rosalie is laughing, even though Emmett is probably trapped in a tree...
And Alice is-"

"Emmett and Jasper are being hung upside down from a tree and they can't get out." Alice said after a moment.

Bella started to make some weird sound, and she ran to the sink. And threw up.

"Ew." Alice and Rosalie muttered, but I walked over and held her hair away from her face. After she was done, I let her brush her teeth (with the help of Rose) and then took her to bed.

"Edward's mad." She said quietly, but I heard it clearly.

"I'm not mad." Not at her. At the others, yes. She fell asleep after that, but I decided to stay there with her.

"Edward." She said after awhile, but didn't look like she was awake. She was sleep talking? "Love Edward..." I smiled. I guess that Emmett was right.

'TOLD YOU I WAS RIGHT!' Emmett's thoughts rang out. Wait...Wasn't he in a tree?

"I though Emmett was in tree..." Bella asked, both eyes open as as said it.

"I thought so to."

"WELL YOUR BOTH WRONG!"

Bella's POV

The next day after that, Alice had taken us all out shopping because we were all heading home. They said that it will actually take about a full year starting in 4 months until we really have to go on the show. What kinda show do you have to wait 1 year and 4 months for?

Anyway, now we were all home, back at tiny rainy Forks. School actually had a 3 week vacation, so we only missed like, 3 weeks of school. Good enough for me.

"Try this on Bells." Alice said, throwing something pink at me, then ushering me out of the door. A bikini and a cover up?

I always hated these things. Well at least it wasn't the ones that tied in the back. The one that Alice had thrown at me was decent, I could say. It was a little darker than a shade of pink, and above the top it had a cute pink ruffle flare out. Simple.

"Do I have to go out there?" I talked regularly, knowing that she and Rose could hear me.

"Oh yeah!" Alice said, and actually opened the door herself. Didn't I lock that? "Wow! Bells, you look hot!" Rose called. I blushed at her choice of words, but then she just took a picture of me.

"What are you doing?" I asked her, trying to see who she was sending it to. "Oh God Rose, please don't send that to-"

"Too late!" She said as she hit send. Edward was going to be in for a shocker. Do you know how many stores we went to after that? Alice said that I needed at least 5 bathing suits, 8 sun dresses, 10 tank tops and 8 pairs of shorts.

"Where are we even going?" I asked Alice, but she just smiled and laughed her little pixie laugh. We saw the boys walking towards us. Jasper was reading a book over Emmett's arm as he held it, him reading also. Edward looked annoyed and rolled his eyes.

"What are they reading?" I asked him as we stopped all facing the opposite gender.

"Apparently, Tanya has a very new thing that is coming out this month. Since she just got into being a poser for the new 'Victoria Secret' catalog, she wrote a book trying to make herself more known." Edward said, having the book in his hands not even a second later, and was holding it out for me.

"Vampire Love." I read out loud. "Nice choice of style." I said sarcasticly as I took the book and opened up to a random page.

"Um, why are me and you in the book?" I asked out of curiosity after I read the words Edward and Bella.

"I asked her that to. She just said read it. But like I would read anything she wrote. So, I'm making Jasper and Emmett read it." He said with a small smile and took one of my hands in his.

I smiled back, but it faded away as we saw Tanya walking up to us. I threw the book, aiming it at her head, but Emmett caught it before anyone saw.

"Fiesty there, aren't we little human." She said with a smug smile as she tilted her head in an innocent position. She looked down at mine and Edward's intwined hands, and the smile came off.

"Just make sure you read chapter 7. That's the best chapter." She said before walking off. I so wanted to throw something at her. Damn. There was nothing there to throw at her.

Once we were driving home, it began to thunder outside, and it looked like it knocked the power out at home since there was no lights on.

"Bella!" I heard mom call as she opened her arms out and wrapped me in a hug. It felt nice. Charlie never showed my any care or love. A father figure.

Carlisle.

He still wasn't back. He wrote us a letter, saying he was helping the doctors in Volterra, and that he would be back soon.

That's why we were all relieved.

"Esme, I think we should get her out of the rain." Rosalie said, as I was getting soaked. Before I could even blink I was already in the house, wrapped up in a towel sitting on the floor next to Edward, who was lying upside down.

"I was capable of moving the 3 steps to the door, and walking up the 12 steps to get a towel Edward." I said, but his gesture was sweet.

"Yes. I know you were capable." He said seriously. "But I wanted to do these things to you. Give things to you."

"I don't like gifts." I said, biting my lip.

"I know. That's why I'm going to give you homemade things. No money whatsoever." He said, but muttered something else under his breath.

"HEY EDDIE!" Emmett called from downstairs. He came down the steps, slower than me, then threw the book at Edward, who caught it easily.

"Read chapter 7." He said, and ran out the door.

"Edward, do you wanna go hunting with us?" Alice said, dancing down towards the door, where I could see everyone else already outside.

"I'll go later." He said, staring at me but talking to Alice. She just nodded.

"Okay, so chapter 7." I asked as I sipped on my hot chocolate Edward made for me. It tasted awesome! But all he did do was get hot water, pour the powder into the water and stir. But it was the best cocoa I've ever tasted.

"So, back to the story." Edward said chuckling. The lights were still out, so I was just laying down next to Edward on the floor. Then he started reading. I guess that this story was based on our life. But we were the only 3 characters in the book. Tanya, Me and Edward.

"I knew that Edward always loved me. But he was just playing hard to get. That changed on my favorite day. Edward had ran to me, after dumping that human Bella." Edward said, but he said it through his teeth.

"Tanya, I love you. Not Isabella. I never loved her." "Edward said to me, pulling me into a feirce hug."

Edward's POV

All of Tanya's things she wrote was wrong. I loved Bella. Not Tanya. I would never love anyone more than I loved Bella. She was my life now.

"Edward then leaned down, and whispered in my ear. It sent chills down my spine. "Marry me, Tanya."

"Bells, do I have to keep reading." I hissed at her, but all she did was narrow her eyes a little and shook her head slowly. I took in a breath, then continued.

"Bella, you're just not good enough for me." Edward said as he wrapped his arms around me and kissed his neck. That stupid human had actually gotten past the body guards, so here she was, ruining my wedding day."And that's as far as I'm going." I growled, and threw the book in the trash. Bella looked deep in thought, her eyes turning glassy. "Bella?"

She walked over to the trash, took out the book and handed it back to me. She sat on the couch, waiting patiently for me to continue reading. I sighed, opening back up to the page we left off on.

"And that's what were doing today. I got the most perfect dress. And Alicia and Rosalina, Edward's sisters, helped me pick out the most whitest dress that we could find. It clung perfectly to my curves, and showed off a lot of cleavage."

"Tanya, do you take Edward to be your lofely wedded husband?" The priest said. "I do." I replied back, Edward grinning at me.

"And do you, Edward, take Tanya to be your lofely wedded wife?" He said, facing Edward."

"I do." He bent me down a little bit, and kissed me dead on the lips."

"You know that won't ever happen, right?" I whispered, taking Bella's warm hands into my cold ones.

"Yes." We talked for awhile, but then Bella fell asleep. I just held her in my arms as she did so. Bella woke up with a startle when Emmett came bursting through the door. She jumped, clutching onto my neck.

"EMMETT!" She yelled angrilly, trying to slow down her beating heart rate.

"BELLA!" He said in a playfully angry voice, but then started juming up and down. "Okay, so we went to the movies, and we saw the movie 'The Proposal' and it was really good, but there's this really cool song that I really need to sing!" He said quickly, but we both understood him.

"Go on then." Bella said, leaning back into me. I really did love her.

"I can't go yet. This has to be for mom!" He ran up the steps to fast for her to see, and then stood with a boombox. It had really weird beats in the beginning. Then he started dancing really weirdly.

He grabbed Esme from the corner. "Okay, Esme. This song is all about you. This is what you need to do, you know, loosen up!" He said, she just put her hands on her hips.

(A/N: People, yeah like I think I said before, my mom is looking at what I'm typing right now, so I'm going to like, bleep out the swears. So when there's like a really weird word, you'll probably see just _ .)

"To the windows, to the windows, to the walls, to the walls.
Till the sweat drips down my _.What kind of song was this! Bella had grabbed onto my leg, trying to hold in her laughter as Emmett jumped around all crazy like. I really should see this movie...

To all you _ crawl.
All you people. mother_'s.

All you people, god_.
To the windows, to the windows
to the walls, to the walls.

Till the sweat drips down my _
Let all you _ crawl.

All you people, god_.
To the windows, to the windows
to the walls, to the walls.

Till the sweat drips down my, uhh."

And he still kept going! Esme looked like she was going to pass out. She wasn't moving, her eyes were just following Emmett around the rooms.

"Oh yeah, look at her go.

Oh oh oh oh oh!"

Emmett said as he started swinging his head around and moving his butt around in circles. I blocked Bella's eyes. She put her hands over mine, pushing them harder against her head. I took it off when he stopped doing that, but did something really weird.

"Yeah, Esme! Here we go!
Let me see you get low, you scared you scared.
Drop your _ to the floor, you scared, you scared.
Let me see you get low, you scared you scared.
Drop your butt to the floor, you scared you scared."

Esme cracked after that. She threw a baseball -don't ask me why she keeps some in her pockets- and threw it at the boombox, which it broke and pieces came flying at me and Bella.

"Now, stop-WOO! And wiggle it!
Now, stop-WOO! And jiggle it!"

"Get upstairs! Now! And go clean out that game room!" She yelled angrily at him. I have never seen her so mad.

"But, mom-"

"No buts! GO!" Emmett stomped up to his room after that, and all you could hear was things being thrown around. "AT HUMAN SPEED!" She yelled as an after thought.

"Oh, heck no!" He said, but he slowed his pace.

"Tanya's here." Alice said too quickly for Bella to hear. She just looked up at her.

"What?" She asked, staring at Alice. Then the doorbell rang. Jasper went to go get it, slowly.

"Hello, Jazzy-boy." She said, smiling weirdly. It looked like she was like, drunk. He just muttered 'slut' under his voice and walked away.

"Cullens, Hales." She sighed, looking at everyone, then finally at me and Bella. I had gotten up, but Bella was still cradled in my arms, going in and out of concesnous.

"Tanya." Rosalie glared, coming to stand in front of us.

"Well, if it isn't little miss Ice Princess." Tanya said back, laughing evily.

"You know what, bi-" But Bella cut her off by putting a hand on her arm. "She's not worth is." She whispered. Rose relaxed after that, and stomped away from Tanya.

"Tanya, what do you want?" Carlisle asked, actually sounding a little bit rude. Good for him.

'Edward.' She said in her mind, but said it more in a weird way outloud.

Don't you all just want Tanya to fall in a ditch, that no one knew about, and she couldn't get cell phone service, and there would be nobody out the to help her or contact her...

Yes, I would.

Anyway, I'm wicked tired, now it's 2:11am on a school night, and I'm going to bed, so peace out!