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"Harry, Tom…" Lily whispered before passing out from exhaustion. "Is she alright?" Harry said looking at his dad. "She's fine, but he body hasn't had any food in 15 years, so she's just exhausted." Voldemort sighed and gathered Lily in his arms. "Come now, Harry take us home, I fear Dumbledore may have sensed the amount of magic we used tonight. Harry picked up a rock and said "portus, grab hold." the three of them each had a finger on them but before it left there was a loud crack, and a group of aurors apparatated into the graveyard, distracting Harry just long enough for the port key to take off without him.

"Shit" Harry said to himself as he looked around. There were ten aurors standing around him in a circle, all with their wands pointed at him. "Don't move! You are under arrest for performing a dark ritual in a muggle neighborhood. Put your hands above of your head and you wont be hurt." Harry couldn't tell but he thought it sounded like Dawlish. Harry slowly raised his hands and pointed them in the sky. "You want my hands in the air like this huh?" "That's right." one Dawlish answered. Harry laughed and decided to try out a spell he had found in one of the darker books in Riddle manor.

"Venominus Radius Maxima!" Harry hissed. A shockwave of green energy flew from his hands and ripped through all the surrounding aurors. They all collapsed, all dead. "Damn, that spell is powerful." Harry said looking around. Shrugging his shoulders he sparked back to Riddle Manor, and as soon as he got there, a redheaded blur smashed into him.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!! Trying to take on all those people all by yourself, why didn't you spark back as soon as we left?!" Ginny shrieked at him, still hugging him of course. "Err, the thought slipped my mind… Ouch!" Harry yelped as Ginny slapped him leaving a very red mark. "I don't care if the thought slipped your mind! Never do that to me again." She grabbed him in an even bigger hug and only let go when she thought she heard a rib crack. "Ok, where's mum and dad?" Harry asked wanting to tell his father about the spell he used.

"They're in the kitchen, dad (Voldemort insisted on her calling him dad, since, he kinda was) figured you'd be alright but, he wanted to get Lily some food."

"Oh, is she awake?" Harry asked.

"She woke up a few minutes after the port key left, she was originally madder than me, when she found out you could've came as soon as we left but didn't, but dad calmed her down a bit, you should thank him." Ginny smiled "Come on, lets go, dad probably wants to see you."

They made their way down to the manors kitchen where they found Voldemort and Lily having a cup of tea. As soon as Voldemort saw them he got up and started towards them. "Harry are you alright?" Voldemort asked his son, concerned. "Yeah, I'm fine, I used the venom shockwave curse. It works really good."

"Umm, not to interrupt this sweet reunion, but what's the venom shockwave curse?" Ginny asked fairly interested. "Its an old parsel magic curse, it sends out a shockwave of green energy with basilisk venom absorbed into it, if the energy wave hits you, you die instantly ." Voldemort explained to an awed Ginny. "So basically, it kills everyone around you?"

"Yes." This time it was Lily who answered. She wrapped up her son in a bone crushing hug as soon as she got near him. "Oh, Harry dear, I'm so sorry Dumbledore left you at the Durselys all your life. The next time I see that manipulative bastard I will kill him myself." That last sentence was directed more at Voldemort than Harry, but Harry was still shocked by it.

A few hours later, Harry and his father were sitting in the study, their lovers fast asleep. "Hey dad, if I'm your son, then how come mum married James Potter?"

"That would be because of Dumbledore. Have you ever wondered why Lily always turned him down every time he asked her out?" Voldemort asked Harry. " Everyone told me it was because she thought he was an arrogant prat."

"Well that's part of the reason, but the real reason was because she was dating me all through Hogwartz, the only reason she married James was because Dumbledore placed her under an imperious curse and forced her to place an unbreakable vow upon herself to marry him, she almost let it kill her, but I wouldn't let her. So a few days before the wedding, she came to me and told me that just because she had to marry James didn't mean she was going to bear his child, and well, you can imagine what happened after that." At that Harry turned redder than his dads eyes. "And speaking of that, since you and Ginny are married, I think you'll need to be given the talk" Harry turned, if possible, redder but Voldemort continued anyways "But since I'm an evil dark lord, I really don't want to do that so ask Raiden to do it." Harry just starred blankly. A few minutes later Raiden flew in. "Ok, I'll just leave you two to it then." Voldemort left.

'Ok, this is going to be fun, since I'm your familiar I can plant diagrams in your head so just close your eyes and let me explain. Now, when a man and women love each other very much…'

An hour late:

'…So if you look at diagram 53 you can see an example of that, ok all done, any questions?'

'Uhh, yeah, is diagram 84 even physically possible?!'

'I don't know, maybe, you should try it, but if you get hurt its your own fault for trusting me.'

'I'll be sure to keep that in mind….'

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Sorry for the shorter than usual ch, but I got the idea for this in my head and had to write it before I forgot it.

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