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Harry stood in front of the famous wizard shop known as Weasley's Wizard Wheezes wondering just how in the eternal hells of earth, had Fred and George managed to convince him to come here for a private meeting. Oh yeah, that's right, Harry thought:

Flashback of two days ago:

Harry was sitting in the library at Riddle mansion when the oddest thing Harry had ever seen, flew into the room. It was a purple and pink owl. The owl dropped a purple letter on his lap which immediately started to unfold itself just like a howler, but instead of it screaming, it started talking in a businesslike tone.

Harry,

We do not appreciate our brothers and the Orders intentions of what to do with you and our lovely sister, or should we call her, the Mrs. Potter.

Oh well, the point is, we want out of this damn Order! They think that they can tell anyone what to do and they'll do it without question, did you know that Dumbledore has started placing loyalty spells on everyone that joins?

Well he has, he isn't using the torture curse for punishments, but the loyalty spells manage to give us enough pain to think that the cruciatus is like jacking off. So we ask that you allow us to meet with you so we can talk about getting the spell off of us, joining you and ickle Gin-Gin, and shoving the rest of the order up Dumbledork's arse!

And, if you don't meet with us, there's a nice little surprise that involves your hair, and some permanent pink dye only we can reverse. Think about it,

Fred and George

End flashback

I guess I really don't want my hair to turn pink, Harry thought as he pounded on the door to the store. After a few minutes Fred opened the door and beckoned him to come in quickly. After following Fred up to what Harry assumed was Fred and George's flat, Harry walked into a room with a table and a few chairs, George was already sitting down.

"Hello Harry, thanks for giving us a chance." Fred said offering his hand to Harry, who took it hesitantly. "Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you, but if you run into any of our other brothers," George spit out venomously "they probably would try." Fred smirked at this and said "Keyword: try."

George laughed and continued. "So the point is, we want you to get rid of Dumbledore's loyalty spell on us, and then we were wondering if we could join you, and our lovely sister and the oh so excitable dark lord." Harry considered this for a moment then said "Are you sure? You do know that Voldemort's my father right? And that if you pull any pranks on him, he will put you under the cruciatus, right?"

Fred looked at George, then at Harry and said "Well, if we do…"

"Decide to prank Lord V…." George continued

"Then it will have probably….."

"Been, oh so worth it…."

"Anyway." Fred finished. "So, we're ok with that."

Harry still looked uncertain, then he said "Well, if you want to, you might have to invent something that Voldemort will like, but instead of a joke item try to make a type of weapon that Voldemort can use." Fred and George looked thoughtful for a moment and said together "Ok then, we'll create something for Lord V that he can use, but we'll need some time, so in about a week, come bring us to where ever you guys live and we'll show you the grand invention, but before you go take off the friggin loyalty spell!" Harry nodded in acceptance and with his hands pointed at Fred and George, muttered something in parseltongue.

"Thanks Harry, we'll send you a letter when we're ready, should take no longer than a week. And I know Ginny doesn't give a damn about this even though you do, you have our blessings many times over." Fred said honestly with George nodding in agreement.

"Thanks guys, that means a lot." Harry said honestly, if not a little bit awkward. "Ok I'll come back in a week and bring you guys over to our home, hopefully by then you'll be done." Harry shook both their hands and sparked back to Riddle manor wondering how to explain the meeting to his father .

Back at Riddle manor Harry found Voldemort sitting on his throne talking to Lucius. As soon as Voldemort saw Harry he dismissed Lucius and got up to greet his son. "Fred and George want to join us, they're going to invent a weapon for us in exchange for being allowed to stay with us. I'll bring them here in about a week so we can see what they made." Harry explained to Voldemort. "But knowing those two it will either be something either incredibly destructive, or incredibly annoying, either way it'll probably be impressive."

Voldemort nodded, pleased "Alright then, let's just hope its destructive rather than annoying." Harry nodded in silent agreement.

"Do you know where Ginny is?"

"Yes. I believe she is in the dueling room, Draco Malfoy was sent by his father to keep her company, why?" Voldemort said apparently not knowing their history.

Harry sighed and said "If when I find her, he is even touching her, I don't care where, I'll kill him, you obviously don't know our history."

Voldemort paled (is that even possible for him?) and said "Alright, but if he isn't, just throw him out of the manor."

Harry nodded and started walking towards the dueling room, when he got their he found Ginny alone, and she appeared to be holding two white ferrets and she was throwing them one at a time, into the wall, then catching them, and starting the process over. Harry looked confused and said "Ginny, what are you doing?"

Ginny turned to him and smirked before saying "Little Malfoy juinor came in here and grabbed my arse, so I turned him into a ferret and then Lucius came in and tried to curse me, and I think you know the rest, by the way, notice I said tried." Harry laughed and said "Ok, jokes aside turn them back so I can kill them, I told dad I would if Malfoy so much as touched you, so he should understand, if he doesn't, oh well mum will yell at him if he doesn't." Ginny turned both Malfoys back and they both immediately started screaming a mixture a swears and other inappropriate words such as, whore, slut, filthy blood traitor, Slytherin's bitch, and other things. Sighing, Harry pointed his hands at both of them and said "Crucio!" They both started screaming in pain, little Malfoy more than the other bitch.

Shrugging Harry finished Lucius off with a killing curse and was about to kill Malfoy when Ginny grabbed his arms and whispered something in his ear. Grinning like mad, Harry pointed his hand at Malfoy and said the words that every guy should be afraid off. " Castrata maxima! Sexualia alteria homo!"

( I think you guys can figure out what those two spells do, if you cant, you need help, like badly.) That done, Harry created a portkey, and sent Malfoy to an all womens strip club.

Ginny started laughing and said in a seductive voice "You sent him to a strip club right?" Harry, feeling suspicious answered slowly "Yes, why?" Ginny smirked and said "Why don't I show you just how a strip clubs work." Then before Harry could comprehend what she said, she immobolized him, and dragged him to their room before proceeding to show him things better than the internet could ever cook up.

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