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FF is almost always OOC

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Harry was sitting in the library reading up on some parsel magic, when a thought struck him. How the hell was my lightning bolt green, Harry thought to himself. Maybe I should ask Raiden.

'Raiden, I have a question or two for you.'

'Hang on, ill be right there.'

'Alright.'

A few seconds later, Raiden appeared. 'So what do you want?' Harry thought for a while of how he should word his question. 'Ok, at the battle when I blasted the gate with lightning, it was green. How and why does that happen?'

Raiden looked deep in thought for a moment before he said slowly, 'Well, when a wizard bonds with a lightning phoenix, and he gets his powers, he doesn't become as powerful as his phoenix right away, it takes time. There are actually 6 levels of power that you can go through. They are identified only as the color of the lightning, level 1 is white, level 2 is grey, level 3 is dark blue, level 4 is green which is what level you appear to be on. The other levels are; 5 is crimson, and the last level is black, which is the phoenix level.'

'How am I already on level 4 if I haven't even gone through the other ones, the only colors I've seen are white and now green.'

'That's because you move up levels when you use your powers, you spark all the time, so that's why you're on level 4. In fact I'm pretty sure you're almost at 5.'

'Oh, ok thanks Raiden, have you seen father?'

'He is in the dungeons.'

'Thanks.'

Harry then put away the book he was reading, and went to find his father. As expected, he was in the dungeons, torturing some Order member. When he saw Harry, he stopped and said

"What would you do if you were told that we had misinterpreted the prophecy?"

Harry looked confused for a moment then remembering, he said. "I don't know, why?"

Voldemort turned back to the Order member, Kingsley, and continued torturing him.

"Because according to this guy, we did." Voldemort stopped the curse and shot a killing curse at him. "Fortunately, we managed to capture him before he got the information to Dumbledore." Harry frowned in confusion. "But, if we got it wrong, then what is the actual interpretation?" Voldemort sighed and said "We got the father and son, mother and daughter right, but the light lord isn't Dumbledore, we don't know who it is."

Harry closed his eyes and said "Shit."

Voldemort smiled and told Harry "That's exactly what I said after I found out."

Harry smirked and asked "Well, now that we don't know who the hell we're supposed to kill, what to we do?"

Voldemort just looked at him and said "Continue what we've been doing, of course."

Hogwarts Vandalized!

By Rita Skeeter

In a surprise turn of events earlier today when Headmaster Dumbledore was walking towards Hogwarts and when he saw it, the entire castle had been turned pink! All the gargoyles had been turned into what seemed to be a male house elf in a thong, and the house elves have been running around in pink frilly skirts!

But the worst was Headmaster Dumbledore's office, all of his books in his office and private library had been turned into picture books, mainly of Gilderoy Lockhart posing, with less clothing than most would prefer. This has been one strange day but Professor Dumbledore assures the press that the culprits will be found and punished, severely.

Harry was nearly in tears as he laughed at the article explaining Argetblods newest attack on Dumbledore's dignity. Still chuckling he went to find Remus to get more info on the next raid.

Harry found him in the library reading a book on vampires abilities, he still hadn't discovered the end of his. Remus looked up as he entered "Harry! What are you doing here? By the way Argetblod has Wormtail hanging from his ass on a chandelier, I'm not telling you to take him down, but just thought I'd let you know." Harry smiled "Hey Remus, I was just wondering about the next raid, and I was hoping you could give me a bit more info about it."

Remus smiled at Harry "Of course, the next Raid is going to be in The States actually, it's The American Arcane University, its actually located underneath of Mount Rushmore, ingenious if I may say, no one would have suspected that."

Harry frowned and said "Is that the school Neville is teaching at?"

Remus thought for a moment and said "No, I believe he is at Helgrinds University of Zar'roc, that is a private Necromancy school, not many know of its existence, not even their President knows of it, or Dumbledore for that matter."

Harry raised his eyebrow and said "So, how are we going to take the University if its under Mount Rushmore?" Remus took a moment to collect his thoughts and said " If I'm not mistaken, I believe that even as we speak, the vampires are traveling through the school killing everyone they see, and before you ask, Voldemort just wants you to finish the job by blowing the whole place up, which means destroying Mount Rushmore."

Harry chuckled and said "Alright then, when am a supposed to go clean it up?" Remus looked at the clock and said "Actually right about now." Harry nodded and sparked to Mount Rushmore.

Harry stood on a cliff facing Mount Rushmore, staring into the face of Washington Harry pointed both of his hands at the Mountain, and hissed in a menacing tone "I was never much of a fan of you guys" then he gathered as much of his power as he could and released in into an enormous bolt of, crimson, lightning.

It sped towards Washingtons head and broke through all the wards surronding it, right as it was about to hit, it stopped. Harry stood there gaping like a fish that just realized it could breathe fire. Just as Harry was about to send another bolt a loud and commanding voice said "I cannot allow you to do this, it is time for your spree of destruction to cease."

With that, there was a flash of light and an elderly man in a dark blue robe and hood appeared. Harry looked at the old man and started laughing. "You honestly think that you can stop me?" The old man glanced at Harry and said in a soft but powerful voice "I have defeated wizards and witches much more powerful than you can ever imagine, Morganna fell to me after begging for mercy, Atlantis sunk to the bottom of the sea when they defied me, the King of Necromongers I slew after he decided that he was strong enough to destroy me."

Harry took a small step back and said "Who are you?!" the old man merely raised his hand towards Harry and a ball of white energy was sent speeding towards Harry. Harry sensing that it might blow him up, sparked behind the stranger and screamed in a dead language words that seemed not to have any meaning, then from the ground ten basilisks and five griffins raised up from the ground and started attacking the stranger with everything they had.

The stranger was fighting them all at once, sending magic at all of them at once even when they had surrounded him. Harry decided to flee, turned to the school and released another bolt of crimson lightning towards the mountain, this time it hit.

The whole area erupted with more fury than a volcano. The whole place in ashes, Harry looked in time to see the stranger kill five basilisks with one spell, before he sparked back to Riddle Manor, and collapsed into his bed, giving in to a deep sleep.

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If you guys were wondering what the school Neville is teaching at name means, I suggest opening a copy of Eldest and trying to find the words and fit em together

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