A/N: YAY! This chapter is longer! I was actually overwhelmed by the amount of feedback that I got from this story. My email was SWAMPED! Thanks everyone that favorited/alerted me and the story, and a special thanks to everyone who reviewed! I read over the reviews, and I saw that you wanted to know about Jesse/Blaine, so this chapter discovers Blaine's past relationships, and I also tried to keep everyone in the story, and not just the main people. Thank you ALL! :)
Chapter 2: Narnia
Kurt Hummel: Congrats New Directions in TYING in first place with us, The Dalton Academy Warblers! It was a job well done.
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Blaine Potter: YEAH WARBLERS! WE ROCK!
Rachel Berry: I must admit, The Warblers were in fact better than I thought they would be, and I'm happy that Kurt gets to go to Regionals also, but New Directions was obviously better, and should have WON.
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Kurt Hummel: Thank you Rachel, we are pretty great, and, even without me ( :P ), you guys did pretty good.
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Blaine Potter: had a, uh . . . awkward, encounter today.
Wes Adams: Dude! That was so funny to watch! Especially after we saw his girlfriend! LOL! :D
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David McGauchlin: IT WAS! :D And when you told him about Kurt, did you see the look on his face!
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Kurt Hummel: Tell who what about me? *suspicious face*
Blaine Potter: Nothing babe. Ignore them, because when have they ever said anything important?
Kurt Hummel: I see your point. :)
Wes Adams: THAT IS HURTFUL!
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Blaine Potter: Wes, David, it was meant to be hurtful, because you guys were REALLY starting to piss me off.
David McGauchlin: Wait, what did you mean by "STARTING" to piss you off?
Wes Adams: NOOOOOO! Our life mission is a FAIL! :'(
Kurt Hummel: WOW! You two REALLY need to get a life!
David McGauchlin: and YOU 2 really need to get a room!
Blaine Potter: We have a room. You know David, the one that you and I share. ;)
Wes Potter: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sucks for you David!
David McGauchlin: WES! Let me into your room! They took over mine!
Wes Adams: NO! That's what you get for telling them to get a room! :)
David McGauchlin: PLEASE!
Wes Adams: FINE! But you know the condition.
David McGauchlin: Okay. THANKS MAN!
Blaine Potter: ;)
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Kurt Hummel: Is stunned. He was right, of course, but still, he can't believe it.
Blaine Potter: Kurt, baby, do you see why we didn't want to tell you?
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Jesse St. James: BLAINE! WHY DID YOU TELL HIM! NOW HE KNOWS!
Blaine Potter: Jesse, I told Kurt because he is my boyfriend now, and he wanted to know. Besides, he has the right to know.
Kurt Hummel: Thank you sweetie for telling me. I was right all along, like always.
Finn Hudson: I still don't get whats going on. All i know is that it involves Jesse so it cant be good.
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Rachel Berry: If Kurt has a right to know due to the fact that he is dating Blaine, then Jesse, I think that I have a right to know because we dated.
Kurt Hummel: Rachel, the reason they weren't telling people is because thy don't want people to know. As soon as you find out, the entire world will know. When you can keep your mouth shut, then maybe people will tell you things.
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Jesse St. James: Rachel, seeing as it never came up in our relationship, and it happened long before us, when I went to Dalton, and the fact that you can not keep your mouth shut, you do not have the right to know.
Kurt Hummel to Blaine Potter: Is there anything else you would like to tell me, say something that has to do with you and another member of my Glee Club?
Blaine Potter: You see Kurt, with me being as irresistible as I am, I have seen a few members of The Warblers.
Kurt Hummel: Haha. You know that's not what I mean. I mean another member of New Directions
Blaine Potter: *blushes* Maybe we better have this conversation in person, beautiful.
Kurt Hummel: Do not even TRY using your charm on me know. When Kurt Hummel wants to know something, he finds out!
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Kurt Hummel: It was Sam wasn't it?
Blaine Potter: Again he says IN PERSON!
Kurt Hummel to Sam Evans: I told you it never fails. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!
Sam Evans: What are you talking about Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: Don't play stupid Sam, you very well know what I'm talking about!
Sam Evans to Blaine Potter: BLAINE! WHY'D YOU TELL HIM!
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Blaine Potter: For the same reason I told him about Jesse. He's my boyfriend and he deserves to know.
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Jesse St. James: Don't worry Sam, I was pissed when he told Kurt too! It isn't just you.
Kurt Hummel: You know Sam, you really should tell Quinn.
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Sam Evans: No Kurt, I love her and I don't want anything to mess us up.
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Kurt Hummel: You know she's an excepting person, you don't have to worry!
Quinn Fabray: Tell me what?
Sam Evans: Nothing sweetie. *Glares at Kurt*
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Quinn Fabray: Wait, Sam do you know *sneers name* Jesse?
Kurt Hummel: Yes, Sam. Do you? *smirks*
Blaine Potter: Let it be known that he actually is smirking
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Quinn Fabray: Is slightly, but only slightly, shocked
Sam Evans: What do you mean by "slightly"?
Quinn Fabray: Like Kurt always says, he is NEVER wrong!
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Kurt Hummel: Thank you Quinn. I feel like I've said this a million times today, I feel like a broken record. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT! IT NEVER FAILS!
Finn Hudson: What never fails?
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Kurt Hummel: Finn, you should ask Sam.
Kurt Hummel to Jesse St. James: You're so far in Narnia, that when I saw (Narnia 3) The Dawn Treader, I'm pretty sure that I saw you in the background. So, how do you like playing ( ;) ) with Caspian?
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Jesse St. James: Can it Hummel. And GUYS, REALLY? WHY DID YOU LIKE THAT?
Sam Evans: Sorry man, but that was REALLY funny!
Finn Hudson: It was, but I still don't really get it. :(
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Finn Hudson: Thanks guys. Just thanks. :( Really, mom? Burt?
Kurt Hummel: Why thank you Sam. *acts all innocent* But Jesse, all I did was ask you a simple question!
Jesse St. James: and I answered it. Now, CAN IT!
Finn Hudson: OOOOOOOOH! I get it now! Sam Evans was in Narnia, because he didn't tell anyone about what he did at Dalton! I still don't get how Jesse St. James is in Narnia!
Kurt Hummel: *epic facepalm* REALLY Finn, really?
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Brittany Pierce: Its ok Finn, i dont get it either.
Santana Lopez: Seriously Britt?
Kurt Hummel: Love ya Britt, but *facepalm*
Jesse St. James: Two things Hudson. 1. How do you get how 1 person is in Narnia, and not another. The only thing that does, is make you stupid. and 2. Thanks a lot Finn, know everyone knows what Kurt's been saying, and there not as stupid as you. They know what it means to be "in Narnia"
Kurt Hummel: I know that Finn may not be the brightest person, but you have NO right to call him stupid. I can, but I'm his step-brother. YOU! can not!
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Finn Hudson: thanks Kurt! :) ... wait, HEY! That wasn't very nice!
Kurt Hummel:*facepalm* I still feel like a broken record.
Kurt Hummel: Finn, Brittany, DO NOT ask what a record is!
Kurt Hummel: Feels like he knows to many people trapped in Narnia.
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Kurt Hummel: You know boys, I've had my suspicions about you two.
Blaine Potter: Kurt's not the only one. At LEAST half of Dalton does too.
David McGauchlin: HEY! *outraged yell*
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Jesse St. James: He's right you know, people call you Wevid. Most think it's just a bromance, but others are more suspicious.
Kurt Hummel: Brave move commenting St. James. I hope you know that this status was partially pointed at you.
Blaine Potter: I have mastered the use of the potty!
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Kurt Hummel: Obviously I get that its AVPS, but still . . .
Wes Adams: Don't worry Kurt, your little boy-toy isn't THAT stupid. He was hacked.
Kurt Hummel: That explains a lot actually.
Blaine Potter: Kurt, what does that mean? And Wes, I take offense to that!
Kurt Hummel: It means that the conversation that I had with "you" shortly before that status was just Wes and David, and now I can stop worrying about your sanity. :)
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Kurt Hummel to Sam Evans: Isn't it great being out of Narnia?
Sam Evans: Yeah Kurt. It didn't really make things weird with Quinn. You were right and I should have listened to you all along.
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Kurt Hummel: I'm sorry Sam, but Facebook just lied to you. I don't "like" that comment, I LOVE that comment. FINALLY SOMEONE IS LEARNING! I AM ALWAYS RIGHT! :D
Kurt Hummel: Loves Sam Evans! :D
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Blaine Potter: I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Quinn Fabray: I'm with you Blaine. Now that Sam is out, there could be an obvious non-platonic meaning. Care to share the actual meaning guys?
Kurt Hummel: Babe, Quinn, relax. My newfound love for Sam, (your ex, Blaine, your current boyfriend, Quinn) is nothing to worry about. (or so you think! :D)
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Sam Evans is single
Quinn Fabray is single
Mercedes Jones: Quinn, do I need to hurt Sam?
Blaine Potter is single
Wes Adams: What is going on with you and Kurt dude?
David McGauchlin: It's confusing us!
Blaine Potter: I'm afraid there isn't much that doesn't confuse you.
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Finn Hudson: Why am I the only one to "like" their stupidity, when mine gets over 200 likes? Its very hurtful!
(200 people like this)
Finn Hudson: That's mean guys. Really mean. :(
Kurt Hummel is single
Mercedes Jones: Do you want me to hurt Blaine?
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Kurt Hummel: No, it's okay 'cedes. I was the one who broke it off.
Santana Lopez: Why would ANYONE break up with someone as hot as Blaine? Did he hurt you Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: No he didn't Santana. There is someone else.
Brittany Pierce: Who Kurtie, who?
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Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans are married
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Blaine Potter: NOT cool! Quinn?
Quinn Fabray: Sure Blaine!
Mercedes Jones: WHAT?
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Blaine Potter and Quinn Fabray are married
Kurt Hummel: Well Blaine, at least I didn't have to change my sexuality!
Blaine Potter: Maybe so Kurt, but I bet Quinn makes a better spouse than Sam does!
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Sam Evans: I doubt that! And, Kurt makes an excellent husband! At least I've seen met him more that twice, and without a group there!
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Will Schuester: I'm very confused. Yesterday Sam and Quinn were all over each other, and today I hear that Quinn's married to Kurt's (ex) boyfriend, and Sam is married to Kurt? WHAT?
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Tina Cohen-Chang: It's ok Mr. Shue. We're all confused too!
Will Schuester: That does help some Tina. Thanks. Sam, Quinn, what is going on?
Quinn Fabray: Well, I have realized that my true love does not lie with Sam. It lies with Blaine.
Santana Lopez: At this point, no matter who you matter, you're getting someone hot! Lucky!
Sam Evans: And I, Mr. Shue, have found that my love is with Kurt.
Will Schuester: Okay guys. *confused expression*
A/N: Please keep up with the awesome amount of feedback! I want to know what you want to read! Also, due to the lack of AVPM & AVPS references, IO plan on having one of the next chapters dedicated to them! Also, if you have read the Harry Potters, go on youtube RIGHT NOW! and WATCH A VERY POTTER MUSICAL! It is a bit long (i'm pretty sure it takes over 2 hours to watch) but it is worth it! DO NOT STOP WATCHING IF YOU START! Also, watch A Very Potter Sequel also!