Many thanks to Jace'n'FangLover and DarkestAngel11 For their delightfully twisted idea for pairing. I am honestly shocked at how many people have read it since the 7th. All of you are my new bestest friends!!!!!

Disclaimer-You people actually think I own Mortal Instruments? Please tell me it is the law.

Izzy

"I hate you you damn idiot! You know how much they mean to me!" she said in between sobs.

Community Stalker POV

Three days earlier

Jace's POV

"I am damn tired of her perfume drifting right into my room every time she decides to have a boy toy!" I yelled flopping down on the couch next to Alec.

"Well, if you shut your door maybe it wouldn't come in there your highness." He replied.

"Oh ha ha. Why are we so cheery today? I use the term cheery loosely."

"Can't we talk about the revenge you are planning but haven't mentioned yet?"

"Sure. I was thinking maybe we should replace her shampoo with ichor." I suggested.

"You honestly think she won't recognize the smell? I didn't know you were that stupid." He replied.

"I've got it!" I yelled, "I am going to replace her clothes with the ugliest clothes ever, like the kind you should burn kind of ugly."

"You have fun with that, good luck buying those fugly clothes." He said.

"Oh. I will." I said suddenly feeling overly evil." I then spent the next two days finding the ugliest clothes on the face of the face of the earth. I also rented a storage building to put her current clothing in because I knew she wouldn't wear these clothes and I certainly don't want to see her naked. I then waited for her to go to sleep, thanks to the help from dad's sleeping pills. I then removed all her expensive clothes and replaced them with her new, it only cost me $100 to fill her entire walk-in closet, clothes.

When I awoke the next morning I heard, "Where the hell did my clothes go?!"

"They went to a little place known as shut the hell up before I kill you with your stellitoes!" Alec yelled. I got out of bed walked into her room, since her door was open, and said,

"So, ya like the new clothes I got you?" I said.

"I hate you you damn idiot! You know how much they mean to me!" she said in between sobs.

"Oh, you might need these to get your old clothes back." I said tossing the storage keys onto her bed.

"It is the one next to Burger King, but I'm not telling you which one it is." I said.

"For this, you shall die." She said on her way out with keys in hand.

"I can't wait to see her revenge." I heard back behind me. I actually jumped because I didn't hear Alec come up back behind me.

"I did not even hear you come up behind me, so that is why Magnus likes you." I said. I was then punched in the gut.

Now thanks to my reviewers…

xocanoodle-As you can see, I did and am going to do more. Thanks.

Jace'n'FangLover-I liked the Jace and Izzy idea better than mine, that is why I used it.

LabyrinthOfDarkness-I sure hope so

TeamvanHelsing-Shut your trap. It is not my fault you actually expect me to remember to give you my flash drive at school so you can unifishilly be my beta.

DarkestAngel11-The idea was delightfully twisted. I hope you liked the way I used your suggestion.

Ideas are GREATLY accepted. Do you guys think I should make a new chapter that is Izzy's revenge?

Once again, thank you all.

REVIEWS=LOVE. LOVE=HAPPINESS. HAPPINESS=PEACE. PEACE=LIFE. LIFE=ME NOT SETTING YOU ON FIRE FOR NOT REVIEWING MY STORY.