Magnus Part Two
Disclaimer-Do I have to? Fine. I don't own this.
~~~~Magnus's POV~~~~
When I knocked on the door of the Institute, Jace answered the door.
"What?" he asked. "Oh, come on in."
"No smartass comment today? I feel unloved," I replied, trying to sound upset.
"You are."
"I would call you an asshole, but I wouldn't want to insult the assholes of the world," I said flatly, pushing him to the side.
"Alec will be out in a minute," Clary said as I walked in.
"I'll just go up there," I said walking toward the stairs.
"He asked me not to let you go up there," Jace said flatly.
"Hm?" I said raising an eyebrow.
"In other words, sit down or I will friggin' maul you."
"Well, if you put it that way..." About fifteen minutes later Alec walked down the stairs in a bright red cocktail dress, red six-inch stellitoes, and a matching purse. He also had make-up on. At the sight of this I fell in the floor twitching.
~~~~Community Stalker POV~~~~
"Oh my god! Did I just kill him?" Alec yelled.
"Is he still breathing?" Jace managed to ask through his laughter.
"He lied!" Clary yelled, sounding outraged.
"That's what happened to my clothes!" Isabelle said.
Magnus was laying in the floor hyperventilating.
"You little fuckers," Clary said, "that is cheating and cheating is wrong."
"P-p-p-please t-tell m-m-me that this is j-j-just p-part of that b-bet," Magnus said twitching in the floor.
"Yes. How the hell can you walk in these things, Izz?" Alec asked. "I had to get a fucking balance rune."
"The dick throws your balance off," she responded.
"I am gonna go to my emo corner now." Alec replied.
Do NOT ask about the random outburst of me coming up in my story. Or the chipmunk. Or the tuba. WHAT? Leave me alone! It is three in the morning and I am wigging out.
I need ideas peoples. HELPS MES!
PWEESE.