The Random Files: FMA edition
(My friend made me do it... And it is awesome. :3 shout out to Popcornfeet for helping me get the idea for this.)
*What would happen when Roy became führer? He'd definitely goof off with his new rank.
Chapter 4: because I can!
Hawkeye: Sir... Why are you sleeping on the job?
Führer Roy mustang: Cuz I can! *happily spins in his spinny chair.*
Later...
Hawkeye: "sir... Why did you burn your stack of paperwork?"
Führer Mustang: "Cuz I CAN!" *tosses a handful of paper ashes into the air.
Hawkeye: *facepalm* "why did you do that?"
Roy: "Cuz I can... And the cleaning lady owes me money..."
A couple hours later...
Hawkeye: "Sir. Why did you burn down the janitor's closet?"
Roy: "Cuz the cleaning lady never paid me back..."
Hawkeye: *shakes her head* "I know your having fun being the new führer but could you just calm down? could you at least stay out of trouble for the rest of today?"
Roy: "fine..."
One day later...
Riza: *eyes filled with anger* "sir... Where is my uniform? And why is my locker filled with miniskirts?"
Roy. *smirks* "I don't know where it is. Who could have done such a thing?"
Riza: "one of the officers say you sneak into the locker room..."
Roy: O.o "uh..." *sprints away* "You'll never take me alive!"
Several hours later...
Havoc: *awkwardly stares at his superior who is hiding in his locker.* "Führer... Why are you stuffed in my locker?"
Roy: "Because I'm scared. stay quiet."
The next day...
Hawkeye: *breaks down the führer's office door and stomps up to a terrified Roy Mustang* "Führer, Why did you burn down that children's hospital!?"
Roy: O.O "c-cuz I can?"
Riza: "that's it! I'm taking away your gloves! You're grounded!" *grabs Roy's ignition gloves and proceeds to walk around, collecting the gloves that were hidden in the room*
Roy: QAQ "NUUUUU! I'm sorry! I can reconstruct it! Wait... No I can't... But Alphonse can! Please don't take my gloves!" *grabs the cape of Hawkeye's military uniform. But she continued to walk away with the führer's ignition gloves, dragging said führer along.*
Hawkeye: "I'll call Alphonse later and have him reconstruct the hospital. Be happy that it was closed for the week and nobody was inside." *she kicked out behind her, hitting Roy and making him let go of her uniform.* "you are under house arrest for the time being."
Mustang: "I'm the führer! Why would you arrest the highest ranking officer?!
Riza: *turns around and glares at her superior.* "because I can."
:3 mustang was definitely OOC but that's the whole point. He's being a dork. A major one. Poor Hawkeye has to babysit him! And now that he has so much power she has to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. and he managed to do all of that in just three days...