This is a really short chapter. The reason why I'm even updating at all is due to the fact: I don't know when the next time I'll be updating is, so I figured I'd just update with what I have so far…. Sorry, I'll do my best but I'm really busy.

ENJOY

It was approximately 3:02 am when Hidan and Sasori burst through the hideouts front doors, with a loud bang…

WHAM

The residing Akatsuki members: Tobi, Deidara, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Pein, and Konan, jumped up wearily from their peaceful sleeping.

Every one ran out, not at all having the decency to check what they were wearing.

Tobi was wearing bright orange PJ's (the same colour of his mask), complete with fluffy bunny slippers. His mask was slightly crooked, and his hair was slightly frizzed at the back.

Deidara wore a pair of red PJ's with the words: BOOM, BLAM, and KA-DOOM, printed in bright letters all over. His hair was a complete mess. It didn't look like he was having a bad hair day, he was a bad hair day.

Zetsu wore a pair of pj's one side was white, the other black. His black side had yet to realize what had happened, as soft snores were heard coming from it.

Kakuzu wore green pj's with money symbols all over. Pein and Konan both had matching PJ's with the Akatsuki cloud on them.

"HIDAN, SASORI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING! IT'S, LIKE, 3:00 IN THE MORNING!..." Pein shouted. A forehead vein was pulsing, no scratch that, throbbing.

"Pein…" Konan said gently

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO BURST…."

"It's a child, un" Deidara said.

"IN LIKE TH…huh?" Pein looked in front of him to find no-one in front of him. He slowly lowered his gaze. A small girl was standing in front of him. The girl wore an expression of: Dude, I think this guy has issues.

Konan moved forward smoothly. She looked at the little girl. She was wearing a little green dress, her hair looked like it had be in a neat pony-tail, now it was all tangled. The little girl's eyes were half open, and were heavily lidded with exhaustion.

"Hello there. What's your name?" Konan said gently.

The little girl looked at her wearily. "Hi…" she said "My name is Karinai"

Just then Sasori stepped through the entrance. He inspected the empty hole, which once had been the front door. Karinai walked over to him.

"Sasori-san, I opened the door, can I go back to sleep?"

Sasori opened his mouth to respond but before he could he felt a 4 year old fall into his arms.

Konan, Deidara, and Tobi all rushed forward to grab the child. Konan held the sleeping child, while Tobi and Deidara both looked at her.

"Will someone please tell me what is going on" Pein commanded.

"Certainly, but first we need some assistance from Kakuzu." Hidan said stepping through the door-way.

Kakuzu looked away from Karinai. "What are they doing here?" he asked himself. That was before he saw Leara. "Good God!"

Leara's body laid limp in his former partner's arms. Blood covered her once blonde hair, while even more blood stained her dress.

"Who is that, un?" A voice said disrupting Kakuzu's thoughts.

"She's really pretty" Tobi said in a cute tone.

Hidan turned to Pein who had a look of disbelief. "I told you we were telling the truth. But we'll talk about this later… Kakuzu I will pay you 20$ to save Leara"

At hearing the word 'money' Kakuzu's attention doubled. "Well…" he began in an 'I don't know' tone.

Hidan glared at Kakuzu. "20 buck Canadian."

"SOLD!"

Kakuzu motioned Hidan to follow him to the small medic ward. Konan, who was still holding Karinai, beckoned the remaining men to the living room where she sat down on one end of the black couch, and readjusted Karinai so that she was holding her 'bridal style'.

"Will someone please tell me what is going on here?" Pein sighed sitting down beside Konan.

"Well…" Sasori began "It's sort of a long story.