Real Bitch
Carrot/Angua, fits into MAA after the bedsprings go glink.
"By the way," said Angua, "There's something you ought to know."
"Mm?" Carrot opened an eye.
"You know what I said earlier? About why it was us three?"
"Troll, dwarf, woman. Yes?"
"Well… I'm not a woman."
"Erm. I'm no expert but you seemed to fulfil the… usual requirements," said Carrot, blushing.
"I meant that I'm not a human female. I'm a werewolf."
"Oh." That seemed to be all there was to say. "You could have told me earlier."
"Yes, well, now you know…" She yawned and curled up beside him before continuing, "That I can be a real bitch."