Parking Offences
Discworld/Doctor Who crossover. The over-zealous traffic department strikes again.
Sergeant Littlebottom returned her attention to the exuberant man stood before her. He was dressed strangely and accompanied by a dark girl who had been staring at her with disbelief the whole time. She was aware of a whispered conversation.
"That… dwarf's wearing lipstick!"
"So?"
"With a beard?"
"Weeell, takes all kinds to make the universe doesn't it?"
"Yeah, but with a beard? And what about all those rocks walking around?"
Obviously they were new to the city, and would probably not last long with language like that.
"Ok, let's try this again," she said. "Your what has been clamped?"
(Just for the record, I like Martha and hope she cleans her language up before any trolls overhear her…)