AN: Soooo... let's play ignore the show and let the shippies commence shall we? :) Baby Drizzel... she doesn't exhist in my Verse. It's short... because I'm mean. But I still hope you guys like it. Rachel's POV for this chapter... not sure if I'm happy with it but it's better than nothing.

She was going to scream. Or she wanted to... she was fairly sure she wanted to scream and hit him with a large heavy object. Preferably in the head... with increasing intensity and a rapidly exponential rage. Or she would at least scream about what a cretin he was. She would most certainly have screamed bloody murder... if he would just stop kissing her senseless.

He tasted like that god awful beer he and the other jocks had been drinking. And whiskey too. He had her pinned up against the wall, wrists on either side of her head, and he was kissing her. Puck was kissing, nipping at her bottom lip and she gasped. Gasping was a bad plan apparently. Because her lips parted just a tiny bit and in slipped his tounge. Rachel felt her knees go a little weak. He let go of one of her wrist, sliding on hand to the back of her neck tangeling in her hair. She should be shoving him away, she though. She could be yelling for Finn...surely Finn would save her from Puck's drunken grouping (but she guessed that Finn was drunker than Puck and he might try but he also might get his ass handed to him.) Still... Finn would try and save her, hell she could scream and half of Glee would burst into the closet with them....even Mercedes would come in swinging if need be.

But she was being kissed by Noah Puckerman, and not kicking and screaming about it. She should be doing both those things, kicking and screaming and slapping Puck. But she wasn't... oddly enough, Rachel Berry just felt herself melt into him and wrap her arms around his neck and kiss him back. She didn't even yell when he stopped kissing to breath, resting his forhead agianst hers.

"Rachel...."

"Noah.... there is no way my brain is functioning in a manner proper for conversation."

"And how many big words just came spewing out of your mouth?'

"You're a jerk."

"You're kind of crazy... in a hot way."

This time Rachel had him pinned agains the wall during the mind numbing makeing out.