Glorious Spam
For the "Clacks" challenge at the discworld100 community on LJ
Constable Visit came down the stairs and added another stack of clacks messages to the piles.
"Sorry sir, I don't know where they're all coming from," he said.
"Hm. We getting any reports through all this…" Vimes waved a hand at the slips of paper.
"Commercial Advertising Notices and News Enforcedly Delivered Making Everyone Annoyed and Tetchy, sir," supplied Carrot.
Vimes fixed the captain with a blank stare.
"That's what these things are being called, sir. Lots of legitimate messages are getting lost among them. They're becoming quite a problem."
A pile slid over, enveloping the desk in paper.
"Clearly."