Dabbling with Drabbles

by Blood Cocoa

100 word teenytiny fics and snippets mostly done for challenges at the discworld100 LJ comm. Mostly Watchcentric, but occasionally someone else gets a look in. Lots of Angua/Carrot.

12. Not to mention cupping and bleeding

Not to mention cupping and bleeding
For the "leeches" challenge at the discworld100 community on LJ.

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Doctor Lawn was encountering difficulty with the hospital's newest employee.

"Now see here, Igor, you can't prescribe an organ transplant for a cold," he tried to explain.
"But it did the trick thur, never theen a finer pair of lungth and the nothe wath quite an improthement."
"A cold is hardly serious enough to merit surgery. And there's nothing to stop her getting another one."
"Not to worry thur, I've got plenty more notheth."

It was becoming clear that Igoring and his own brand of physic were somewhat at odds.
At least they were in full agreement about the leeches.