"What's the buzz?" said the disciples. "Tell me what's a-happening."
"You really want to know?" said Jesus. "We'll ride into Jerusalem within a week. In the ensuing week, I will be hailed as a king, rail against sellers in the temple, heal random sick people, fail to fulfill messianic expectations by leading a violent revolution, institute what will later be known as the Sacrament of the Eucharist, be betrayed by one of you, be crucified as a criminal, and return to life."
Peter sighed, mouthing "I hate it when he talks in those cryptic parables."