They Don't Mind Putting The Boot In
For the "The things they learned" challenge at the discworld100 community on LJ.
"I do think it's a little unfair," said Carrot.
"What is?" asked Vimes. They were watching a training session with the latest batch of recruits.
"Having Angua teach this session."
"Oh, I don't know..."
A recruit had evidently chosen that moment to say something unwise about fighting girls. He crumpled to the ground, a whimpering heap. There was some sympathetic wincing, but no more smart comments.
Vimes turned and went back inside, satisfied.
"It's something they all have to learn sooner or later. Girls are naturally dirty fighters," said Vimes. "I'll send Igor out with some ice for the lad."
