They'd probably be matching shades

Another slightly-more-than-a-drabble. Curse you 100-word drabble limit!


Angua hated underwear shopping, not least because Sally had invited herself along and kept offering her advice. Vampires were, after all, experts on lingerie, at least when it was silk, underwired and probably a nightdress.

"Why does this take you so long?"
"It's hard to find something practical to undo with paws. You can go if you're bored," added Angua, hopefully.
"Frivolously impractical is much more fun," replied Sally, grinning and holding up something red and lacy. "Carrot would appreciate it."
"He'd be too embarrassed to look."

But it was a hard choice. Carrot's reaction would be amusing to watch.