Innuendo, with a capital IN YOU
"There's a carrot in my locker."
"So there is. That's quite a big one."
Angua paused in thought for a moment, face immobile. Then, with strained smile and forced brightness she said "Yes. Yes, it is."
"In fact I think that's the biggest I've ever seen."
Oh Gods. He had to know what he was saying, didn't he? No one could say so exactly the wrong thing every time without knowing. Right? Right?
"It certainly is very... large. And somewhat gleaming." She picked it up and it slipped through her fingers. "It's been oiled."
Somewhere a vampire was sniggering. She wasn't in the locker room, she wasn't even in the Watch House, Angua would have smelt her presence, but she knew that wherever she was, Salacia von Humpeding was grinning. She could practically feel it.
Angua had rather thought she was past the stage of finding... amusing items in her locker.
Apparently not.
I'm so sorry...Terrible innuendo is terrible.