Kelly groaned; that was a rough landing. She knew something like this would happen if she let the St Trinians get a hold of the dagger but she didn't expect it to happen that soon. Kelly made a bet with herself that it would take two days before things went wrong, it had only taken ten minutes! Now Kelly owed herself a fiver.
"What just happened?" Annabelle asked as she sat up, she didn't yet realise she was not in school anymore. "Kelly can you turn the lights off they're too bright?" Kelly rolled her eyes and let out a sigh, trust Annabelle to go blonde at a time like this.
"I know I can do a lot of things Fritton but turning the sun off is one of the things I can't do." Kelly replied sarcastically,
"Where da 'ell are we?" Taylor yelled, "Why da fuck are we in a desert? What is that dagger?"
"Oh my god," Chelsea squealed with her usual hand movements, everyone turned to her; "I chipped my nail!" everyone groaned, typical Posh Tottie to say that.
"Oh no, never mind being magically transported to a desert and lost. Chelsea's chipped her nail! Oh the horror," Andrea said matching Kelly's previous sarcasium.
"Don't worry Chel, those nails were off Taylor." Annabelle said,
"Wot are you chattin'?"
"Nails off the chavs are always fake nock off, the whole school knows that!"
"Oi, our nails are real!" Taylor said in defence. While Annabelle, Taylor, Chelsea and Andrea argued about nails Polly and Kelly thought of a plan. They needed to get out of the desert and back at St Trinians before chaos erupted. To the left of them was a stretch of sand, to the right was sand and a rock, behind them was sand and a tree and in front of them was some skeletons hanging and swaying in the wind.
"Wot would you know? All you do is witch craft init!" Taylor yelled at Andrea, having enough of their petty squabble Kelly let out a high pitch whistle.
"We need to get back to St Trinians and fast. The tribes have been left leaderless and more importantly without a head girl," Polly said stating the facts,
"No shit Sherlock." Taylor muttered under her breath,
"We're going towards the skeletons." Kelly ordered avoiding Polly's long theories. She marched her friends towards the wall and skeletons with much protest from Taylor, Chelsea and Andrea.
"I don't wanna tan!" Andrea moaned, she said this every 30 seconds which annoyed everyone.
"My nails oh my poor babies!" Chelsea wailed every 20 seconds,
"I'm thirsty, where's da alcohol?" Taylor whined every ten seconds. They had a little rhythm going on. Taylor whined then Chelsea sobbed then Andrea moaned,
"Well Taylor the alcohols back at St Trinians somewhere where we are not." Kelly said icily, the rhythm of whining, sobbing and moaning had and was annoying her. When they where next to the skeletons Kelly could of sworn she saw something move. On the floor beside every skeleton was a weapon, Kelly picked up the biggest sword just to be safe. She felt foolish picking the sword up, what could attack them in the middle of the desert? The only reason Kelly picked up the sword was because of her instinct for trouble, being at St Trinians had tuned it up.
Taylor watched as Kelly picked the sword up, she didn't get chance to question Kelly's actions. Taylor opened her ready to speak but Kelly held her hand up to shush her. When the whining, moaning and sobbing stopped the sound of horse galloping could be heard approaching them. That was when Taylor ran over to the skeletons to pick up a weapon, she knew what could happen. She picked up three swords. She tossed one to Andrea and the other to Annabelle, Taylor didn't bother throwing Chelsea and Polly a sword because they, and the rest of St Trinians, knew they were no use in a fight. "Chelsea and Polly; hide behind the skeletons." They didn't argue with the head girls orders and ran for cover.
The four St Trinians stood tall holding their swords defensively as the thundering of horses hooves got closer and closer, Kelly closed her eyes and took a deep breath. When she opened them again she was met by a gang of vicious looking men.
"Don't try anything," A man, Kelly presumed was the leader, grunted, "Wouldn't want Seso to put a scar on that pretty face of yours. Well look who we have here," He smirked, Kelly didn't like it, "What is the Princess of Alamut doing outside of Alamut? Ran away from Prince Dastan again have we?" He mocked. Much to Kelly's annoyance, Chelsea came out of her hiding place with Polly chasing after her,
"Oh my god!" She squealed while doing her normal hand gestures, "You didn't tell me you were a princess!" Every St Trinian present groaned while Kelly gave Chelsea a well deserved glare. The gang of men then tied everyone, except Kelly, up. Instead of being tied up Kelly was slung over a horse,
"Why do we 'ave to walk while Kel gets a horse?" Taylor moaned,
"Dastan would slaughter us if he found out we harmed his precious wife, Tamina. You on the other hand are just servants who can be replaced."
"Who ya callin' servants?" Taylor yelled, if it wasn't for the fact that she was tied up, she would have hit the men,
"Leave it Taylor, trust me on this one." Kelly said,
"Finks she can order me around 'cause these blokes call 'er princess." Taylor grumbled.
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