Azu-Diary
By Ashura05
Month Three-June
Yuri, Tuesday, May 28, 2002
They're talking about me. I can hear it through the walls, in the air, see it in their beady eyes, watching in the sub-basement of these dorms like an evil mastermind whose love for you burns like the heat of a thousand scorching suns, destined to blaze for an eternity. Oh, and the mini-microphones help, too. =P
I'll give her a week until I make plans to attack. Not sure if I want to go with grenades, sniper rifles, m16s, or just bring in the nukes. =D
Oh, found this awesome-looking cat this morning! Nyah~!
Kaorin, Saturday, June 03, 2002
Okay, maybe I was a bit paranoid with the whole social life being ruined because of Yuri thing. It's been a week and people are still talking to me and no one thinks I'm gay. Phew. So turns out quite a few people on my floor went to high school with Yuri. They're calling me her new victim. Should I be scared?
Well, she has a reputation for being eccentric with people she likes, crushing on or otherwise, so maybe I'm getting ahead of myself thinking she's in love with me.
Yuri, Saturday, June 03, 2002
Seems my reputation from high school precedes me. Oh well, not that it matters. Kaorin thinks I'm just being nice to her, lowering her guard while I ready my assault on her unsuspecting pure heart destined to be tainted with my undying lust for my short-haired goddess of beauty unrivaled by even the brightest and hottest of stars in the twinkling sky.
One…two…ten…fifteen…28 words in that long montage of insane phrases poured out of my genius love-struck brains, not counting pronouns, particles, etc. =P
Oh, side note: A+ on my last essay and finished first chapter of novel. Kaorin is my little inspiration of wuv! =D
*A/N: Yuri's "wuv" is in english.
（かおりんのこと、やっぱり私のwuvの吸気ですわ！）
Kaorin, Friday, June 07, 2002
Sakaki…where are you? T_T Seriously, I haven't heard from her since that incident at the baths…no way…did she…oh no she hates me, doesn't she? T_T
Okay, calm down Kaori. Maybe it's just a misunderstanding. Yeah, that's gotta be it. Maybe she has more schoolwork than I do or maybe...
Oh screw it, this is driving me nuuuuuuts! That's it, I'm going over to her room and ask her personally! Ready or not, Sakaki, here I come!
...
And here I'm back, empty handed. T_T Sakaki wasn't in her room. And I tried calling her, but she wouldn't answer her phone. And it's...9 p.m. So either I should be pretty worried or sad that she's purposely ignoring me and just not answering. I don't know which is worse.
Yuri, Friday, June 07, 2002
You ever have one of those nights where you know you have so many things you could be doing, but you end up doing nothing? Yeah, having one of those. I tried calling Kaorin to see what she's up to, but her phone's busy. Talking to that busty crush of hers, I bet.
Uguu...I'm having major writer's block so I'm just gonna go to bed early. Maybe I'll do something fun tomorrow, I dunno.
Kaorin, Saturday, June 08, 2002
Okay so Sakaki is okay and came home last night at about midnight. Yes, I listened from my room, but I was too tired from studying to confront her. She left early this morning and she still won't answer her phone. I'm feeling kind of depressed so I'm going for a nice walk to clear my head. I don't think I'll write any more today. Some lame-ass entry this is. =P
...
Um, that was...unexpected. Did...did I just go on a date with Yuri? O.O
Okay, let me back up a bit. I'm walking towards the nearby mall and there was a nice little clothing shop that caught my eye. Small shops like that are always the best, aren't they? =D So I'm just shopping around and I see this cute t-shirt and guess who grabs it at the same time? Yup, it was Yuri. She swears she didn't see me at all. Suuuure, you stalker. Hehe, I'm joking I don't really mean that...completely.
She let me buy it, since she already had a bunch already. She buys some funny shirts, I swear! I'd list some but I've already forgotten them. In return for letting me borrow it, she made me tag along with her into this little manga shop. I expected her to grab some yuri or shoujo-ai or something, but she picked up this new manga that just came out called "Elfen Lied."
I think I looked at more yuri than she did. I don't know if I especially liked any of them, though. Yuri says she doesn't either, that the best shoujo-ai comes from side characters in actual manga.
Well, whatever. We ate at this cute cafe that had the most delicious cakes! I even forget what we ate for actual lunch! It was nice though, just sitting and chatting with each other. She's in an intensive writing program and is taking art for electives. Naturally, she draws manga...shoujo-ai of course. She brought her sketchbook with her and some of those were really nice, even the ecchi ones. But I noticed they weren't any tall girls or girls with big chests like Sakaki...they all looked kind of normal...
So after everything, I take back what I said about Yuri, I guess. Maybe I just got the wrong impression, because she's very nice and funny and she can do this weird look with her eyes that makes my chest hurt after laughing so hard. :P
Yuri, Saturday, June 08, 2002
Thank you, Kamisama! Thou hast blessed me with a truly wonderful date with my wonderful friend (and not-that-secret crush), Kaori. Yes, apparently "Kaorin" is a nickname. Personally, I think "Kaori" sounds much cuter, so I'm gonna call her that from now on. And it makes her blush a little, how cute! ^_^
So I thought I'd go shopping at this cute shop I saw but didn't go last week and there I saw my love in a clothing rack over yonder. Naturally, I gave chase and snatched the young maiden as she picked up a shirt I agreed would look just perfect on her equally perfect body.
Okay, that was just the writer in me playing around. The shirt actually makes her look all kinds of awesome. It's got a picture of a happy girl and a sad boy with the symbols "girl greater than boy." Damn straight, 'Mai Love!'**
So then we go into a manga shop and I found this series called "Elfen Lied" ...omg, awesome! Cute girl that uses invisible hands to rip her enemies' limbs off...oh, if I only had those things my dear Kaori would no longer have to worry about her misguided lust towards that apathetic mass of boobs... :D (lol yandere, much? =P)
At lunch time I totally got her with my tongue. ^^ Oh yes, I did. That bit of sauce on her cheek was just begging me to lick it off, so i did. Tasty. I want more. ^_^ Ooooh, much more. I also showed her my art. She complimented me, yay! We "accidentally" stumbled upon my more ecchi works...one that I admit does rather look like us...sorry Kaori, that's not you there...
But if you ever want me to draw you, my dear Kaori, I will! Oooh, maybe even Titanic-style! *nosebleed*
**A/N: Again, in English. Also that symbols line was supposed to use the actual symbols, but doesn't like symbols…and yet it's fine with Japanese.
Kaorin, Sunday June 09, 2002
Oh Yuri, thank you so much for the wonderful time today. She invited me to Karaoke night with the LGBT club and we just had so much fun! I sang so much my throat feels hoarse but I don't care, it was KA-RA-O-KE NIGHT!
Now diary, you know me, so I'm sure you can imagine me singing Hamasaki songs the entire time, which I did, but Yuri turns out is also a Hamasaki fan, so I had someone to duet with! =D We sang "Signal" in perfect sync. O.O Like seriously, the rest of the group thought we could be performers. I just followed Yuri's lead at the beginning but wow that was fun! Singing vogue was also fun...Yuri busted out what she called "Egyptian" moves, whatever that was supposed to be, but it looked funny. =P
But Yuri singing alone...wow. Intense. I seriously had goosebumps. "End of the World" was awesome, but when she sang "Surreal," everyone got really quiet. When I asked her about when we walked home, she just said, "It's my song." Hmmm...
Maya, Monday June 10, 2002
Man, am I tired. I barely have enough energy to write in these things anymore. Today wasn't so bad so I at least can write this while my owner studies her friggin' brains out. She's working all my nine lives, but it's fine by me! If I can beat that damn biting cat it will be all worth it! She's been bragging on and on about her owner and how she's gonna kick my ass at-ah crap, Sakaki's coming, gotta go!
Yuri, Monday June 10, 2002
Sorry I didn't write earlier last night diary. Last night...kind of left me in a mood. I sang "Surreal," so yeah. I don't think I need to say anymore, right? Good...because I'd rather talk about...
KAORI! :D My fellow Hamasaki-fan, you sing divinely! She...she actually sang with me! I could have died! I could have died! TvT Singing "Signal" with her was just the highlight of the night! Oh, and when we did both "Friend" songs back to back... ^_^ Though hearing Kaorin sing "Poker Face" solo was also very nice.
And I got to sit next to her the entire time! Squee! Our knees touched so many times, it was all I could do not to just grab her and...
Well I better not think anything too crazy. :p Well off to studying! Midterms are almost here, after all!
Sakaki, Sunday June 16, 2002
I am quite glad this week is finally over. I haven't been writing at all lately because I've been so busy. Classes everyday, homework and study for midterms right after. Morning and Night until 2 a.m. I've been practicing with Maya.
Oh, I just realized I never wrote that in my diary yet. Two weeks ago I saw this flier for a cat expo on the school bulletin board and I thought I'd give it a shot. I felt bad for making Maya train that much, but he seemed really up for it.
The competition was so exciting! I met all sorts of owners and their cats...and none of them got scared of me or tried to bite me! I'm feeling a lot better about myself. My dream of becoming a veterinarian doesn't seem so far away now.
But I was very shocked to see the biting cat there at the show! And also surprising was its owner was Kaorin's friend, Yuri! Maya and KamiNeko almost got into a fight but I stopped Maya while Yuri told hers to save it until the competition. And they did; it was very close, but...
I WON! Yes, Maya and I won first place for WildCat (best shape). Maya seemed very proud of his accomplishment. Yuri and KamiNeko got 2nd for that category. I thought Maya being an endangered species might be a problem, but I explained his story to the judges when they questioned me. One of them was in tears after I was done!
The prize was a lifetime supply of cat food (which Maya likes), and a vacation package at the Hello Kitty Theme Park in Tokyo! Maya and I are both very tired after all that and exams (which went very well also), so we'll be putting that prize to very good use. But I've got one last exam to study for until can finally rest at ease.
Yuri, Sunday June 16, 2002
2nd Place! 2nd friggin' place! Oooooh, damn you, SAKAKI! Not ONLY were you my rival for Kaorin's love, but you just HAD to be my rival in the damn cat competition! I know I only got him like a month ago, but my cat Kami is the baddest cat in the whole world and you KNOW IT! I know how you sweet-talked the judges with the "Iriomote" bullshit so they'd pick you! Are you pulling the same crap with Kaorin's heart? I'm onto you, SAKAKI!
Sooooooo not telling Kaorin about this, either. :D
Maya, Monday June 17, 2002
Dude...it's official. I, Maya, am the baddest cat in town. Not just on campus, but in this entire city. I have a ribbon to prove it. See, it says "Wildcat, 1st Place." What that means is I am the most fit cat in this entire city. Not only that, but I beat, no, PWNZED KamiNeko into the dirt! IN-YO-FACE, you wannabe, 2nd place Feline! Now if you excuse me, I've got a lifetime supply of catnip to consume.
Kaorin, Wednesday June 19, 2002
Well my final exam was today and good riddance! I didn't think Astronomy would involve so much math! T_T Well now that that's over it's time for…SUMMER VACATION! :D It's a shame I can't go to Chiyo-chan's place with Sakaki again…but at least I'll STILL be going to someone's summer home! Apparently, the LGBT president is filthy-stinkin' rich and has her own summer home in…um…where was it again? Ah well, I'll ask Yuri later. We're gonna be leaving tomorrow, so I hafta hurry up and pack!
Yuri, Wednesday June 19, 2002
Two weeks…TWO WEEKS alone with my darling Kaori…Well alone save for the few club members who will be joining us. But that's fine, because they will be helping me in my Kaori conquest! :D As Event Coordinator, I have all two weeks of craziness planned all to make Kaori-chan mine! Hmmm…not sure on that "Kaori-chan" bit…ah, I'll work on pet names later once we're alone in bed…naked…in the dark…touching each…
Please excuse me I have to go mast-er, pack. ^_^
Sakaki, Friday, June 21, 2002
I miss Kaorin. She's not picking up her cell and I knocked on her door and she wasn't there. My prize vacation to the Hello Kitty park allows me to take one guests and I wanted to invite her, but… Well, it's not for another two weeks, so I guess I have time before I have to call her...
Maya, Saturday, June 22, 2002
Apparently being ridiculed in front of a large crowd wasn't enough for KamiNeko. Well, if it's a rematch you want, it's a rematch you'll get! Bring-it-on!
Sakaki, Sunday, June 23, 2002
Maya came back today covered in dirt and scratches. The poor guy was so exhausted he didn't even put up a fight when I cleaned him up and gave him a bath. I wonder what happened to him. Maybe I should lock the windows from now on…
Maya, Monday, June 24, 2002
Fuckin Biting Cat…it was an AMBUSH! I was ready, I was set to kick some serious tail, when every cat and their grandma pounced on me! I..I am not ashamed to admit I barely got out of there alive. I was beaten, bruised, but not humiliated. You don't feel humiliated when your enemy cheats. Am I pissed? Oh yes. Words cannot describe how much hatred I have for that damn feline. Not because I was gang-kicked in the middle of an alley, but for what they stole from me. Yes, that's right. Fuckin' bastards stole mah medal! She will pay. Her, and every single one of her fuckin' posy. Mark my words, for my name…is Maya. Son to a murdered mom, pet to a worthy human. And I will have my vengeance.
Wednesday, June 26, 2002
"Tap-tap-tap," came a soft rattle. Sakaki slept heavenly in her sleep, oblivious to the noise on the other side of the room. But an ever-alert resident of the dorm's ears caught on to the impeding sound. Maya slid out of his makeshift bed and jumped from dresser to desk to closet and peered out of the top window Sakaki could never seem to lock.
"Get lost, you fuckin' cheat."
"Relax, Maya," she said, her trademark smile missing as she stood poised outside the glass, "I only came here to talk."
"Bull-crap. More like ambush me instead of fighting cat-to-cat like a-"
"Here," she said, tossing a blue ribbon against the glass.
"T-that's my-!"
"As one Wildcat to another, I know you deserved it."
"Then why the gang-?"
"Not my idea. I went along because they would have skinned me alive!"
"And giving this to me won't?"
"My owner hates to lose," KamiNeko grinned, "So much so that she painted my silver ribbon blue so it was almost identical to yours."
"Even the lettering?" Maya laughed, pushing the glass open and sliding the ribbon inside.
KamiNeko laughed as well, "Nope, but those dumb second-grade cats can't read fo' shit anyways!"
"Fo' sure!" Maya grinned, slapping his paw with KamiNeko's, "You really should have sided with me in the first place. We could have taken all of them."
"Not Hiro. He's crazy in a fight. He got third and landed the first hit on ya, remember?"
"So…" Maya said, staring at KamiNeko, "If we beat him, the pack is ours?"
"It's possible…you seriously want to lead those idiots?"
"They're stupid, but you can't guarantee they won't come after me. The only way to guarantee my peace is to take them over."
"Think you can do it?"
"I'll need some backup," Maya said, smiling confidently at KamiNeko, "You in?"
"Let's kick some tail," she grinned her trademark evil smile.
Maya, Friday, June 28, 2002
It's finally over. The school is officially mine. Strange as it sounds, with KamiNeko's help, we overpowered the gang and took out their true leader, Hiro. Turns out KamiNeko was too weak to stand against them, but with us working together, we managed to hold our own. Once Hiro fell, the rest surrendered peacefully. It was almost too easy after that, though Hiro put up one hell of a fight.
But that wasn't the end of the night. Maya had one other score to settle. And score I did! =D Maya is no longer a little kitten, for tonight I am a CAT! KamiNeko is now my oh so evil little mate of death and together we will rule this school like tyrants! Mwahahahahaha!
Oh, and to the residents of dorm 2-B…sorry about the noise. ^^