Yuri, Friday January 14, 2011
Happy New Year, folks! Sorry the chapter took so long, but hey it was X-mas, people! Even fanfiction writers need a rest! This chapter was written rather quickly too...when it was worked on, that is. :P Well enjoy the fic and stay tuned for a special message by Ashura at the very end!
Azu Diary
By Ashura05
Month 05-August/September
Kaorin, Monday September 30, 2002
Sakaki and I met up today to share our research and discuss how we're gonna present this thing. Then Yuri requested with here so I've been all study-study today! T_T Seriously, all work and no play makes Kaorin a tired, frustrated girl. Yeah, that kind too. ESPECIALLY since our project's all about reproduction. Ah well I'm too tired to rant so I'mma going to bed. *ywawn*
Yuri, Monday September 30, 2002
You know that feeling you get when all of a sudden like out of nowhere it just HITS you that you're hungry? Yeah, I kinda hate it. :P
Almost done with my project; Kaorin's been helping me a little since her topic's somewhat similar to mine. No diabolical plans this time; we're both hard at work more than anything else. Though the sight of Kaorin getting close to Sakaki in front of me does irk me the hell out. Patience, Yuri, patience!
Yuri, Tuesday October 1, 2002
DONE! I'm finally finished with my SOLO Project halfway before it's due! Just, um, don't tell those stupid preppy girls that or my plan will surely fail. :P
Sure feels good to get that over with. Now I can focus on my real project: Operation K.A.O.R.I.N. (acronym pending)
Maya, Thursday October 3, 2002
I took on the dawg and...I WON! :P Stupid crazy mutt tried to take a bit out of my Sakaki! Well not on my watch, he doesn't! You shoulda been there! Twas an epic battle the likes of which you've never seen! All of my nine lives vs. the vicious mouth of that monstrous behemoth! But I won, bitches! I won with mah speed, pouncing circles around that dumb mutt like a cute, furry Yoda! The finishing blow? Claw 2 Da Eye! That stupid pup let out such a wussy doggy cry and ran with his tail between his legs! Who da cat? Who da Iri `o Mote cat? Maya, dat's who!
Sakaki, Thursday October 3, 2002
I don't think I can love Maya any more than I do today. He has saved my life twice now, this time from a stray dog who did not see me as friend. He was so brave! He's resting right now after a trip to the vet, who only found minor scratches and bruises. All he needs is rest and he should be back to normal. I love you, Maya.
Kaorin, Tuesday October 8, 2002
Well, that sure felt like a good report on Ur an...wait, let me try that again. I meant the planet, not the...ugh, where's that white-out when I need it? I'm sure glad I didn't mess up this bad on my Astronomy presentation, though there were giggles when Ur-er, the 7th planet from the sun came up. But I was in the zone today and just went with it. Now I just have to present my project with Sakaki...I hope, I hope, I hope our presentation is even better! ^_^
Yuri, Tuesday October 8, 2002
Ah, Kaorin looked so wonderful up there today. Such a lively voice full of excitement and confidence. She made this boring subject so interesting in the span of 10 minutes. It's easy to see how much she loves Astronomy. I only hope one day she will come to love me just as much. :)
Fangirls keep calling me asking when we can rehearse the presentation. I told them I wasn't done yet (lies) and if they wanted to come over to help, but they refused.
Kaorin, Thursday October 10, 2002
Oh wow, that sure felt like an "A"! Our presentation went super-well, though I KNOW I had to have been blushing at some point (I think I saw Sakaki turn a bit pink, too =P). But we were so in sync with each other! I forgot my lines several times, but when I started to improvise a little, it went better than originally planned, with Sakaki backing me up just perfectly! O.O
Yuri did very well on her presentation, too, so the three of use decided to celebrate with some good old KARAOKE! ^_^ I never knew Sakaki had such a dre~amy voice! My ears, oh my ears have never heard such pretty sounds! I just couldn't bring myself to sing along to such beauty, so I sang a bunch of duets with Yuri for a while. Amazingly, Sakaki got a little jealous! O.O It felt strange to attempt to sing with such perfection, but Sakaki INSISTED on singing with me. Begged, even! O.O
Therefore, the room became filled with the sounds of our glorious duets. I even dared Sakaki and Yuri to sing a song together! It was HILARIOUS! :P They sing in COMPLETELY different styles! I guess it really reflects their personalities, doesn't it? We ended the night with one song that we all sang together, though. All in all, such an amazing day! I'm suprised Yuri didn't try any of her usual "tricks."
Yuri, Thursday October 10, 2002
First, let me say my Astronomy teacher is super-special-Awesome! Not only did she allow my little solo-presentation, but she forced those idiot girls to do an extra project to make it up! Yuri: 1, Baka-girls 0. As for my presentation itself, it went just-as-planned. I told the girls before class that I just got it done 5 mins ago and look, we're first up for presentations! No time to prepare! Oh, well if you were good little girls and had some brains we could wing it, I suppose. Oh, you don't? Well then I guess I'll have to do all the work since I'm the only one who knows anything about dark matter and the hadron super collider and how black holes will either squish your tiny bodies into milkshakes if you get too close or send you into an alternate dimension where nerdy boys/girls are awesome! (yeah yeah run-on sentence. deal with it, diary!) So mission success, and didn't even use any cheat sheets to look at.
As a bonus for my genius plan, Kaorin decided to take us all out for KARAOKE! "Us," meaning me, Kaorin, and Sakaki since they did well on their Biology project, apparently. Kaorin was super-nervous to sing in front of Sakaki, so we sang together most of the night...until Sakaki decided to butt in and request a song with Kaorin. Well, it's good for them, I suppose. The sooner one of them makes a move the sooner I can make mine. Their combined voices are alright, I guess, but I think Kaorin and I together sound better. Now, if you want a horrible combination try pitting me and Sakaki together! Now that was a disaster Kaorin KNEW was gonna happen! Will-never-happen-again. Finish up the night with a nice group song and we're good.
Sakaki, Thursday October 10, 2002
Our project went very well, today. Kaorin performed wonderfully as expected. She messed up her lines a few times, but recovered nicely, though I did help her on occasion. I was nervous myself, discussing that sort of subject to our class, but I knew we would do well.
Kaorin seemed so satisfied, she took me and her friend Yuri out to karaoke for the first time. Yuri did well on her presentation as well, she told me. We had lots of fun, but Kaorin didn't seem to want to sing with me. I felt kind of left out and lonely singing all by myself. They do make a good combination. They sing in the same pace and style, it's almost like they're sisters. I really wanted to sing with Kaorin, though, so I asked her to try it at least once. We sang a few songs, but I don't think she was singing as well as she was with Yuri. I'm...sad, I guess. I'm not sure what this feeling is. Lonliness? But she's right there. Jealousy? Of what? Heartache? But I'm not like that...right?
Yuri, Tuesday October 15, 2002
Hehehe...I almost forgot. It's the month of October and you know what that means? Yes, that's right, Hallow's Eve, aka Halloween! The time of year where I have an excuse to pull all kinds of pranks! But this year, I'm encouraged to do it by the LGBT club! As Event Coordinator, it is my job to plan and oversee events. Of course, given my nature I like to keep such things an epic surprise to all! And I have a most genius plan that's going to turn this Halloween event upside down! Bwahahahahaha!
Yuri, Wednesday October 16, 2002
OMG, what luck! The occult club is working on their own haunted house event! I've collaborated with their event coordinator to combine our events into one! It'll be a club scare battle using the gym to create a super-sized haunted maze! With more than one club, too! The anime, occult, LGBT, and the biology clubs will be competing! At least, that's what we want them to believe. See, Sakaki's in the biology club, so a chance Kaorin and Sakaki will meet is almost guaranteed. And she will be forced to participate since her athletic skills will no doubt put them at an advantage! But it won't because this even isn't about the battle, no sirree. Halloween isn't just about ghosts and goblins. It's about unleashing hell. A hell I certainly will release upon them all...
Kaorin, Tuesday October 21, 2002
Bad news. Yuri's got us set for a Halloween scare-off between three other clubs. I'm not sure if Sakaki's in the Biology club or not, but if she is I have to scare the living daylights out of her somehow. Still, since Yuri's planning it all, I've got a very bad feeling...
Sakaki, Wednesday October 21, 2002
Looks like my Biology Club is actually participating in an event...a scare-off against three other clubs, including that LGBT club Yuri's a part of. And they're forcing me to participate because I'm athletic and stuff...I really don't want to, though. I already scare people sometimes because of my height. Doing it on purpose is, well...weird.
Kaorin, Saturday October 26, 2002
We decided to have out own private karaoke party before Halloween, so Yuri, Sakaki and I headed to our favorite place. Yuri was once again up to her old tricks, pressuring me to confess to Sakaki. She's right, it was the perfect opportunity. Today was just amazing and being with Sakaki felt even better than I thought possible, but...I was thinking that I didn't want to ruin it all. Couldn't things have gone on like this for a little bit longer?
But fate has a way of working itself out and at the same time destroying everything deemed sacred in this world...way too many times for my taste. First, I dropped the mic and without thinking bend down to pick it up and I was only wearing a miniskirt that night and totally FLASHED Sakaki with my panties! T_T Oh Kamisama let me die now, please.
But NO! That was not the end of it! After apologizing to Sakaki over and over, I thought I was free of any mishaps. But then I trip over the mic chord and fall right onto Sakaki and grab her breast! I thought that only happened in crappy manga! They were oh so soft, though, and I must have looked like such an idiot groping her for what seemed like minutes oh god it sounds worse and worse the more I play it back in my head! T_T T_T
But she seemed to understand it was just an accident and forgave me and we sang a bunch of songs and stuff and all was good...now Diary, I bet you might be thinking that Yuri OBVIOUSLY had some hand to play in all this. But NO! She was out of the room each time! I wish she had been, actually. Then I could have blamed her and my guard wouldn't have been down for when she finally did do something. Yeah, she did. She turned around to apparently go back for something when her leg linked with Sakaki's making her trip...
I...I managed to stop us from falling, but...but...the way she fell, her...her lips...landed right on mine. The kiss...it lasted longer than it should. Shouldn't have closed my eyes. Shouldn't have leaned on my tiptoes. I totally enjoyed it, had no desire to pull away, and Sakaki no doubt knew it. There was no apologies this time. We went home in silence. This hurts too much, diary. I...I hope my tears aren't ruining your pages too bad.
Sakaki, Saturday October 26, 2002
I'm not sure what happened tonight. Kaorin and I were hanging out together just as nice as it always is when we ran into Yuri, who suggested we have another Karaoke party before the Halloween Battle starts. Kaorin looked worried, but we went along anyway.
Kaorin was really clumsy. She kept dropping the mic and one time her skirt rode up showing me her pink panties. I hope she didn't see me staring. I don't even know why I was staring! I turned beet red and it felt so weird to be embarrassed by it. I swore to her I didn't see anything but she kept apologizing so I think she knew.
Then she tripped over the mic chord moments later and fell right on top of me! And her hand...her hand went right on my breast and actually squeezed it! I...I don't know what to say. It's not as if some pervert went and groped me. I mean, it's Kaorin. Pure, innocent Kaorin grabbed my breast in what I'm sure was an accident. But...it did feel good...I know I shouldn't be thinking these things but after tonight I'm not sure what to think.
For after she long had apologized for that event, we were about to leave when Yuri tripped on my leg, making me stumble into Kaorin. Not so bad, except our lips touched! I...I kissed Kaorin. An accident, really, but...I could have sworn...no. The more I recall the moment the more sure I become. I believe Kaorin did actually kiss me back. I felt her lean up to me after a second or two of my body freezing up at the sudden contact. And I saw her close her eyes right before. That means she liked it, right? That she liked the fact she was kissing me? Does that make her a lesbian, like Yuri is? Or was it just because of that moment? I don't know. I really don't know and it's eating me up inside.
Yuri, Saturday October 26, 2002
Sorry Kaorin, but you were taking too long and I grow impatient. Did you really think I invited you two over just for a little Halloween karaoke? You're more gullible than I thought. Well, Sakaki maybe; you were wary, I'm sure. So I had to lower your guard a little. Kick the mic a few times so you pick it up with your cute little panties showing for Sakaki, place the mic down so you'll trip over it and land right on Sakaki. As for feeling her boobs, well, that was an added bonus. Good show, Kaorin, good show.
I was going to let you off the hook if you agreed to confess but you were simply having too much fun with your boring friendship so you left me with no choice. A nice little trip and Sakaki falls right on top of you. Kissing you was not part of the plan (seriously, how could I have planned that), but seeing you lean into it all to eagerly...mission accomplished.
I mean really, all I wanted was for your crazy antics to get noticed and Sakaki ask or put you into a position where that's the only explanation to explain yourself. But this works out even better. Now part two of operation K.A.O.R.I.N. (Kreating Alternate Options for Risque Inter-club Naughtiness) can begin!
Ashura, Friday January 14, 2002
Sometimes genius just hits you on the head, takes control of your body, and makes you write something awesome. The idea, mind you, not the writing itself. Credit goes to Andras777 for the inspiration. Anyways, next chapter will be a bonus Halloween episode if you couldn't already tell. And I'm asking all of you (few that you are) to help me decide how you want it done. Should it be in our diary-standard format or shall I write in normal story-mode or whatever you want to call it?
And while I finalize the choreography for it, I can fix up another small bonus thing if you all want. Something like a Q&A (mostly aimed at Yuri, no doubt), Whatifs, what the other Azumanga characters are doing, a combination of things, or what have you. Send your votes in your reviews or send me a message on my profile page.