OK everyone. This one will be all through Doofenshmirtz's (2nd dimension of course) POV. No one else, not a single other POV! I hope you like this one, it will be interesting to see how the DOOM scene goes! :D Oh, if you want to see it through Perry's POV, read my one shot called: Two Words, La-Va. Thanks for reading!
The Normbots came into the room holding his prisoners. You won't get away this time… he recalled having thought the same thing about Perry the Platypus, before he turned him into a platyborg. He needed to forget that! He needed to let it go! No evil dictators feel sorry for people, or platypuses… It was this other dimension version of himself, he was messing with his mind. Or, that's what he tried to think.
He smiled at the redhead boy and spoke to him.
"Now you have no choice, but to fix my machine."
"No," the little boy stated back as plain as anything could be stated. Doofenshmirtz was a bit anoyed that he said no, even though he had no other choice. He had plainly stated it! He should just do it!
"That's not one of your choices! Fix the machine!" he responded to the boy who decided to answer so rudley again.
"No," he said the exact same as before. Just then, the teenage girl a few Normbots down spoke up. He hadn't even noticed her until then.
"Can, uh, can I say something?" She started to ask. They all stood there and waited for the girl to speak. "So I think i'm up to date on the whole, Perry-secret agent thing… Strangely that's the most normal thing that's happened this afternoon… but who's this guy?"
Doofenshmirtz ignored the girl. She was no help right now. He turned to the boy, who he was slowly getting more and more enraged with.
"FIX IT!" he shouted back at the boy, who now had an upset look on his face.
"No!" he said also looking a bit anoyed. Why was this boy so anoyed. He wasn't going to do anything to them yet… unless he really got anoyed and had no need for them…
"Look," the doctor started, trying to get the boy to at least see things from his eyes… well… eye. "I would make myself do it but, aparently, he's an idiot," he said as he pointed at his alternat self. He had really come to realize how much this guy was justdragging him down. He wasalmost as bad as these boys.
"Hey!" said the other Doofenshmirtz, when this statement was made.
"Fix the machine!"
"NO!" the redhead replied once again.
"Very well then… you've forced my hand…" he started to tell the boy as he reached into his black labcoat. He pulled out a sock puppet dog and spoke through it, "Fix the machine!" he spoke in a higher voice than normal.
"NO!" was the response, this time a bit more anoyed.
"Really? When I was your age, I did anything the puppet told me to do!" Dr D said. It was shocking how stuborn this boy was. He had figure that the boy was young enough to listen to puppets still.
"How old do you think we are?!" the kid asked, sounding kind of angry.
"I don't know, one, two… It's hard to tell with the one eye. I don't know why you're being so uncooperative. All I'm asking you to do is to make my machine work, so I can invade and conquor your world and enslave your loved ones!" he told the boy. He thought for a moment. Wow, is that really what it sounds like? It sounds a bit much, but… I did it before not long ago… how did I even do that? How did I go through with it? He kept trying to push back all the thoughts that tried to contradict his evil intentions. He felt that eventually he would not be able to keep that up. Sooner or later those thoughts would get him and things would take a change… but it can't happen now! He was so close to his new goal.
"See? That's just it! Why would we do something that would lead to our own self destruction?" was the response from the kid. He obviously was not two years old… maybe five or six… oh never mind his age!
Just then the lesser evil of the two doctors spoke up.
"Self destruction? Self destruct… Wait, wait! I remember now! They took out my self destruct button!" the other doctor said as he stood there remembering earlier that day. Doofenshmirtz turned to look at the other him. Finally! "I don't know why i put it back in, but here, I'll just rewire this like so… and there!" he said as he took the useless button off the machine and rewired it a bit. "It's working! It's working! It's functioning properly!"
Doof turned to the little kid behind him, who now had a worried look on his face.
"Well look who just became REDUNDANT!" he said and triumphantly smiled at the boy. He was sick of this kid, and anyone with him. He didn't need him anymore either. Perhaps, hedidn't need to postpone his plans for the platypus… maybe he could use some company too. But was this right? Should he really do this? STOP IT! No! No more reminders of things like this! He had to actually dispose of them this time!
"SEND THEM TO THEIR DOOM!" he shouted as he tried to show the most evil smile he could at the moment. He noticed though, that his platyborg was a bit confused. It pointed at the teenager, seeming to wonder if he included her too.
"Yes, her too," he responded and saw platyborg point at Perry the Platypus too. "Yes, yes everyone. Doom, doom, doom and…" at that moment he was joined in by his excited other self. "Doom!" That was enough of him too. he might as well get rid of him too. After all, he was the cause of these guilty thoughts that were surfacing.
"Alright, doom for him too." he finished off. His other version was then confused and so Doofenshmirtz pulled out the puppet again and explained to him once more, "Doooom!"
"Platyborg!" he said to his general. "Lead them to the blimp. Then take them to the "Game Room"" he directed and smiled over at the others with a smirk that was only surface.
They were taken away and he stood there for a moment. This would be the act of evil that would fix all these problems he was having. It should work.
He arrived where the others were to be 'doomed'. Except, he was in a different part of this place, he was nice and safe from anything that could go wrong. There was a big screen in front of him that would allow him to see them and them to see him. A Normbot came into the room and spoke up.
"The "doomed" are ready." it said with it's more evil robot face on.
"Oh, goody," Doofenshmirtz said as he pressed a button. The screen in front of him lit up and he could see over the whole room. The boiling lava that surrounded the platform, and the giant, two car garage sized cage. He looked at the prisoners who were slowly, now making their way to the platform. He gave them the most evil smirk anyone could ever give.
"Welcome, doomed guests!" he exclaimed to them. "Come on! Keep trudging, doom is that away!"
The doctor watched as they made it to the platform. A giant claw started to move toward the cage. Normbots with big metal pointy sticks arrived behind it.
"And now for my all time favorite game!" he said as he watched the tarp that had been placed earlier over the cage, was removed by the big claw that had come out. Inside, was a giant cube shaped monster that roared angrily at the group of five in front of it. "Poke the Goozim with a stick!... Surrounded by lava…" he shouted, letting them know of what they were doing there.
The prisoners looked on in fear. Doofenshmirtz looking down at them. He pulled a lever that made the path they took to reach the cage, retract.
"My second favorite is Backgammon, love it!" he continued to add in a pointless light side to the events. He saw his counterpart turn around and look up at him on the big screen.
"Wait, wait, hold the phone!" he started to protest. "I can be useful! What if you need a kidney… Or a stand-in for boring functions you have to attend," he thought for a moment, then pointed to the section where his kidney was. "Or another kidney!"
Doofenshmirtz did in fact feel a bit sorry for him, mainly being that they technically were the same person, but this guy had really gotten on his nerves… almost as much as that boy! He just responded to his self staring up at him.
"Doooom!" he sang out and pointed at the not so evil doctor.
"Aw, pooh…" he responded to this confirmation and got up and walked back to the line of prisoners he had been chained to the back of. The Normbots that were holding the big metal sticks began to poke the Goozim, aggravating the monster more and more. It roared in anger as this continued. Another bot came over and started to turn a crank to open the cage the monster was confined in.
"Cranky, cranky, cranky, ooh I love the crank!" Doofenshmirtz said as suspense began to build in the room he was looking at. His problems would finally be over! He could just move on and get the invasion over with when this is done. Why was he going to such leangths to do this though. It seemed a bit much for a minute there. No! It had to be done, he was not going to let these people stay around and continue to remind him of that concience that kept coming back to mind. Evil didn't think of these things! Evil didn't care! Evil doesn't have a concience!
He then noticed something. While he was not paying attention, they had climbed on top of a Normbot somehow. One of the boys was trying to rewire it, he was successful at this too. He watched as the bot flew about the room going haywire. They whacked the head off the Normbot that was turning the crank. Eventually everyone fell off and he saw the bot fly by his screen and finally blow.
The five prisoners landed on top of the cage which now shut, since the robot that was opening it fell over powered down. This was not right! What just happened? He needed to send more of his Normbots in to finish this now before anything else goes wrong. He thought this just as the door to the cage fell open. Never mind the bots…
"Ha, ha! Yes! Go goozim!" he shouted, relieved that things were not going to get more complicated. The people on top of the cage, he could tell, were not quite as happy. The monster climbed out of the cage to reveal it was the same shape and size of the cage. The man was a bit surprised at this since he had not actually ever seen it out of the cage before.
He then heard his normbot behind him.
"It's muffin time, sir!" it stated.
"Already?" Doofenshmirtz turned around for a moment to get some muffins before he went back to watching what was going on down there. He did not expect what he saw when he turned back to look though. He saw them all hanging from the cage right above the lava! The Goozim had climbed on top of the cage, but clearly could not reach them. He spit out the muffin that was in his mouth at the moment and shouted, "More guards!"
The Normbot came back to him with more muffins.
"It's muffin time sir!" it told him again. He turned back and threw one of the muffins in his hands at the robot.
"You're broken!" he shouted at it sounding a bit stubborn for no reason. He looked back as his Normbots were flooding in towards the group dangling there above the lava.
Just then something started to go wrong with his screen. He heard a loud banging sound, and then the screen started to split in the corner where he was looking at the five hanging there. His giant lawn gnome that sat in front of the screen started to fall, a teen on top of it, resembling the same girl that was hanging from the cage with the rest. This one was dressed all in black though.
He watched as the girl fired a rope at the ceiling and connected it the the gnome and flew at the robots. It crashed into them and started to swing back by the cage. He didn't know what was happening next. He thought he saw them start to fall, but it was hard to see even though he looked closer as they all fell.
It looked like they were gone, but he caught a glimpse of green. It was another portal! How did they do that?!
"They opened another portal! After them!" He shouted at the Normbots. He realized that the Goozim had also jumped, he figured that it probably didn't make it though, since the portal was way too small for it. At that moment, the girl on the giant gnome swung past his screen, screaming for no apparent reason. "And that banshee screaming girl, get her to!" He continued, now just annoyed that his plan had gone totally wrong now.
He saw the Normbots start to collide in the lava. What was wrong with them? This was answered when one of the remaining bots in the room came up to the screen.
"Sir, the portal is closed." It said to him.
"Aw, pooh..." He said in response to this news. Well they were out of his way. He wasn't going to have to make any rash decisions now, it was just a simple take over now.
The girl that had been on the lawn gnome was captured anyways, that was one good turn in events.
"Oh, well. Time to start the invasion" he said, forgetting everything at the moment and walking off to go back to his place and use the other dimension-inator. "And someone bring me a muffin!"
"But it's not muffin time sir!" Shouted a Normbots that chased quickly after it's boss with a tray of muffins.
OK people, wow this one took a while to write. I really hope you are liking this... Sadly it's coming to an end :( but don't worry, I write other fan fictions too. So please give me ideas on what to write for other stories too! Thanks for taking the time to read it, and please take the time to review it! That would mean a lot if multiple people were to tell me what they think.
Also, if you want to see an awesome video relating to the movie, go to vimeo and look up capital kings: be there phineas and Ferb movie. It's the one with a picture of Ferb on the mechanical bulls. I made it myself... And yes, if you see the name at the end... My real name is Juliette. R and R!