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"What the hell did you do to America." England said in a cold and deadly voice as he grabbed Russia by the shirt. "You must have done something to him."

"I kissed him on the lips. He did not like it, dah." Russia commented innocently and then added in a somewhat sulky voice. "He bite my tongue and made my lip bleed."

"What else happened?" England asked and he held onto Russia's shirt tighter wanting answers to his questions.

"I went on my way. Oh and would you agree to the nuking of that little Oil Spill, dah?" Russia asked innocent and then added. "America has left it up to you."

"Hell no, Russia. Will you and your Russian's stop giving America crazy idea's. I know how much you love giving idea's and crazy ones to America. He has enough on his own without any help from you." England said firmly and he roughly shoved Russia away after letting go of his shirt.

"Won't your boss be upset that I'm being treated poorly, dah? Your are not nice at all." Russia asked lightly and then tilted his head slightly.

"I don't give a damn." England stated coldly and then added in a threatening voice. "I use to be a Pirate, a rebel, and a fucking complete punk. I'm not afraid to kick your bloody ass and go against orders in order to defend America from you or anyone else for that matter. Got it, Russia?"

"Oh, well it is not like I'm interested in you." Russia commented cheerfully and then smiled brightly at England.

"Stay away from America. I'm handling the damn Oil Spill." England said calmly and then he punched Russia across the face. "That was for America and don't you ever dare do it again to him. Otherwise I will beat you to a bloody pulp and damn everything else."

Russia frowned and then walked away from England not wanting to waste his time.

"Damn Russia." England muttered angrily and after several minutes found the place where he sensed America. It figured it would be inside a Burger King and looks to be closed. England sighed heavily and picked the lock with ease before entering the restroom. He easily found America and noticed that all of the mirrors were broken.

"Oh, America." England said quietly and walked over towards him. He saw America's arms, hands, and wrists were covered in blood along with having shards of glass in several locations. America got up and went to punch the already shattered mirror again, but England was quickly behind him and he wrapped an arm around America's chest and pulled him close.

"America, It is alright to feel frightened." England muttered softly and then slowly slumped to the floor with a now limp America in his arms. He could feel America's shaking body and saw the goose bumps. "I'm here now for you."

"You found me, England." America whispered quietly and then England let him go. He sat in front of America and then sighed heavily.

"Course I did and now I will get all of those pieces of glass out of your arms." England stated lightly and then he took out a pair of tweezers from his right pocket. America blinked at him and England added in slight annoyance. "It is always good to be prepared for anything and I bought them after I was done with work for today."

"Is it for your eyebrows?" America asked half teasingly and had a small smile on his lips. England rolled his eyes and then looked at America.

"No, I would need stronger ones." England said jokingly and then smiled lightly when America snickered quietly.

"You made a joke." America stated softly and England nodded.

"This will hurt." England warned America and the tweezers were in his hands at the ready. "Don't bite your tongue and blame it on me because I have warned you. Ready?"

"Yep, Do your worst." America muttered and he closed his eyes along with having his mouth shut tightly.

1. Delaware 17

2. Pennsylvania 17

3. New Jersey 17

4. Georgia 17

5. Connecticut 16

6. Massachusetts 16

7. Maryland 16

8. South Carolina 16

9. New Hampshire 16

10. Virginia 16

11. New York 16

12. North Carolina 16

13. Rhode Island 16

34. Kansas 15

49. Alaska 13

Decided to make it easy and have all thirteen original colonies being male. Also all of them being 5'5.