I do not own Kuroshitsuji or D. Grayman. They both go to the respectful owners. This is my second yaoi-ish story because my friend asked me to do this and is slowly turning me into a yaoi fan girl. I am doing this out of impulse and I updating will vary from time to time. I have a Sebastian and Allen thing going on. It would make me happy to see more of this crossover pairing. This will be a slight rewrite of the Kuroshitsuji anime with Allen Walker in it. (Since I lost my manga version and my computer is mean when reading online scans)

WARNINGS- This crossover will contain: Slight AU, mild cursing, dark romance, yaoi, angst, gore, violence, adult situations

PAIRINGS: MAIN: Allen/Sebastian

MINOR: Ciel/Sebas, Brotherly!Allen/Ciel

NOTE: There will be not a slight hint of Yullen in this story. Sorry all you Yullen fan girls, I hate that pairing with a fiery passion.

Enjoy Lords and Ladies

CHAPTER 5: That Butler and Exorcist, Travels

"Resort! Resort! We're on cloud nine!" sang the servants besides Sebastian as they made their way down the countryside. "Resort! Resort! We're on cloud nine!" Ciel was in his own carriage ahead with Sebastian driving while Allen was cheerfully singing along with his co-workers, driving the carriage behind with them inside.

Finnie cried happily, "its amazing isn't it, Maylene? Doesn't it move you?"

"It truly does! To think that we'd be taken along to Her Majesty's own resort!"

"Our young master definitely has a good side, too." Bard added. The other servants nodded their heads in agreement.

Allen smiled, "I can't wait to soak all my troubles away in the hot springs!"

Sebastian smiled as he heard the other servants excitable chatter, "They really are in high spirits, are they not? It seems they are thanking you, kind young master." He looked back slightly.

Ciel tore his gaze from Sebastian to glancing over to Allen. Timcampy lying on the earl's shoulder a bit. "It would be problematic if we left them behind at the mansion and destroying it. I don't think Allen can take care of it all." Ciel said quickly.

"Indeed."

The carriages were coming up to an old worn out sign, broken and tilted. A raven was perched on it, and a spiked dog collar hanging for the sign. Allen squinted and read aloud as they passed, "Welcome to Houndsworth."

The carriage stopped for a moment. "This is the village entrance," he announced looking back and smiling at Allen. Allen lightly blushed and nodded. Allen blinked as he and the other servants looked over to see said village where the Queen would have her resort.

Allen felt his heart drop. Dead, leafless trees, with dog collars hanging from the branches drearily. Rocky, muddy soil with obvious evidence of beast-like skulls that had been tried to dug or even left there on the ground. A cold breeze passed the Phantomhive staff as they stared blankly at the sight behind the sign.

Immediately all four of them screamed in shock and terror. Ciel sneered a bit, "I forgot to mention it, but this is the planned contraction site for the resort."

Thee servants slumped a bit, defeated. Dramatic tears rolling down their cheeks, "Young master…" their groaned, unhappily tricked and their hopes crushed. Tanaka just chuckled as usual from the back of the carriage.

"A trip?" parroted Sebastian as he presented himself to his master. "In this season?"

Ciel nodded and took a sip of his tea, "Sebastian, do you know of a pastime called "bear baiting"?" he asked as he took a bite of his Charlotte Cake.

"The phrase has a most fun and pleasant ring to it. The truth, however, is quite different." Sebastian nodded pleased with himself.

Ciel continued, "The bears are tied up, whipped, and have packs of wild dogs set upon them until, finally, they are killed."

Sebastian smiled, "That is so incredibly like humans."

Timcampy flew to his young master's side, sitting on his shoulder. Ciel fed the golem a piece of his Charlotte Cake as he knew Timcampy was probably recording this. "It was banned under the Cruelty to Animals Acts of 1835. However, a loophole remained." Ciel informed as he stroked Timcampy's slowly growing body. "If the bullying dogs were not goaded, what would happen?"

"It would become a case of one animal baiting another; animal bullying, so to speak." Sebastian hypothesized

Ciel took another bite and fed another small piece to the golem. "There is a village where they do that. Houndsworth. It's famous for raising hunting dogs. However, beneath that, it has another side…"

Dog fights.

"This wrenches at Her Majesty's heart, therefore we are to investigate this village under the pretext of making it her resort. That is the true goal of this trip" Ciel finished folding his hands.

"A village of dogs, huh?" Sebastian mused.

"What is it?"

"It was that I had believed securing a resort location was somewhat beneath you, young master."

"There is something; a reason why I, the Phantomhive, must be the one to go to this Houndsworth Village."

The fog had thickened since entering the village of Houndsworth. Allen squinted to see through the thick blanket. Finnie spotted a figure coming down the road. He pointed, "Yay! First villager, spotted! Allen, stop for a moment!" it appeared to be a hooded woman pushing a baby in a buggy, currently stuck in a ditch.

Allen pulled on the reigns to make the horses stop. Finnie jumped out and went to the buggy's side. "I'll help you, Miss." He said kindly.

Knowing Finnie uncontrollable strength, Allen, Maylene, and Bard looked worried. Maylene cried worried, "Y-You shouldn't do that Finnie! If you're not careful, the baby inside with be hu-"

"What?" Finnie said turning, lifting the buggy high in the air like it was a toy. Allen pinched the bridge of his nose as Finnie almost lost his footing and dunked the buggy on the ground. "I'm so sorry!" he lifted his hands in the air.

"Is the baby alright?" Allen asked worried. He and the other two servants peered into the cradle, their jaws dropping in shock. Inside, wrapped in blankets, was a dog skeleton. The elderly old women smiled sadly, saying softy, "You know this little one was eaten by that." She continued on her way, pushing the buggy back down on the road. "The small, white-haired dog is a good dog." The staff stared at her in pure shock and fear.

"Eat-" Bard mumbled.

"-en?" Allen finished. Their fair stood off end.

The old woman continued chanting as she went deeper into the fog, "The black dog is a bad, disobedient dog."

Ciel looked back at the shadow of the woman. "I've heard there are quite a few people in this village who were murdered or are missing. The population of the village has decreased by a third in the last ten years. Investigating and resolving this situation is one of the jobs I was given."

"It'll eat you down to the bone…" the woman sang as she disappeared into the fog.

So as they continued on their way, the fog finally cleared up. Allen noticed a large beautiful lake down from the road. They all gasped in delight. "Now, that's a bit more like it!" Bard exclaimed.

The bells chimed at the hour. Houndsworth village was a gray and lackluster town. Allen saw very few people out on the streets. Allen heard the barking of dogs, he turned seeing caged dogs barking at a young man and his own dog. It seemed the young man was training the dog, no older than a few months old

Maylene swooned, since the young man was handsome, "Ah. It's as if he's coddling me as well!"

Allen chuckled, blushing a bit. "Yeah...as if he was coddling me..." to be handled by Sebastian like that would be heavenly!

Sebastian scoffed in disgust of a man and his best friend, "Bending their wills via a carrot and stick approach instills obedience in them. Such a wonderful scene, is it not? However, the dogs themselves are also to blame." He scanned over quickly the civilians working. "Doing everything they can to court humans and gladly accepting a collar around their neck…It is a completely unfathomable concept to me."

Allen, who with excellent hearing overheard this, he tilted his head and asked ahead, "Sebastian, do you not like dogs?"

Sebastian smirked and raised his head, "Well then, heeding your words, I shall tell you. While I am quite a cat person, I do not like dogs. Actually, I detest them." He turned his head with a smile. Allen blushed a bit at that smile.

"Bark!" Ciel teased.

"Woof!" Allen also mocked a bit for fun. A smile on his face.

Ciel and his staff finally arrived at a manor not too far from the town, laying on a hilltop. Allen saw a woman, dressed as a maid come out. The carriages halted as the woman asked, "Would you be the Phantomhive party?"

"Yes."

The maid bowed, "Welcome to Barrymore Castle. The master is awaiting your arrival." Allen studied the maid's features. She was a lovely young woman with silver hair and violet eyes. Sebastian glared at her suspiciously.

Meanwhile with Allen and the other servants, "Whoa." Bard said amazed at her beauty.

"Wh-What a pretty lady!" Maylene gushed. Allen glanced at Finnie, who was speechless. His cheek red, eyes sparkling. Allen smirked, Finnie had his first crush.

"She's lovely…" Allen said with not much interest as the others.

The maid led the party into the manor. It had an old oak medieval feel to it. Old coats of arms and weaponries decorated the dark mansion. As the other 3 servants were unpacking the luggage, Allen and Sebastian accompanied their master.

"This way," she said once more. Allen gulped at the room, a large bear head was posted on the wall. That would be creepy to go to night with. His eyes darted to rows of deer and boar heads. The master of the manor seemed to have an affinity with hunting.

A girlish cry broke the three out of their daze. A man was whipping the maid angrily, ranting, "What's with this little Chihuahua? It was told to welcome the Queen's envoy!"

Ciel's mouth was slightly agape. The name 'Chihuahua' didn't really appeal to him as he felt real-life Chihuahua ear pop out of his head for a moment, the word ringing in their heads.

"Chihuahua?" Allen and Sebastian echoed deadpanned.

The man continued whipping her, "Angela, are you not even capable of something as simple as that?" Angelia sniffled as she received her punishment.

"Allen…" Ciel said looking to his white-haired servant. Allen nodded, using his inhuman speed, when the man tried to lash at her again; he stopped the man's hand. "What are you doing, you Maltese! Are you going to bite back at me? Let me go you!" he man growled.

"Sir...I am not a Maltese..." Allen said angrily, putting on an angry plastic smile. Nor was he a beansprout, shortstack, Shorty, midget, or anything else. He was still growing damnit!

"I am the one who ordered him." Ciel stepped forward.

"What?"

"I'm assuming the letter was delivered." Ciel smirked sitting in a chair coolly. "I am Ciel Phantomhive"

Allen let go of the man's wrist. He rubbed it, barking, "Are you saying with little Toy Poodle is the Queen's envoy?"

"Are smaller dogs not acceptable to you, Lord Henry?" Ciel smirked. "because my little Maltese was able to stop you and hold you back with ease."

Then soon came onto the pressing matters. Angela was trying to prepare tea, Allen and Sebastian noticed her hands were bruised badly. As she lifted a cup, her hands trembled. Sebastian leaned forward and whispered, "We shall take care of this." And so Sebastian and Allen made the tea. Sebastian poured it and Allen gave it out to the two lords.

Henry put the documents he had been reading down. "This isn't worth discussing." He said stubbornly folding his arms. "No matter what you propose, I am not willing to sell."

"State your reason." Ciel said stiffly.

"The curse." Henry replied. Allen choked back on a outburst as much as he could. "T-The curse?" he parroted.

"In this village, where man and dog have lived together since antiquity, there is a curse against those who would try to get their paws on it; a fearsome hex." Henry stood up a bit. "Even if it were the Queen herself, that would not change. A terrible fate will befall anyone who tries to go against the Barrymore family in this village."

Ciel smiled calmly as he watched Timcampy fly off somewhere in the mansion. "Oh? How interesting."

"What?" Henry growled.

"In that case I shall remain here as long as it takes to witness this terrible fate firsthand." Henry made a beastly growled in anger at Ciel's confident proposal.

Later on, Allen had rejoined his co-workers and Angela in the servant's quarters. "So, you're the only maid in this entire household?" Allen asked amazed.

"That's amazing! I truly respect you," Maylene said with awe. "Miss Angela!"

Angela smiled humbly, "I am nothing so grand. I do nothing but mistakes."

"If there is anything we can help you with, please let us know." Allen offered politely.

"Yeah, since we're all servants, let's get along. Right Finnie?" Bard agreed looking at his friend.

Finnie nodded, "Yeah! Of course!"

"How kind you all are." Angela said happily. Suddenly, the bell for the bedroom rang. Immediately Angela shot to her feet. "Pardon me, the master is calling for me, so I will have to take my leave."

Later that night, Allen was looking for Timcampy in the garden. He had spotted Finnie not too long ago, but decided to not make small chat with him. Allen mused to himself, "It's creepier here at night. Where could that golem fly off to?" he overheard rustling somewhere. "Huh..what's was that?"

"Allen, please come inside." He heard Sebastian voice. "Timcampy shall come home on his own."

"Right! Sorry!" Allen looked back quickly before rushing inside. He didn't know a person was watching him before. A white dog ran through the foggy fields.

"Enter." Ciel said.

Angela opened the door sadly, "I am sorry to disturb you so late at night." Sebastian was just taking out Ciel's nightshirt for bed as Allen was warming milk tea for him. "The young master was just preparing to sleep." Allen stated.

Ciel did not look up from his readings. Angela bowed her head, "I have a request. Please withdraw from this village. You must not stay here!" she warned helplessly.

"Why?"

"That is…" Angela looked away. Suddenly the sound of howling rang outside. Angela began to tremble once more, "No! It's come! The Devil Dog has…"

"Devil Dog?" Allen echoed. Angela screamed a bit in fear, Allen's eyes widened. A the silhouette of a dog was outside the window. "Sebastian, Allen!" he ordered. The butlers opened the curtains.

"What was that?" Allen gasped.

"Young Master, look." Sebastian pointed out. Allen's eyes widened, a ghostly dog ran through the village.

"Lord Devil Dog!" the villagers cried seeing the ghostly canine. "Lord Devil Dog has appeared! Who is it? Who's the bad dog?"

Outside hearing the cries and panic of the villagers. Allen noticed on the demon dog's trail, some glowing goo. He leaned down and took a bit of the glowing goop in his fingers. He showed it to Ciel before wiping it away.

"Young Master!" Maylene exclaimed.

"Miss Angela!" Finnie cried.

"Just what is all the ruckus about?" Bard asked.

Angela sighed, "The Devil Dog appeared. The one that will disaster to the village. Those who have disobeyed their master will be punished by the Devil Dog. That is one of the laws of this village."

The servants gasped. Sebastian looked to Angela and instructed her, "Miss Angela, please inform Lord Barrymore that Lord Devil Dog has appeared." Angela took a few steps but was stopped by a mob of villagers.

"Who as punished?" she asked.

Angry dogs barked. Blood ran down a still hand. It was the young man from earlier, who had been mauled to death by a beast. "How cruel!" Allen gritted.

Ciel checked his pulse. "I see.."

"Don't touch him!" Lord Henry's voice rang. He stepped forward. "So, the bad dog was James?"

"Yes," a village man said, "He broke the rule of having five dogs per person. It seems he was keeping a sixth."

Henry lowed his head, "I see. Then, I suppose there was no helping it."

"No helping it? What?" Bard blurted out.

"This village has rules set down by myself. Those who break the rules will be punished by the Devil Dog that serves the Barrymore family!"

As they dragged away the torn up corpse, the villagers then chanted in unison, "As the cat meows, the small, white-haired dog is a good dog. The black dog is a bad, disobedient dog. As the cat meows, the day falls."

"I was sure it would be an outsider who fell prey," Henry scoffed as he watched the villagers walk back home. "but it seems you were spared." Henry and Angela then followed after them without another word.

"Young Master," Sebastian said looking at him. Ciel glared at the group.

"It's turned out to be a terrible trip, huh?" Allen sighed. He still couldn't find Timcampy! "Indeed." Maylene agreed.

"What is wrong?" Sebastian asked coming up to his staff. "You were all so lively on the way here."

"'Cause, ya know…" Bard hummed.

"Have you forgotten?"He took out a dinette set and swimsuit. He smiled kindly, "We have come to a resort." The servants' frowns all turned upside-down.

Bard and Finnie laughed as he ran across the lake in his swimsuit. They dunked their hands underwater, soaking their heads. "Whaddya know? It's pleasant, after all!" Bard sighed. "The water is warm, too!"

"Maylene, Allen, come in too!" Finnie offered.

Allen chuckled and shook his head, "No thank you it's ok. I prefer to soak my feet." He said stepping up to ankle-height of the water. He looked back, posing a bit in his swimsuit for Sebastian hoping that he'd catch the black butler's eye. He blushed madly, he knew he was acting foolishly. He looked to Maylene who was still changing in the tent.

Maylene peeked her head out of the tent, "I-I'm too embarrassed!" she squeaked.

"Come on Maylene, you don't get a chance like this often!" Allen encouraged posing once again for Sebastian.

"It's fine!" Bard called over, "so hurry up!"

As they were splashing each other, Bard abruptly stopped and rushed over to get a better look at something. Maylene stepped out in her adorable little sailor-like one-piece swimsuit. A v-neck cut, cute ribbons tied to her legs. Light blushes on all the male servants (excluding Sebastian, Ciel, and Allen).

Maylene was blushing madly as she twirled around. "I-It is too embarrassing, after all!" he kneeled onto the sand.

"You look cool, Maylene!" Allen complimented.

"Really?"

Bard and Finnie and Tanaka came out of the water to support her, Bard added, "You'd probably look even better if you too your glasses off!"

Maylene stepped back, "N-No. I can't!" she cried. Allen smiled a bit as his co-workers teased and played each other. He wafted over to Ciel and Sebastian. Sebastian still in his butler uniform and Ciel simply in his normal clothing in a comfy beach chair.

"Are you not going to swim, young master?" Allen asked the boy. Ciel did not reply but turned the page of the book he was reading. Allen smirked, "I see. Of course, you are-"

Ciel interrupted him, "If you're still able to swim here in this season, it may yet have some merit as a resort."

"Are you truly thinking of making this place a resort?" the white-haired teen asked.

"Of course!" Ciel snorted. He glanced up to Allen, "Tell me, have you been able to find Timcampy?"

Allen dropped his head, "No...he's disappeared again. I mean he's done this before for long periods of time but I always know where he might be going..." Ciel smirked and waved him off.

Sebastian then changed the subject, "What of the Devil Dog?"

"You've noticed as well, right?" Ciel nodded. "The truth behind that 'Devil Dog'?" He looked up to his butlers, "Lend me your ears a moment."

"Miss Angela!" Finnie waved to the maid who was sitting on the shore fully clothes with Tanaka.

After whispering to his butlers, they both smirked as said, "Yes, My Lord. Immediately."

"You're quite eager, Sebastian." Ciel commented. 'Don't you hate dogs?"

"Yes, I do." Sebastian replied. "That is why I want to get this over with as quickly as possible before it degenerates into the worst possible situation."

Allen followed after Sebastian like a puppy. "Can't we take a break at the house so I may get changed?" Allen asked.

"Why?" Sebastian asked smirking charmingly. "You look so cute in your little swim outfit." Allen blushed madly.

They did make a stop at the mansion so Allen could change.

It was too much for Finnie. He saw flashed of those doctors, those monster who experimented on him. This situation was bad. A dog was attacked, the same dog the mauled man once had the other day. It seemed to have something in its teeth and refused to let go. Henry had released the dogs on the chained pooch when he refused to let go of the thing it was chewing on. Beaten, and mauled, Finnie had made an outburst, saying to be wrong.

Finnie and dashed forward and grabbed a post with his herculean strength knocking the attacking dogs away. An old woman screamed and nearly fainted.

Ciel and his servants rushed to the gardener's side.

"You got in the way..." Villagers growled weapons in hand. "In the way of righteous punishment! More bad dogs! They're bad dogs! Bad dogs!" they neared the Phantomhive party, "Punishment for the bad dogs! Punishment for the bad dogs!" they chanted.

Ciel firstly was chained to the stone wall that the dog was chained to. Henry sneered, "Hmph. You're getting what you deserve, pug." The four servants were tied to a post, struggling to get free.

"Master, I'm pleading with you," Angela spoke up, "please forgive them!"

Henry sneered, "That's true. This Pomeranian is, even only temporarily, one of those serving Her Majesty. Depending on he has to say, I may be able to let him go. Tell Her Majesty to withdraw and never consider this village again."

"You'd go that far in order to protect your miniature kingdom?" Ciel scoffed. "It seems like the expression "furious charge" was invented for you."

"Then, know what happens to those who disobey me! Do it!" Henry ordered, signaling the men to release hounds on him. But the dogs were kicked back by someone. Sebastian and Allen had appeared, kicking back the dogs.

"You're late, both of you," Ciel said.

"Please forgive us," Sebastian said pulling his glove a bit. "my lord." Ciel clucked his tongue and looked proud.

"Are you trying to get in my way, you Garms? " Henry growled a new batch of hound in front of him."What are you doing? Go and bite them both to death!"The dogs growled menacingly.

Sebastian glowered down at the dogs, "What a loud and barbaric sound they make. This is why I hate dogs." His eyes glowed bright briefly, spooking the dogs. They whined, hiding and laying on their bellies, to avoid any contact with him.

"Wh-What?" Henry said completely shocked.

"The farce ends here, Barrymore." Allen said.

"Listen, you village mongrels!" Ciel called out to the villagers. "There is no such thing as a Devil Dog! The only thing here is an old man who was bitten by the delusion of authority. "

"Wh-What proof do you have of this?"

"This." Sebastian said going over to the dog he killed with a kick. He removed its skull showing it. "The shape of the teeth match the marks on James." The villagers gasped the evident. "Please bear witness." He pointed behind, the villagers turned and gasped. A large dog-shaped shadow was being shown on lighten cloud. "This is the real truth behind the "Devil Dog"."

"The shadow of the Devil Dog was just a simple projection." Allen said who showed the projector from behind. Timcampy whizzed from the wood and sat on Allen's head. "Timcampy! Where have you been?" the golden golem opened its mouth, a projection of records he recorded was shown of Henry's ploy.

Sebastian smirked and continued to explain, "Nothing more than child's play. They shining thing in the night was pure phosphorous. He just poured the power on an ordinary dog." Sebastian showed a vial of a glowing glittery powder.

Timcampy closed once the images were done. "The Devil Dog was an illusion choreographed by one person." Ciel said. "And that person was you, Henry Barrymore!"

"Wh-where the proof of that? For all we know those images may be faked." Ciel smirked and nodded to Allen. Allen nodded and kneeled beside to the dying dog of James. "Please hand it over." He asked the dog. "Your job is done now." He removed the item from the dog's jaws, then the pooch closed its eyes.

"This is a high-quality fabric," Allen said examining the cloth. He smirked a bit, "Why do you suppose this dog refused to let of it until the end? The reason is this." He showed the cloth, dark green with a plaid pattern on it.

"Th-That's…" Henry bit back.

"Correct. While trying to protect James, it bit your leg and this tore off. It is a piece of your trousers. " Henry gulped and tried to run away. But was blocked by the villagers.

They surrounded him, obviously pissed that they were tricked this entire time. "So, you're the one who killed James!" they rabble. "There was no Devil Dog? You fooled us all!"

"Give it up! You're finished!" Ciel shouted. Henry's trouser leg was lifted, showing the exact bite mark. "You killed James!" the villagers chanted. The mob lifted him up, chanting that he killed James. Carrying him all the way back into town. Henry have a great howl in fear, which sounded much a dog's.

Ciel's chains were removed, he was no freed. Timcampy flew to the Phantomhive's head. "Good work Timcampy, an extra piece of cake when we return." Timcampy was riveted at such a reward. The other servants were talking amongst themselves on the events taken place.

Finnie walked over to the gone dog. Petting its bloodied fur, "You're incredible. Trying to protect your master until the end…" he stared at the dead dog. He embraced it crying, "You tried so hard! So hard!" tears rolling down his cheeks.

Allen fought back tears, remembering his own dog he had when he was a boy. Biting his lip, "Why.." he murmured. Sebastian glowered down at the sight of Finnie and the dog, pressing Allen to his chest, stroking his hair while all attention was on Finnie. Allen didn't even blush. "This is why I hate dogs." It soon began to rain, rain as Allen began to feel water going down his cheeks.

The party returned soon the manor and rain was really coming down now. "With that, the case is at an end." Ciel said softly staring out the window. Timcampy sat on his shoulder, grinning slightly. Behind them Allen and Sebastian were preparing for Ciel's bedtime. "We'll leave the village as soon as the rain lets up."

"Yes."

Allen glanced out of the window slightly, grey eyes widening slightly. That shadow of a person, looked so familiar. The one from before? He shook his head when the lighting stroke, the shadow has disappeared. "Uh...I need more sleep…" he said. He swore he could hear the screaming of Lord Henry Barrymore who being kept in the dungeons of the manor

But instead he heard the screaming of Maylene. Allen immediately took off before Sebastian or Ciel could notice. He saw Maylene sitting on the floor, trembling. Bard, Tanaka, and Finnie with her. "Maylene what is it?" he asked urgently. With a shaking hand she pointed to Henry's cage.

Allen's eyes widen in shock. Blood was splattered on the floor, a large hole was made in the back stone walls.

Lord Henry Barrymore was gone, but his body was found where all the bad dogs were usually taken to, without an arm and leg.

And done! Finally got in the Houndsworth arc. I'm pleased with myself…yet not. I kind of thought it would be cute and funny to see Allen in those little Victorian swimsuits posing for Sebastian. Come one, you guys didn't get a funny mental picture right? Anyway…Allen's a Maltese and Ciel's a Chihuahua and Sebby's a Doberman! Ok…just had to get that in/ And if any of you question if Allen ever had a dog, when he was young during the more detailed flashback of young Allen and Mana's circus life, Allen did have a little dog. He died and some point and during the burial Allen had he cried, and clown papa Mana comforted him and gave him sagely advice. Next up is PluPlu making an appearance!

But since you guys have been so kind…I'm going to give you guys a snippet of a sexy one-shot I'm planning on doing next…

It was a constant fight for the hot water for the baths in the Phantomhive manor. The servants would bicker and fight, even race to get that tub filled with nice hot water for a nice well-deserved hot bath. Last time it was Maylene who got that nice bath, before that was Bardroy who took a 2 hour hot bath, and before that Finnie took a nice hot splashy bubble bath, and before those days Tanaka took those hot baths for his calm little self.

But today, it was Allen's turn at last to take a nice relaxing bath with hot water. And boy, did it feel good and well-deserved. After weeks of toiling with chores and the criminals who wish to kidnap Ciel Phantomhive, Allen finally got a little piece of heaven in soak in. Hot water was a rarity to come by for the servants, since most of it went to the young master's baths.

"Today must be my lucky day," Allen sighed walking out of the washroom, clean and relax. He only wore his undergarments and a long dress to cover up since there was a lady in the manor who could easily see him and have a nosebleed. While he was walking down the halls, he saw Sebastian coming out of a room, rushing off to the young master's room direction. Allen tilted his head, he never saw that room before, and it was not the study or the kitchen or the young master room where he was off to.

Allen had curiosity get the better of him. He noticed the door was left slightly ajar, so he opened it. Allen took in a bit of air. A bedroom. It was an empty bedroom. Not just any bedroom, Allen put two and two together. It was Sebastian's bedroom.

Now the young ex-exorcist didn't know if a real demon slept or not, or this was just a ruse for the human servants to think that the demon butler slept like any other human, but Allen was on cloud-nine once again. He scanned the room, it was plain and bit bleak, due to the black colors it had. Little knick-knacks and photos of random cats and kitten decorated the room. 'Ugh…he really is a neko-baka…' Allen shuddered.

Then he saw it.

Sebastian's bed.

Bed.

The place where Sebastian would lay in the feign sleep.

He'd laid in the there, and do activities if he did not have any work after bedtime.

What kind of activities?

Allen couldn't resist no longer. He crawled in the neatly made bed, only to see one side was neatly made. The other side wasn't so neat, so taking the opportunity the white-haired butler he wiggled into the covers. He blushed madly, it was still warm. He pressed the sheets and blanket to his nose and inhaled. Sebastian's scent was the most wonderful smell in all the world.

Allen couldn't believe what he was doing. This could be one of the most disturbing actions he has ever done in his lifetime. He hid his head under the sheets and covers, hiding his shame. His eyes widened when he heard footsteps at the door. 'Please don't be him please don't be him please don't be him…' he chanted inside his head.

"Well then…" Allen heard his deep silky voice, "…What do we have here?"

Ohohohoho… I wonder what will be the outcome? Hehehe keep imagining while I finish this one-shot. Ciao all, I'll see you in the next story/chapter.

*rides away on magical unicorn on Boy Love*