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"Hey, America. Want both of us to get drunk and then have sex all night long?" Prussia asked causally and all of the States just glared at him for they didn't want to stress out America. Personally they were trying to be on their best behavior and it was only because by doing so maybe America would say what had happened last night with Russia, but Prussia was making it pretty damn difficult by asking such things. America sighed heavily and he did not want to deal with all of this in the morning.
"You really must have a death wish." America commented lightly and he walked closer to Prussia his lips curled in a forced smile. "Asking such things in front of my kids and being such an ass."
"I'm too awesome to die." Prussia stated calmly and he grinned at America.
"Oh, You really think so Pur-Baby." America said sweetly and he blinked his eye lashes innocently.
"Don't call me that." Prussia snapped and he was annoyed by that nickname.
"Then don't ever ask me such a question in front of my children." America stated firmly and then turned to his gapping States. "Please go upstairs and I will deal with Prussia."
The States left silently and did not dare to question America for they really wanted to know what had happened last night. America turned to Prussia and then grabbed him by the shirt.
"You really should watch that dirty little mouth of yours Pur-Baby." America told Prussia and then kissed him fully on the lips making sure to make Prussia's lips bleed. America pulled away and then pushed Prussia away roughly.
"Shit that really fucking hurt, but it felt great." Prussia muttered and he licked his lips that were bleeding. "You even made my tongue bleed."
"The answer to your question is Hell No and now get out of my home. Next time you ask something like that in front of my little States. I will kick your ass and humilate you throughly. Got it?" America said coldly and then he easily tossed Prussia out of his house. He counted to ten and then started on his way upstairs to go collect his States.
"Maybe since we were good that America will tell us what happened last night." Connecticut muttered quietly and the other States nodded in agreement. "We could always kick Prussia's ass later after Ma tells us about what had happened last night."
"I'll beat that damn Prussia to a bloody pulp next time I see him." New York and New Jersey muttered darkly.
1. Delaware 17
2. Pennsylvania 17
3. New Jersey 17
4. Georgia 17
5. Connecticut 16
6. Massachusetts 16
7. Maryland 16
8. South Carolina 16
9. New Hampshire 16
10. Virginia 16
11. New York 16
12. North Carolina 16
13. Rhode Island 16
34. Kansas 15
49. Alaska 13
Decided to make it easy and have all thirteen original colonies being male. Also all of them being 5'5.