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America hummed cheerfully and he finally reached England.
"What is wrong?" England asked in a worried voice and then he looked at America with sharp eyes.
"Nothing Iggy." America replied simply and then looked away.
"America." England stated firmly and he looked at America with stern eyes.
"Italy was in my kitchen cooking pasta naked, Germany and I kissed, and Prussia was a jackass for bringing up a certain subject in front of my kids. It was a happy surprised that they did not try to attack Germany or Prussia." America told England and watched as England just shook his head.
"Sounds quite eventful." England said bluntly and he mentally had a feeling those hellions were up to something, but didn't care for they were more than likely plotting against Prussia and he felt no pity towards that idiotic Prussia.
"Yep and I got back at Prussia by giving him a violent kiss." America stated cheerfully and then looked at England with wide eyes.
"You do realize that Prussia likes pain." England stated flatly and he sighed heavily.
"You have it a bit mixed up, England. Germany loves pain and he is too kinky to be tortured." America commented lightly and then he smiled happily at England.
"America. Prussia and Germany like pain." England said slowly and firmly to America.
"Oh. Oh well, I think he got the message." America replied carelessly and then he grinned at England.
"What crazy idea are you having now." England stated calmly and he glared slightly at America.
"Well, I feel this sudden urge to do something incredibly insane." America commented lightly and then whistled innocently.
"Tell me now before you do anything stupid." England told America firmly and his arms were crossed.
"I'm planning on visiting Poland and—" America said innocently, but then he was cut off by England.
"Why?" England asked calmly and he knew that more than likely will not want to know the answer, but asked the question anyway.
"Go shopping with him to pick out some girlish outfits—" America went on and completely ignored England's question.
"Oh dear god." England muttered to himself in horror and then sighed heavily.
"So that I can be in disguise and see if anyone can recognize me." America finished cheerfully and then he smiled brightly at England.
"America, You just came here to tell me that." England stated flatly and then rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"Yep and about my morning. See you later. I'm heading off to Poland and good luck England." America told England and then he grinned at the grimacing England.
"No America. Hell no I don't want to watch them." England snapped angrily and his right eye was twitching.
"Come on, Iggy." America whined and he looked at him with wide eyes.
"No." England stated firmly and he looked away, but then America was suddenly so close.
"Please." America said in a pleading voice and his lips were so close that England felt the soft breathing. England blushed and he really could not say no to America.
"Damn it all, Fine. I'll watch them tonight, but it will have to wait until I'm done which won't be until dark." England snapped and his cheeks were burning red from having America so close, but yet so far away.
"Thanks, England. They will be fine on their own until dark." America told him happily and he backed away from England. America handed him a letter and then ran off. England sighed heavily and then swore heavily when he read the letter.
'Iggy,
I will be back in two days. Good Luck and best of wishes to you. Heh, Your such a total softie. France thinks that you are a punk, but I believe France is just lying and I'm not silly enough to believe him.
America'
1. Delaware 17
2. Pennsylvania 17
3. New Jersey 17
4. Georgia 17
5. Connecticut 16
6. Massachusetts 16
7. Maryland 16
8. South Carolina 16
9. New Hampshire 16
10. Virginia 16
11. New York 16
12. North Carolina 16
13. Rhode Island 16
34. Kansas 15
49. Alaska 13
Decided to make it easy and have all thirteen original colonies being male. Also all of them being 5'5.