The Original Thirteen

by waterrain

America breaks the news of England having to stay until the Oil Spill is all cleaned up and all of the Original Thirteen are unhappy about England staying. America tries his best to keep it peaceful, but his states refuse and Alaska was called up.

31. I won't Feel Sorry For You

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Prussia smirked at Germany and he does enjoy teasing West.

"I kissed and had several hot as hell make out sessions with America before you even knew he existed." Prussia boasted proudly and he smirked at him.

"Bruder." Germany stated flatly and he looked at Prussia with blank eyes.

"I made out with him countless times in the past." Prussia went on and then snickered. "Man, good times."

"You really shouldn't speak like that." Germany said to him in a warning voice and he was starting to get annoyed.

"I have a feeling that America will one day agree to have my five met—" Prussia started to say loudly, but he was cut off by Germany.

"Bruder, If you keep on speaking like that about America." Germany snapped angrily and his arms were crossed.

"Fine, Kill Joy." Prussia muttered sulkily and then he sighed heavily to himself.

"I will not take pity on you if America decides to cut off your five meters." Germany commented firmly and he glared at Prussia in sheer annoyance.

"Shut up, West. He'll want it inside of him and I can wait for that day or night. I'll go there tonight and ask him. I'm positive he will say Hell Yeah and let me have my way with his beautiful willing body." Prussia snapped and then crossed his arms in a sulking manner. Germany frowned and then tossed Prussia out of his house.

"Bruder, I won't feel sorry you when you come back injured or without your pride and joy." Germany stated sternly and then slammed the front door shut along with locking all of the seven locks.

"Shesh, West. You really are a kill Joy." Prussia muttered to himself and then looked up to see the stars shining. "I'll prove West wrong and then tell him all the details."

1. Delaware 17

2. Pennsylvania 17

3. New Jersey 17

4. Georgia 17

5. Connecticut 16

6. Massachusetts 16

7. Maryland 16

8. South Carolina 16

9. New Hampshire 16

10. Virginia 16

11. New York 16

12. North Carolina 16

13. Rhode Island 16

34. Kansas 15

49. Alaska 13

Decided to make it easy and have all thirteen original colonies being male. Also all of them being 5'5.