Since Wade is about to come back in the WWE TV shows, I guess some of you will quickly need the operating manual again! ;)
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SOMETHING ABOUT WADE
Chapter 10 – Reproduction
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Wade isn't exactly known as the romantic type of person. It's not that he doesn't like romance. It's because whenever he has to speak to a woman, it is reported it usually starts with an awkward and demotivational "... uh... heeeyy... yoooouu...".
His teammates were wondering how he would ever reproduce, until Justin Gabriel suggested mitosis. He said he believed that one day Wade would drink so much Stella Artois at once, that – like an amoeba - he would swollen, and then suddenly split into two Wades.
Since then, Heath hides every pack of Stella whenever he shares a room with Wade.
Justin's idea gave him nightmares for weeks.
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"Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do." – Magic, the Gathering