Welcome back everyone. Something cut from this chapter was McFist calling just as Niall turned to the camera away from him, telling Niall not to adjust the camera. Enjoy and review.

Heidi's Gossip Report

Niall walked to the room where Heidi was doing her gossip report. He had never been much of one for gossip, of course that was related to his problem with speaking to people.

Heidi had never talked down to Niall. She had never made any cruel jokes about his problem with speaking to people. She was genuinely nice to him, like how Howard was genuinely a jerk to him.

Randy had sometimes been a jerk to Niall but not often. Usually it had something to do Niall getting the fastest computer in the computer lab. Howard was always a jerk to Niall. Why? He just found Niall's problem funny. The biggest jerk towards Niall however was, unsurprisingly, Bash Johnson. But then again it was Bash so it was a requirement. Those three people were the only ones who were jerks towards Niall: Randy because Niall was always quick to get the best computer in the lab, Howard because he found Niall's problem to be funny and Bash because he was Bash.

Ken was something completely different.

Niall knocked on the door. He wasn't like Howard he wasn't just going to go in an interrupt Heidi's report.

"Come on in!" He walked in and waved at Heidi. "Hi, Niall, got something to… share?" Good save. Niall nodded and Heidi handed him a notepad and pen. He wrote down on it and handed it back to Heidi. "There are killer chimps in Norrisville? Who said?" Niall took back the notepad and wrote the name of the informant down. "Ken? Where did he get this information?" Niall just shrugged. "Stay here, I'll go question Ken… Or just bring him here to so I can question him for all the school to see." And with that Heidi exited.

Everyone who had been watching had their eyes on Niall. He then looked at the camera and saw it directed at him. He swallowed nervously and turned the camera to look at the chair Heidi had been sitting in. There were a few less eyes on him now!

Still the people outside of the room were looking at Niall. Didn't they have anything better to do?

He swallowed nervously. Were they all expecting him to speak? Everyone knew he had trouble talking to people. Niall just did some jazz hands. He then walked towards the door only for Heidi and Ken to walk in.

Niall was not going anywhere.

"I saw it on the Norrisville zoo website, Heidi, their McFace page too!" Ken then noticed Niall. He looked at Niall for a few seconds and then looked at Heidi. "You can't expect me to believe he told you!" Heidi just held up the notepad. "Ah Finnwich!"

"Watch your language, Ken, we're on the air."

"Fine but you can't say 'What the juice.'"

Heidi glared at Ken. The two weren't dating or anything so they weren't really a couple but they had their moments when it did seem like they were one strange couple. "Okay… So, what just go you so excited about killer chimps? There are plenty of things in Norrisville to get excited about. Why killer chimps?"

"Heidi! They're killer chimps! You only hear about this sort of thing in Florida! We're in the state of New York, we're so lucky to have these! I've always wanted to see somebody have their arm ripped off by a chimp only for it to beat them to death with their own arm!"

And then Niall fainted.