Welcome back everyone. Get ready for a long chapter because I spent the whole day, all of October 31st writing this one! I am very much aware chimps don't have silver fur but its just to make them look more unnatural. This would have been longer if not for all of my breaks. Enjoy.

When Chimps Attack!

Theresa led Niall to her house by the hand. How Niall hated this! Sure, he had a crush on her but Niall couldn't help but feel like Theresa was treating him like a child. Why? Was it because of his height? It had to be his height! Being shorter than Howard was certainly a problem but with Theresa leading him by the hand as if he was a little kid only made this problem worse!

Niall rolled his eyes. This couldn't get any worse.

And then Niall heard the sounds of chimps. Apparently it could.

"You know, Niall, you're good to talk to because you won't make any snarky remarks but you're not much help when it comes to advice." Niall agreed completely with Theresa but right now he was just frozen in his tracks as he saw the chimps come out of the nearby woods. They had their eyes on him and Theresa. It was a bad time to be the only people on the sidewalk. Theresa hadn't even noticed! She just kept walking while dragging Niall, still frozen in his tracks! "I really like you, Niall, I feel like I can tell you anything! I mean were you even pranked by Bash? I'm telling you it was not nice being flown around school by a heli-baton!" For the record, Niall had not been pranked Bash.

"T-T-T" Niall swallowed. The most he was able to do right now was stutter. At least he had finally made some sort of sound!

Theresa didn't even notice Niall making any sound. She was however noticing he wasn't picking up his feet. She turned to look at him and then saw the chimps! Silver furred, white eyed, droopy-eared brutes! All of them! Theresa looked at her baton and then looked at the many brutes coming out of the woods. "I'm going to need more batons."

Randy walked along through the woods. The way he saw it there was no need to put the Ninja mask on until he actually found the chimps. All he had to do was find them, put the mask on and then beat the juice out of them! He just wished Howard had come with him he could really use someone to talk to.

The fact that Ken wanted to sacrifice Niall to those chimps was appalling! Sure there had been some pretty bad things done before that, not all of them by Ken, but that was going pretty far!

Now, Randy was aware that the Ninja's jurisdiction was monsters and robots but he was sure that killer chimps qualified as some kind of monster. Chimps were strong and very aggressive creatures that could easily rip off someone's arm and beat them to death with it. Or if that someone were lucky the chimp would merely rip at their face.

Charming.

Of course, chimps could be as gentle as gorillas but there were more unpredictable and had a temper problem twice as bad as a gorilla's. Most of the time they could be gentle but along with hippos and swans, chimps were more dangerous than most people thought. Most of the time a chimp was more likely to be violent than gentle.

Randy was seriously hoping that the chimps would be in a gentle mood.

Chimps were also known to go mad with a bloodlust and make a bid for power whenever there was a leadership change in their troop.

Randy was seriously hoping for that too! Have the chimps' fight each other, maybe even bring down their numbers.

"I must be crazy but as the Ninja someone's gotta do it!"

Heidi had that hat with the camera on. No better choice when looking for killer chimps… Although one could probably think of something better. If that someone was out there then Heidi hadn't met him yet.

She couldn't believe Ken. Wanting to sacrifice Niall! Niall. The nice guy who never spoke but was always the victim of some sort of joke about him never talking! Ken was crossing some sort of moral line! She knew he was.

There was some attraction between the two. It was the cliché ugly guy and pretty girl routine. They had kissed a few times, flirted a few other times but Heidi wasn't sure about it.

Ken was really stretching just how much a girl would want to have a relationship with him. Heidi was not yet in a relationship with him but with Ken wanting to throw Niall to some cannibalistic primates she wasn't sure she wanted to be.

"When this is all over I'm going to talk the juice out of Ken!"

It was a Monday and Ken was entitled to be evil on a Monday. Ninety percent of the week he was a good person it was only Monday where he decided to be evil.

On the trail of Niall, Ken had found out from very reliable witnesses that Theresa had taken Niall away after she had told Ken that Niall had gone in a specific direction.

Theresa had tricked him. How? How did that happen? Nobody tricked Ken Finlayson! It was impossible! Yet Theresa Fowler had tricked him so easily. Clearly, this was some sort of karmic punishment for Ken having hit Theresa… besides having been stanked.

As Ken walked to Theresa's house he saw fifty chimps in front of an old house. If those weren't the killer chimps, Ken wasn't sure what was! And no doubt in that old, abandoned house was Theresa and Niall!

Providence was sweet!

Slowly he crept, step by step! The chimps were all preoccupied with getting into the house so they wouldn't notice the disfigured 11th grader. Since the cannibalistic brutes were focused on the front and sides of the house, Ken would go in from the back. It was that simple! They would never even notice him!

This worked for the most part. As Ken climbed in through an empty window, he let out a cry of shock as he nearly fell. This alerted the chimps to his presence and quickly ten of the chimps came to the back of the old, abandoned house.

A large brute with a broken nose grabbed Ken by the leg and tried to pull him down from the window. Thankfully, Ken got out of the chimp's grip and got into the house and started barricading the window, which Niall and Theresa were also doing to the front and the sides of the house.

When he was finished, Ken put his hand on his head to find he had lost his bowler hat. "Oh, no!" He moved a bit of the barricade and looked out the window. The chimp with the broken nose, the one that grabbed Ken, had his bower! It then ripped the bowler to shreds! "Hey, you owe me a new bowler, monster!" The chimp with the broken nose looked Ken straight in the eye. "Oh carp!" The broken nosed chimp jumped for the opening only for Ken to once more close the barricade!

Ken let out a sigh of relief. That was too close.

Clucking came to Ken's ears. Why was Ken hearing clucking?

He turned his head and looked down at a chicken.

There was a chicken in the house. Why was there a chicken in the house?