Killer Chimps in Norrisville

by Jet556

Featuring Ken Finalyson and introducing Niall Warburton. When killer chimps escape from Norrisville zoo into a nearby forest Randy goes after them as the Ninja, Heidi goes out to catch them on video and Ken (our human villain, ladies and gentlemen) intends to sacrifice Niall Warbuton, a 9th grader who has trouble speaking to people, to the chimps! Horror and hijinks ensues!

9. Self Preservation is the Key

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Self Preservation is the Key

Ken was untied from the chair and upon being untied he jumped up, danced a jig and gave out a yell of delight. He gave Theresa a hug, he gave Heidi a hug and then he walked over to Niall and gave him a hug so hard that he let out a sound that sounded like a cat being hugged too hard.

Unfortunately, no one noticed.

Ken then walked over to Heidi and kissed her full on the mouth. He then did the same to a very surprised Theresa. This resulted in Niall shaking his head telling Ken not to kiss him.

"Just something I picked up when my family was living in Europe."

"I thought it felt French. " commented Theresa.

"I can't help it! I'm just so happy! I'm not the person with the worst middle name now!" Ken's cause for happiness did not impress anyone! Niall just looked down filled with his usual silent sorrow. Upon seeing this, Ken coughed a bit. "Uh, I mean… I'm so sorry about your middle name, Niall."

Niall was not convinced. Neither were Heidi or Theresa.

The time for being unconvinced was put to an end as the chimps came breaking into the house! The four kids retreated up stairs, followed by the bloodthirsty beasts!

Immediately they began to barricade the top of the stairs! Well, Heidi and Ken were barricading the top of the stairs. Theresa and Heidi were busy throwing stuff at the chimps!

"Ken!" Heidi glanced at Ken as he was starting tire. "This is all your fault!"

The deformed 16th grader nodded in agreement. "Yes!" He sat down in a chain he was supposed to be using to barricade the top of the stairs. "My fault entirely!"

A hooting noise was heard as a chimp climbed onto the barricade! Within a heartbeat, Ken got out of the chair and threw it at the chimp, knocking it off of the barricade and down into it's fellows!

With a crazed look in his eyes, Ken ran to Niall and picked him up off the ground and yelled "Self preservation is the key!" And with that he tossed Niall down into the bloodthirsty horde of cannibalistic simians!

Heidi and Theresa both stared in horror. Had Ken really done that? He couldn't have! But he had! Ken had just thrown Niall to the killer chimps!