Yusuki: Disclaimers please!
Kazemaru: Inazuma Eleven doesn't belong to Author-kun!
Yusuki: Thank you! Let's get this show runnin'!
Yusuki: Welcome back guys!
Kazemaru: Not to be rude but…Where the hell are we?
Endou: It smells like rotten eggs in here! *covers his nose*
Author-kun: That hurts! T_T My house isn't that stinky…
Yusuki: Author-kun! *hugs Author-kun*
Author-kun: Yusuki-chaaaan! *hugs back*
*moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe*
In11 cast: *sweatdrop*
Author-kun: Before we start the dares, I have a VERY special dare prepared!
In11 cast: What is it?
Author-kun: *looks around* Where's Sakuma and Fudou?
Fubuki: *points* There…
Fudou: *hugs Kidou's arm* He's mine!
Sakuma: *hugs other arm* No mine!
Kidou: Oh geez…
Author-kun: Ohohoho! I dare Fudou, Sakuma and Yusuki to act like babies and ask for penguin plushies!
Fudou, Sakuma and Yusuki: Whaaaaaat?
Author-kun: *gets diapers* With full gear. No shorts *smiles*
Yusuki: Fine! *grabs diapers and heads for the bathroom with Fudou and Sakuma following* But I'm only doing this cuz I was dared to!
Author-kun: I'm gonna take lots of pictures!
Gouenji: To think…Yusuki without her shorts…
Boys: *nosebleed* Oh my god…
Author-kun: *sweatdrops* Perverts…
Yusuki, Fudou, Sakuma: *comes back*
Everyone except Fudou, Sakuma and Yusuki: Oh holy!
Yusuki: *blushes* You guys should stop staring…
Author-kun: Now act like babies!
Fudou: Hawuna nee-chan? My pengwuin pwease?
Haruna: Aw! Here you go Fudou! *gives penguin plushie*
Sakuma: *gets Fudou's penguin* Mine!
Fudou: WAAAAAAH!
Haruna: E-eto…Fudou-kun…
Kidou: Fudou! Shut up-
Yusuki: *tugs on Kidou's cape* Kidou nii-san? Can I hawe my pengwuin pweety pwease? *puppy dog eyes*
Kidou: O-oh s-s-sure…*gives plushie*
Yusuki: Awigatou!
Author-kun: Oh my god! Adorable! *takes lots of pictures* Oh and Yusuki, your diaper's coming off…
Yusuki: Oh (beep)! I'm not wearing any underwear!
Everyone: …..
Kidou: *passes out cuz of nosebleed*
Yusuki: I shouldn't have said that out loud huh?
Author-kun: You think? Don't worry Dare's over….
Fudou and Sakuma: *runs to the bathroom*
Yusuki: Thank goodness! *takes diaper off then throws it out the window*
Random guy: Oh Jesus! My eye!
All boys: Oh my freakin god…*epic nosebleeds!*
Author-kun: You're wearing underwear!
Yusuki: Yes. Yes I am *grins* And now for the dares! This list is from FarahXMidori
1.I dare Burn and Gazelle to go on a romantic date together.
2.I dare Kazemaru to dress up in maid costume
3.I dare Midorikawa to kiss Hiroto
4.I dare Hiroto to eat 10000 pancakes that Fuyuka made.
5.I dare Tsunami to do a bungee jump
Yusuki: Okay! Tulip-san, Gazel-san! You guys are going on a date!
Burn: Don't call me Tulip-san okay!
Yusuki: Tulip-kun?
Burn: No!
Author-kun: Tulip-chan?
Burn: No!
Author-kun and Yusuki: Tulip-hime?
Burn: Oh I give up…Let's go Gazel…
Gazel: Roger!
Yusuki: Who's roger! Are you cheating on Burn?
Burn and Gazel: *sweatdrop*
Author-kun: Okay okay! You guys shoo and have fun on your date!
Burn and Gazel: It's a dare! *slams the door*
Author-kun: Bwahahaha! My favorite one of all the dares right now! Kazemaru-kuuuuuun!
Kazemaru: I'm not a cross dresser okay!
Yusuki: Too bad! Lots of people think you're a cross dresser! *shoves maid costume to him* Change!
Kazemaru: F-fine! *goes to the bathroom*
Endou: *whispers to Author-kun* You going to take pictures?
Author-kun: Yup!
Endou: Mind giving me a copy? *grins*
Kazemaru: I heard that Endou!
Endou: *nervous laugh* Ehehehe…
Kazemaru: *comes out* T-this is so embarrassing! The skirt is way too short!
Author-kun: *takes lots of pictures* But it's so cute!
Kazemaru: This is wrong! I'm a boy for crying out loud!
Author-kun: Fine fine! You can go change now!
Kazemaru: yess! *runs to the bathroom to change*
Yusuki: Okie dokes! Midorikawa-kun! Your dare! NOW!
Hiroto: *blushes* Um uh…
Midorikawa: *blushes more* Bwah….
Everyone: Kiss kiss kiss!
Midorikawa: *kisses Hiroto* There!
Hiroto: *blushes most* W-wowww…
Author-kun: Fuyuka! Are you ready with the 10000 pancakes?
Fuyuka: Yup!
Yusuki: *shoves Hiroto into the pancakes* Bon appetite!
Hiroto: *starts shoving pancakes down his mouth*
Kazemaru: *comes out of the bathroom* You know Author-kun, you really need to get a maid…
Author-kun: Do I look like I have a job to afford that? Or maybe YOU should be the maid! *evil grin*
Kazemaru: …..Touche.
Author-kun: Tsunami! Bungee jumping time!
Tsunami: Wait!
Author-kun: Then off you go! *pushes Tsunami from a cliff*
Tsunami AAAAAAAAHHHHH! *screams like a girl*
Tachimukai: …..You didn't fasten him to any safety ropes….
Everyone: …
Author-kun: Woops….Oh right! Yusuki!
Yusuki: What?
Author-kun: Kiss Kidou!
Yusuki: Why the devil will I do that?
Author-kun: Just do it! *pushes Yusuki to Kidou*
Yusuki: W-w-wait! Why am I going to kiss him!
Author-kun: Cuz everything I say goes!
Yusuki: ….(beep)
Kidou: *blushes* Um uh…
Author-kun: *looks at the two of them* Just kiss….
Kidou: *kisses Yusuki*
Author-kun: *takes pictures* Waaaah! So (beep)ing cute!
Fudou and Sakuma: *dark aura appears* Yusuki!
Yusuki: *blushes* Oh so that's why… *gets hit by penguin*
Author-kun: Man! I never get tired of that! See you guys in the next chapters!