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The Fox, The Raven, and The Cat raise hell

chapter 3 - hell in the academy

konoha hokage tower, 5 years later

"hey there hokage! guess who's back!" rikou said dropping in through the ceiling without breaking it as naruto bounded in from the open window has hinata dropped in through the air vent.

"hmph, you three never cease to find new ways to break into my office, do you just go home and think of ways to mess with my head?" the third hokage asked.

"nah, you're just easy to confuse." hinata said smiling.

"heh, you're right, I should expect no less from the three number one jokers in all of konoha. speaking of, it's illegal to prank the hokage, the hokage faces are still rainbow colored, what brings you to my office?" the third asked as they each sat down.

"well, as much as we want to hit you with some paint-filled balloons, we have a request that we don't want you peeved for." naruto said with a fox-like grin.

"we'd like to start taking classes at the ninja academy." hinata said politely still smiling.

"well, how can I resist my favorite pranksters?" the third said with a smug grin.

"thanks old man!" rikou said smiling as he, naruto, and hinata began making their way back to their favorite rest area, the hyuuga estates.

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hallway at the hyuuga estates

"hey mr. hyuuga! hope you're not still sore about the little shampoo fiasco last year!" rikou said with a huge grin as hiashi hyuuga walked past them in the hallway.

"well, I can hardly stay mad at someone who saved my daughter from being kidnapped." hiashi said with a warm smile.

"hey, y'all are just lucky we were all hyped on orange soda that one time we slept over." rikou said with a grin.

"yeah, remember the look on his face when we let out some youki? priceless." naruto said making the other two grin showing they remembered as well.

"that's another thing I have to thank you for, konoha gained 200 million ryo just to keep you three away from them, and thanks to that jutsu of naruto's, you guys can go there anyway, very well done." hiashi said continuing down the hallway.

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hinata's room

"well, you're dad seems alot nicer than last year." naruto said sitting down on one of her chairs.

"yep, mostly because he's really warmed up to you guys, unfortunately, the council is still pissed that you destroyed the veil, I think they might even try to disown me." hinata said to her best friends.

"y'know, I think things might be better if they did, I mean, you could come hunting with us every month without being judged, I know that nibi's been buggin' the shit outta you to get out there and start huntin' down some meat." naruto said to hinata making her shrug.

"actually, I hope they do disown me, it would make life one hell of a lot more fun than it is now." hinata said looking around her room with a bored expression on her face.

"well, why don't I use some karasu gihou and make them disown you?" rikou said with a wicked grin on his face.

"now rikou, you remember what happened last time you did that." naruto said to his friend.

" oh come on it was only, oh, let's see, 5, 10-

"it was three hundred corpses rikou," hinata said, "you're just lucky they only had a couple feathers on them as proof, or you might of had to blank out a couple hundred minds."

"fine." rikou said crossing his arms over his chest. "you guys just love these no good villagers."

"no, we just don't want to see you in chains," naruto said, "you still need to get a girlfriend man, can't afford to go to prison first, otherwise anko's the only one who'll be interested."

"dude, that's not even funny," rikou said shuddering at anko's name, "I swear, if I didn't have my cards on me she would've raped me for sure."

"sorry rikou, but, really, that was just too funny." hinata said giggling.

"I don't even care man, that bitch scares me." rikou said curling up into a ball, his wings encompassing him to try and calm his nerves.

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konoha ninja academy the next day

"it's him!" yelled some random fangirl "it's sasuke!" at that half the other girls there shrieked happily.

"sasuke! sasuke! is it true that you can summon eitouingu?" ino asked.

"yep, here let me show you." sasuke said biting his thumb, drawing blood. "summoning jutsu!" sasuke yelled summoning the raven empress.

"hello again sasuke, have you summoned me to fight, or talk?" the eight-winged raven asked causing the fangirls to scream excitedly, "ugh, did you summon me here to kill off your fangirls?"

"hmph, well, what do you know," rikou said walking up behind the 7-foot tall raven, "it's my predecessor."

"predecessor?" eitouingu asked turning her head, her eyes widening in shock when she saw rikou, "r-r-rikou?!"

"the one and only, care to tell me how you know me? or better yet, how I became your successor as eitouingu no karasu." rikou said calmly.

"I see, sandaime never told you, oh well, I guess I should be the one to train your karasu gihou, very well, you became my successor through blood, you are my half-human son, whom I was forced to abandon the night the kyuubi was sealed inside the yondaime's son," eitouingu explained causing rikou to do something that naruto and hinata thought to be impossible, rikou shed a tear, a tear of blood, but still, a tear.

"y-you mean to tell me, that after 9 years of killing dumbass villagers for kicks, I'm finding that my mother is under the control of an arrogant uchiha bastard?!" rikou said, crying, full of rage.

"hey! the uchiha earned this power, our clan's council retrieved the summoning scroll from itachi after they killed him!" sasuke yelled.

"like hell!" rikou yelled, "we killed itachi! if we weren't who we were he would've destroyed us, but we are rikou karasu, naruto uzumaki, and hinata hyuuga! the true saviors of the uchiha! I dropped the ravens summoning scroll while we were fighting itachi! your oh so special power came from a scroll stolen from a fucking six year old kid!" rikou yelled, fighting to keep himself from releasing his wings.

"so! this is why you mortals had our contract! no wonder! how dare you! well, if you're going to steal one of the few things given to my son, I am going to take what makes you fools so special! kiss the sharingan goodbye!" eitouingu yelled spreading her eight wing as sasuke eyes turned completely red and energy flew into her wings from his eyes, and beams of energy could be seen coming from everywhere in konoha being absorbed by eitouingu. however, eitouingu could feel one sharingan eye still had power, and she knew which one it was, and came up with an idea. "from this day forth, the sharingan is the kekkei genkai of the hatake clan!" eitouingu yelled, all of the red energy flying out to a certain jounin who will remain, kakashi, nameless.

"you-you took the sharingan!" sasuke said in astonishment.

"rikou! come with me! we are going to discuss the arrangements that must be made to allow me to stay here and fulfill my duties as your mother, bring your friends with you, the heirs of my childhood friends' power need to know that our home is always open to them." eitouingu said walking towards the nearby woods.

"heh, figures," naruto began, "we come here for educational purposes and we end up squashing the power of the clan we saved three years ago."

"just goes to show," hinata began, "school's evil."