TITLE: Does It Have To Be Pink? Chapter 17: Good Vibrations Part 1
PAIRINGS
ROMANCE: Faberry, Brittana
RATING: M
A/N: Hey look I'm back at last, took a bit of a break from this story to focus on my others but thought I'd get back into this one too. So if you missed me then I'm sorry but I'm back now with a brand new chapter yay. I know some of you wanted me to continue this story so your wish is my command.
This is kinda just filler smuttyfluffness, but it does set up the next chapter pretty much so enjoy. This is a two part chapter, I haven't written the second part yet but I wanted to post something for you guys to finally read.
Hopefully I still have people reading this story because if not I'm totally talking to myself right now haha. And if you are reading this then enjoy the first chapter of 2013 lol oh and Rocky is back yay!
Quinn and Rachel were currently lying on Rachel's bed making out. Rachel was lying on her back while Quinn was half lying on the bed and half on top of her girlfriend. Rachel's hand was resting just above Quinn's ass and her other cupping the blond's face, while Quinn had one of her hands resting on Rachel's hip.
Their make out session had been going for a good 20 minutes now and both girls were getting increasingly turned on, in fact Quinn wasn't sure how she managed to hold on so long without exploding yet. She was also pretty surprised they both still had all their clothes on, she figured after twenty minutes their shirts might have been thrown off at least. But no Quinn was still wearing some dorky sweater Rachel said made her look cute and Rachel still had her reindeer one on, which Quinn also thought made Rachel look cute but she wasn't about to admit it. No way would Santana ever let her live it down if she found out about it.
Quinn moaned softly into Rachel's mouth when she shifted her position and Rachel's leg nudged against her centre. She could already feel how wet she was and she was happy to be wearing pants because otherwise Rachel too would be feeling it right now. Though luckily for Quinn Rachel wasn't wearing pants, instead she was wearing one of her signature short skirts thank the lord Quinn thought. She may not be all that religious anymore but damn god did good that day with Miss Rachel Berry.
Quinn kept her lips attached to Rachel's as her hand that was previously rested on her girlfriend's hip began to move lower quickly reaching the brunette's skirt hem. Quinn toyed with it for a few moments before pushing her hand up the skirt to brush up and down Rachel's soft sensitive inner thigh.
Rachel couldn't help the whimper that poured from her mouth but removed her own hand from Quinn's back to pull the blond's hand out from under her skirt. She then moved both of her hands back to Quinn's face cupping her cheeks and continued the kiss.
Quinn frowned at the rejection and tried again. Her hand once again making its way up Rachel's skirt till she felt the familiar feeling of Rachel's panties and smirked when she felt the incredible heat coming from that particular spot and even a touch of dampness already forming on the material. But before she could slip her fingers under the panties her hand was once again tugged out from under her skirt.
Quinn tried one last time after all third times the charm right? Wrong! Her hand reached its destination and Quinn used her thumb to press down where she figured Rachel's clit to be and after a small buck of the brunette's hips she knew she had found it. Rachel whimpered into her mouth once more but again removed Quinn's hand from under her skirt.
Quinn huffed and pulled away from Rachel's lips. "Rach why do you keep rejecting me?" she asked slightly hurt.
"I'm not rejecting you Quinn." Rachel assured as she sat up a little once Quinn had rolled off from being on top of her.
"Yes you do. I keep putting my hand under your skirt and you keep taking it out." Quinn explained.
"Oh that. Well that's because you're assuming we are going to have sex based on the fact we were making out" Rachel replied straightening out her sweater a little.
Quinn frowned slightly. "No I figured we were gonna have sex because you called me earlier and said 'wanna come over and have a little fun' in that hot seductive voice you use" she pouted.
"Yeah and kissing is fun." Rachel assured with a shrugged.
"Well of course kissing is fun but so is touching each other with no clothes on. It's like all the fun of kissing but wetter" Quinn smiled expectantly.
"We had sex last night" Rachel stated.
"No we didn't. I went down on you and then you totally fell asleep after so I didn't get my…you know." Quinn spoke quietly.
"Aww I'm sorry baby but I have to admit you do wear me out sometimes." Rachel gave the girl a sympathetic smile before leaning in and kissing her nose.
Quinn smiled widely and her eyes gleamed with hope. "So does that mean you wanna return the favour right now?"
"Hmm I don't know I'm not really in the mood baby." Rachel said honestly.
"But we've been making out for like a half hour, how can you not be in the mood?"
Rachel shrugged. "I don't know I guess I'm just kinda bored with doing the same sort of thing." Rachel noticed the hurt look on Quinn's face when she said that so she quickly added "I mean with the same positions and stuff not you baby. I could never be bored with you, I love you, and you're amazing. It's just maybe we should try something new"
"Like what?"
"I don't know."
"But you were wet I felt it."
"Quinn I'm not saying I wasn't into you, just I wanna do something different that's all."
"Ok so let's do something different. I'll let you choose." Quinn's said as her smile returned to her face with the prospect of having sex with her girlfriend.
"Um let's see…" Rachel thought about it for a few seconds then like a light bulb went off in her head she shouted "…I wanna doggy with Rocky!"
"That kinda rhymed" Quinn giggled then her serious face came on when she realised what Rachel had said. "Wait you wanna doggy?" she asked almost sadly.
"Yeah why what's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"It's not like we haven't done that position before, do you not like it or something?" Rachel asked her girlfriend with concern in her voice.
"No I mean I do. Like I totally love looking at your ass, it's really cute but I don't know I mean I kinda like seeing your face better when we…do stuff." Quinn said shyly as she blushed and looked away.
Rachel smiled sweetly at her girlfriend's reaction. She gripped Quinn's chin and turned the blond girl to look at her so they could lock eyes. "Aww baby I like seeing your face too. You have a really adorable come face."
Quinn blushed again and smiled back. "I think you have a cute come face too."
"Thank you now are you gonna sit there and compliment me or are you gonna go get rocky?" Rachel asked.
"But I like complimenting you, it's so easy" Quinn smiled smugly.
"Compliments will not give you orgasms baby" Rachel returned.
"Fine I'll go get him" Quinn grumbled and got off the bed to head over to Rachel's panties drawer where their special pink friend was hiding.
"It's a 'her' honey" Rachel assured as she stripped off her sweater and threw it at the blond who was hit in the head with it.
Quinn squealed when the assaulting material scared her slightly causing Rachel to laugh at the silly girl. Quinn glared once her heart had returned to its normal beating. "That was so not funny Rach."
"You're not sat where I'm sat baby." Rachel replied still laughing her head off.
Quinn pulled Rocky out and began to untangle the straps once she sat back on the bed trying to remember which way everything was supposed to go. She knew the pink penis was meant to be between her legs though.
Rachel rolled her eyes. "God Quinn we've used that thing so many times and yet you still don't know how to put it on."
"Well it's complicated Rachel." Quinn responded getting frustrated with the not so complicated leather straps which she was now tangling up even worse than before.
"Oh for Barbra sake Quinn." Rachel groaned as she snatched the strap-on from her girlfriend to sort it out in three seconds flat. "See not that hard." She said giving it back to the blond.
"Not now I loosened it all up for you, you're welcome by the way."
"Just get that thing on already."
"Thought you weren't in the mood" Quinn smirked as she stood up from the bed and started to undo her pants, leaving Rocky on the mattress.
"Don't get cocky with me Miss Fabray. At least not until you've got that thing between your legs honey." Rachel said seductively as she quirked her eyebrow, the same way that would always make Quinn wet…or wetter depending on the case. This was one of those cases where it was wetter. Much wetter.
Quinn was so distracted by the way Rachel laid back on the bed and stripped off her t-shirt and bra that the blond almost forgot she was meant to be undressing too. Suddenly a clearing of the throat from the diva brought Quinn back to reality and she slipped her pants off and then her sweater. Soon after Rachel pulled her panties down her legs but kept her skirt on knowing how much it would turn Quinn on.
Quinn yanked her own t-shirt off leaving her in just her boyshorts and bra. Her eyes locked on Rachel's boobs that were totally just right there. "Quinn stop staring at my boobs and get it up already." Rachel insisted pointing to the strap-on on the bed.
"Oh right" Quinn chuckled a little at her terrible attention span. But then again boobs!
The blond quickly dropped her underwear and tried to slip into the strap-on without falling on her ass or looking like a complete fool by doing so. Rachel just tried not to chuckle as she watched Quinn. This was one of the reasons why she loved using Rocky just to see her girlfriend struggle to get her on, though she always did appreciate the nice view of Quinn's perfect pale ass in her face when the girl was jumping around attempting to pull up the straps.
"Quinn by the time you get that thing on my vagina would have dried up." Rachel warned with a giggle as Quinn almost stumbled over.
"Damn it Rachel I'm almost there." Quinn grunted just as she pulled the strap-on all the way up and finally everything was in place. Quinn smiled proudly down at the pink penis sticking out between her legs then she realised it was a little weird for a lesbian to smile so lovingly at a phallic object so she quickly stopped and turned her attention to her girlfriend. "See all done."
"Finally! Now get your cute butt over here so you can stick that thing in me." Rachel insisted reaching out to grab Quinn's hand and yanking her over by it.
"God I love it when you talk dirty." Quinn teased with a grin.
Rachel rolled her eyes again. "That wasn't dirty that was literal. Now take off your bra."
"Funny I thought I was the horny one." Quinn smirked but Rachel just brushed her off and reached around to unclasp Quinn's bra herself considering it didn't look like the blond was going to be helping in that department anytime soon. Once the garment was undone she slipped it down Quinn's shoulders and arms which thankfully Quinn did aid in to toss it on the floor.
Unlike Quinn Rachel wasn't quite as memorized by the sight of boobs in front of her but she did have to hold in a whimper when her girlfriend's perfect little breasts were practically begging to be sucked on.
Quinn began to ready herself by flipping the girl's skirt up and pushing Rachel's thighs apart so she could shuffle in closer between her legs. The tip of the dildo bumping into Rachel's sensitive clit making the brunette buck her hips and gasp causing Quinn to then smirk. The blond ran her fingers through Rachel's wet folds to gather up some of her wetness and rub it onto the pink shaft between her legs, coating every bit of her hardness before going back for more.
Rachel whimpered loudly as she watched her girlfriend coat the fake cock with her come. She had to admit it was totally sexy and sent a throb straight down to her clit. "Quinn hurry up I need you." Rachel whined.
Quinn smirked and leaned down to press a kiss to Rachel's lips. "Where do you want me baby?" the blond asked in a husky whispered tone against Rachel's mouth.
Rachel looked deep into Quinn's hazel eyes before responding. "You know where I want you." She thrust her hips up into Quinn to prove her point but ended up brushing her clit against the hard dick once more and causing even more arousal to throb between her legs.
"Yeah but I want you to say it Rach, say it really sexy too." Quinn husked again.
Rachel rolled her eyes knowing Quinn was totally getting off on this but agreed anyway. "I want you in me." She spoke with the sexist voice she could muster.
"In where baby?"
"In my pussy. I want you in my wet, tight, hot pussy. I need you inside me." Rachel smirked, she was rather proud of that one. And judging by the fact Quinn was practically drooling right now she guessed the blond also enjoyed it.
"My pleasure baby." Quinn kissed Rachel one last time before readying the dildo and pushing it against Rachel's entrance but she was once again stopped.
"Wait!" Rachel hastily gripped Quinn's hand that was around the pink penis.
Looking confused Quinn locked eyes with Rachel. "Ohh you're not gonna make me put a condom on again are you because that totally wasn't fun." Quinn groaned with a pout and slumped her shoulders.
Rachel bit her bottom lip at Quinn's reaction, god that girl was so cute right now. "No baby you don't have to wear a condom. Besides condoms aren't meant to be fun Quinnie they are supposed to be safe."
"Whatever. So why did you stop me…again?"
"Because I said I wanted to do doggy and right now we are at risk of attempting missionary." Rachel sat up and flipped herself over on her hands and knees so her butt was pressed against Quinn's crotch area and the dick was pushed between her thighs expectantly.
"But I thought you said one time that this position wasn't as pleasurable?"
"It isn't but we haven't done it for a while so I thought you know why not?" Rachel pushed her butt back till it hit Quinn trying to get the blond to move.
Quinn sighed. "Fine but only because you have a really sexy ass." Quinn muttered before flipping Rachel's skirt back up that had fallen down in the position switch over to expose Rachel's tanned butt. Quinn smirked before giving it a little slap and making Rachel yelp but even the diva had to admit that totally turned her on more.
"Fucking sexy little butt." Quinn said admiring the roundness of her girlfriend's ass.
Rachel rolled her eyes, if it wasn't her boobs Quinn was obsessed with it was her ass, not that she didn't like the attention or appreciate the compliments but she'd much rather just be having hot sex right now. "Quinn as much as I love you touching my ass I really need you somewhere else right now."
"I'm coming Rach don't worry." Quinn smirked as she gripped her pink shaft once more and used her other hand to find her girlfriend's sex. She made sure Rachel was definitely wet enough, which of course she was, she was soaked in fact, then pressed the tip of the dildo inside her girlfriend. She pushed at the brunette's thighs to make the girl part her legs further which she did without argument.
"Oh god." Rachel muttered under her breath. She always love the feeling of Quinn being inside her, whether it was her tongue, fingers or a toy as long as Quinn had control of it the feeling was always so incredible.
"Are you ok?" Quinn asked concerned and stopped all movements.
"I'm good just go slow, it's been a while."
Quinn nodded and gently stroked Rachel's back. "I'll be gentle. Just let me know when you're ready."
"You can push all the way in just don't start trusting yet." Rachel said.
"Okay." Quinn began to push in further watching as her pink dick slowly disappeared between Rachel's legs.
Soon enough the whole penis was inside Rachel and after having a few minutes to get used to the intrusion inside her she reached one hand back to grip Quinn's butt and squeeze slightly. "Okay I'm ready you can move now, just don't get too rough unless I say so."
"I would never." Quinn responded truthfully as she slowly began to rock her hips back and forth bringing the pink dick in and out of Rachel's hole. The blond watched the pinkness go in and come out covered in more of Rachel's wetness.
The insert was rubbing against Quinn's clit and giving her the most delicious friction while she thrust inside her girlfriend. Rachel moaned with each movement of Quinn's hips.
The blond leaned down to press kisses to Rachel's bare back while Rachel gripped tightly to the bed sheet that was under her. "Oh fuck Quinn; you're hitting my g-spot baby."
The diva's words were almost enough to make Quinn come so she had to concentrate real hard not to go over the edge. "Fucking hell Rachel I love it when you say stuff like that."
"Well you are. It feels so good." Rachel gasped. "Go faster baby."
Quinn did just as her girlfriend asked; she braced herself on top of Rachel before she started to thrust harder and faster inside the girl, trying to reach all her girlfriend's sensitive spots.
They moved as one for the next few minutes, hot panting and gasping (mostly from Rachel) filled the room.
"I'm getting close Quinn." Rachel moaned.
Quinn hummed at how sexy Rachel looked right now and ran her hands up and down the brunette's back and sides making sure to brush at the girl's breasts. "God Rachel you have no idea how hot you are right now. You're so wet baby that I can hear it every time I trust in to that tight little pussy of yours. And I can see it too, all over my cock." Quinn said in a husky tone knowing how much of a turn on it was for Rachel.
"Oh god Quinn, keep talking." Rachel whimpered as she pushed her ass back trying to take as much of Quinn in as she could while the blond kept pumping into her.
"I can feel how hot your pussy is. God I wish I could come inside you Rachel, fuck I'd fill your little hole up with so much hot come. I'd never want to pull out of you baby, I'd just keep fucking you, all day and all night till we passed out. You're so fucking beautiful babe."
The pleasure and tension build up instantly took over Rachel's small body, it was so intense she felt as though she was about to explode all over her bedroom. She had felt this feeling once before, the time just before she ended up squirting all over Quinn. She quickly put her symptoms together and moaned out "Baby I think I'm gonna do that thing again." she warned.
Quinn lifted her head from her girlfriend's sweaty back but didn't ease up on her thrusts as she furrowed her brow. "What thing Rach?" she gasped.
Rachel turned her head slightly to see Quinn behind her. "You know that squirty thing that's really embarrassing."
"You mean ejaculate, which is actually totally hot when girls do it?" Quinn smirked to herself, knowing she was gonna enjoy this.
"Yes that!"
"Then just do it baby." Quinn said with a rather forceful thrust trying to get the diva to go over the edge.
"But these are clean sheets Quinn." Rachel groaned knowing she couldn't hold off for much longer when Quinn reached one hand down between her legs and started to play with her clit. "Oh holy god."
"So?" Quinn questioned her smug smirk now bigger than ever on her face.
"So Quinn, I don't want to dampen them with my excessive release of bodily fluids." Rachel spoke through gritted teeth now; she was about two thrusts away from exploding all over her bed.
"Just. Fucking. Cum. Rachel." Quinn thrust hard with each word and flicked her girlfriend's clit along the way.
"Oh shit." Rachel practically screamed as she came hard, clamping around Rocky harder than ever. "Fuck pull out Quinn!" she begged attempting to push her girlfriend with one hand.
Fearing she may have hurt Rachel or pushed her too far Quinn swiftly yanked the dildo out from Rachel's pussy but instead of getting yelled at Quinn got rewarded with the sight of Rachel's come squirting hard from between her legs and showering the 'clean' bed sheets under them. "Holy fuck." Quinn said in awe of the glorious sight. "This is even hotter than the first time." She expressed.
"Oh my god." Rachel buried her face into her pillow while she continued to come hard. Her whole body exploded around her as she felt a few more squirts shoot out of her and soil her bed. Quinn kept watching completely hypnotised by how incredibly hot this situation was.
After a good few minutes of Rachel breathing hard into her pillow while Quinn sat back and waited for her girl to recover Rachel rolled on to her back, grimacing from the feeling of how wet she felt. Her face was red and sweaty as Quinn locked eyes with her. "You ok?" the blond asked.
Rachel nodded, "I'm amazing." She still panted slightly. "It may be totally gross to do but it's the best orgasm ever." she smiled lazily.
"I can see that." Quinn chuckled looking at the rather large wet patch across Rachel's bed.
The brunette rolled her eyes at her girlfriend, "I feel so wet right now and not the 'I'm horny' type wet."
Quinn quirked her eyebrow in amusement at the other girl and her subtle attempt to cover her glistening sex by closing her legs. "Well I could always lick that up for you." She offered in a seductive tone, she hadn't yet had chance to taste Rachel's ejaculation and she was kind of curious. She had heard it can taste very sweet.
"Hmm tempting but I'm so sensitive now I don't think I could handle your oh so talented tongue down there right now. I will however return the favour just as soon as I can feel my legs again." Rachel promised.
"Oh don't worry about it, watching you squirt like that is reward enough trust me." Quinn said dragging herself up to lay next to Rachel on the bed not even bothering to unstrap Rocky from her hips. She wrapped a strong arm around her weak girlfriend and kissed the top of her head.
"But you must be soaking." Rachel looked at her girl.
"I am but I'd rather you get some rest after that one Rachel. Plus I think you should probably drink something before you dehydrate after expelling all of that." She chuckled and pointed to the wet spot.
"That's kinda gross baby, but also unfortunately very true."
"Ok I'll get you some water and some Kleenex for your…well you know." Quinn said gesturing between Rachel's legs.
"Thanks baby." Rachel pulled Quinn in for a kiss on the lips.
After a few minutes of shoving her tongue down Rachel's throat Quinn crawled off the bed. Still naked and with Rocky between her legs she went to the bedroom door ready to go get the stuff she promised to get for Rachel. She opened Rachel's bedroom door and froze instantly.
Quinn's eyes flew wide when she was greeted by a man known as Hiram Berry. "Shit!" Quinn cursed as she jumped back and quickly attempted to cover her breasts with one arm and her pussy with the other. That was of course when she realised her pussy was indeed covered by a rather average sized bright pink, Rachel-covered dildo. "Double shit!" Quinn's cheeks immediately grew red while the man looked down at her just as stunned by the sight of his daughter's girlfriend naked in front of him and his eyes only grew wider when he noticed his just as naked daughter on the bed.
"Dad!" Rachel exclaimed as she quickly yanked up the sheets to cover her body.
Quinn quickly bent down to pick up her t-shirt and threw it on; she went back to the bed to grab a pillow to cover her lower half. She didn't want to take Rocky off to expose more of herself to her girlfriend's father but she couldn't exactly put her pants on with Rocky in the way. So a pillow was the best call.
Hiram took a few steps inside the room and looked the pair over while ignoring the fact there was clothes on the floor. "So me and your father just got home and I heard screaming like someone was in pain but now I see it wasn't pain as such." He explained.
Quinn and Rachel looked at each other, they couldn't give an excuse for what they were doing and it wasn't like Rachel's dads didn't know they were having sex, after all it wasn't the first time they had been caught. "Quinn and I were just…" Rachel trailed off looking over at the blond for some assistance.
"We were just um…"
"I can figure it out. I mean the fact Quinn still has a rather noticeable colourful erection between her legs is answer enough for me." Hiram replied like it was a perfectly normal thing to witness. "I do have a question though."
"Yes dad?" Rachel asked.
"Who wet the bed?" he wondered looking at the wetness on his daughter's bed.
Rachel's cheeks blushed harder than ever, curse her g-spot right now. Quinn opened her mouth about to explain what had happened while trying to keep her pride under control over the fact she had made Rachel do that. But before the blond could get a single word out Rachel quickly interrupted.
"Um Quinn spilt the lube, she's so clumsy sometimes." Rachel fake laughed.
Quinn furrowed her brow at the lie, yes she was clumsy but they didn't even use lube today.
"Because Rachel left the cap off." Quinn added smirking slightly. Rachel glared at her girlfriend but knew she deserved it after blaming Quinn for the mess in the first place.
"Well I suppose accidents happen. I guess I should be glad you're not two boys who get semen everywhere." Hiram joked.
"Dad!" Rachel chastised while Quinn grimaced and looked like she was about to throw up.
"I'm just saying; try to get that out of your satin sheets. Total nightmare of 1992."
"These aren't satin." Rachel said casually as she toyed with the material of the 'not satin' sheets covering her naked body.
"So Quinn will you be staying for dinner? I assume the pink penis will be packed away by that time." Mr Berry asked.
Quinn blushed further yet nodded anyway. "Yes sir he will no longer be out. And yes I'd love to stay for dinner if that's ok?" the girl answered shyly.
"Why would it not be ok? Just because you have thoroughly ravished my daughter and dropped lubrication on her bed does not mean you are no longer welcome. Plus you are the only one who supports my theories about how Mr Pringle would make a better president than that damn Cocoa Puffs bird." Hiram smiled at the girls.
"Dad that is an insane theory, both would make terrible presidents. They're not even real people." Rachel insisted.
"Are you kidding Rach? That Pringles guy would make a kick ass president compared to Sonny. Plus his moustache is awesome; if I could grow facial hair I'd totally have one of those." Quinn stated happily.
"No you wouldn't baby." Rachel told her firmly rather than suggested.
"Ok I wouldn't but I'd totally have a goatee."
"I think that would be kinda hot actually. But I'd be constantly paranoid all the other girls would throw themselves at you."
"Oh they would, I had one for about two weeks in college and all the girls wanted me. But alas little Hiram only perked up for the ones with more facial hair than me." Hiram stated in a reminiscing tone.
"Dad that's gross." Rachel replied.
"Wait the girls had facial hair back then?" Quinn asked to herself trying to figure out what Hiram meant while Rachel just gave her dopey girlfriend a small smile and shook her head. "Ooh I get it, you meant men. Haha that's funny." Quinn chuckled.
Rachel rolled her eyes, "Tell me again why I'm dating you?" she teased.
"Because I have really good thrusting action." Quinn answered sexily as she leaned in to press a smug kiss to Rachel's lips but then remembered her future father-in-law was still in the room observing them. "That and because I care for you very deeply and protect you from badness, so much badness." Quinn nodded at the man.
"Don't mind me Quinn, I've caught you two in enough compromising positions that I don't really question it anymore." He waved his hands about like it was all a second thought now. "So LeRoy is downstairs making his famous vegetable casserole. Please come down to join us once you find some appropriate clothing, I'm sure he would be happy to see you again." Hiram smiled at the pair before he turned and left the room, closing the door behind them.
Both girls relaxed as soon as they heard Hiram go down the stairs probably to tell his husband all about what had just happened. Rachel threw the sheet off of her body and scrambled to grab some fresh clothes while Quinn dropped the pillow and began to unstrap herself. "It doesn't matter how many times that happens to us I will never get used to it."
"Well how do you think I feel, he's my dad?" Rachel replied pulling some panties on.
"He saw my boobs Rachel, like he was in touching distance of them. My boobs!" Quinn reminded.
"Well maybe if you wouldn't have opened the door without clothes on that never would have happened. I mean did it not occur to you at the time to maybe at least throw on a shirt or to take the strap-on off?" Rachel asked sliding a bra on.
Quinn only responded with "My boobs Rachel! My special lady lumps have practically been seen by everyone who shouldn't see them. My mom, your dads, Santana, Brittany, even that creepy mailman with the lazy eye." Quinn whimpered as she began to redress also.
"Well it's not like I'm happy about anyone especially my dad seeing your breasts but at least you had something covering your special lady parts, mine on the other hand were right out in the open. Welcome mat and all."
"I like your welcome mat; it's like my very own personal 'hello', its cute. And true your dad didn't see my lady lips but he now knows I just fucked you into oblivion with a 7 inch pink cock."
"Oblivion is a little extreme." Rachel stated as she pulled her shirt on.
"That wet patch on your bed begs to differ baby." Quinn smiled smugly again while she stumbled around Rachel's room tugging her pants back up bumping into the girl's dresser while doing so. "Ouch. You know I'm so glad your dads are gay because if they weren't I'd be a little concerned with the amount they've seen."
"That's very true. Now are you still gonna get me that water and Kleenex?"
"Yes dear." Quinn rolled her eyes before making sure she was fully dressed enough to go downstairs and get Rachel's things.
A few days later:
Quinn walked into class that she shared with her two best friends, she was early as the trio planned to meet up before class got in session. Quinn rolled her eyes when she walked in to see Brittany straddling Santana's lap at a desk and shoving her tongue down the Latina's throat. Santana's hands grasped tightly to Brittany's butt to keep her in place as they heatedly ate each other's face…I mean made out.
Quinn stood there awkwardly with her text books in hand. The girls didn't notice her so she decided to 'subtly' clear her throat to gain their attention. Both girls ignored her or didn't hear her. IGNORED HER! So Quinn rolled her eyes again and cleared her throat once more.
Once again the blond got no response from either girl and from the way Santana's hands were moving around on Brittany's butt Quinn feared they'd have a baby before they noticed her presence in the room. But nonetheless the awkward girl decided to attempt the throat clearing one last time; only this time around it was much louder. So loud in fact it did indeed make Santana remove her hand from her girlfriend's squeezable butt.
Santana dragged her hand to the pocket of her backpack next to her but didn't remove her lips from Brittany's as she dug around inside for something. A few seconds later Quinn was hit in the face with something that startled her out of her awkward stance and fell to her feet. Quinn quirked a brow at the couple but then noticed Santana's hand was back to groping Brittany's ass so she decided to look down at what was rudely hurled at her face.
She bent down and picked it up before examining it. "Why did you throw cough drops at me?" she asked as she examined the colourful packet they were in then looked back at the pair who had clearly moved to the next step in their school time inappropriateness. Brittany was now humping at Santana and whimpering softly every time she did so.
Santana wrestled with her girlfriend to part their lips as she huffed out a response. "You sounded like you needed them Q, coughing like a Jerry Atric over there." Her lips went straight back to Brittany's.
Quinn rolled her eyes again; of course Santana would think that, her horny ass was too busy trying to get some Brittany lovin' than actually realise Quinn was attempting to stop them. "I wasn't coughing because I have a sore throat Santana. I'm coughing because you two are practically screwing each other in a classroom and anyone could walk in and see you." The blond stated firmly before blushing slightly. "And I need to talk to you about something." She added shyly.
Santana pulled away from Brittany making the tall blond whimper at the loss of connection and attempted to thrust her hips a little more trying to seek some form of contact again.
"Oh." Santana simply said like she had just realised where they actually were. She tapped Britt's leg to get her attention. "Babe get up."
Britt pouted at Santana as the girl removed her hand from what looked like the blond's skirt.
"Don't worry baby, we can continue at lunch and I'll make it a double orgasm." Santana smirked at her girlfriend and added a wink just for good measure.
"You promise?" the blond asked sweetly.
"I promise." Santana smiled back just as sweetly making Quinn want to gag though she just smiled too because let's face it those two are too adorable.
Once Brittany was happy with her girl's answer she scooted off the Latina's lap and brushed down her skirt while Santana did up her pants…wait what? Ew Santana!
Quinn tried not to pay much attention to what they had clearly gotten too in terms of base right now. She just stood there until her friends had sorted themselves out and made themselves decent for class then held out the cough drops to Santana.
"So what is so god damn important you have to interrupt me getting my lady boner stroked Quinnie?" Santana asked right out, taking her cough drops back from the blond and putting them back in her bag.
"Santana that's kinda gross." Quinn grimaced as the three took their seats while Quinn avoided the chair where Santana and Brittany had just been attempting to procreate.
"True though." The Latina shrugged innocently. "You're just jealous you have to watch some lame ass musical DVD before Rachel even considers getting her fingers wet." Santana chuckled.
"That's so not true; Rachel has no problem with sexual intercourse anymore." Quinn assured her friends.
Santana just laughed harder at the blond's response. "Ooh listen to her 'sexual intercourse'." The Latina mocked in an over the top posh accent before laughing and her girlfriend soon joined in.
"Well what do you guys call it?"
"It's sex Quinn. Fucking, banging, screwing, finger-"
"Ok I get it please stop before someone hears you." Quinn insisted.
"But San you always call it 'making love' when we're alone." Brittany reminded her girlfriend. Santana had to work hard not to blush right there and then. That was information Quinn and everybody else didn't need to know.
"Whipped." Quinn very unsubtly coughed under her breath.
"Fuck off and take a cough drop grandma."
Quinn rolled her eyes once more but lost her smirk. "Anyway I need to talk to you guys about something."
"What's wrong, is mini Quinnie not working anymore or something?" Santana asked casually, nodding down to Quinn's lap.
Quinn raised her brow at first but quickly realised what Santana meant. "No god no, she works fine trust me. It is about sex though."
"Of course it is." Santana said confidently like she had no doubt while she examined her fingernails.
"Did you get mini Quinnie stuck in something Quinn?" Brittany spoke up looking sorry for the girl. "Because it's nothing to be embarrassed about, it happens to everyone."
"I didn't get my…thingy stuck in anything." Quinn blushed though she didn't really know why, maybe because her friends were asking about her 'mini Quinnie'
"Are you sure? Because when Santana got mini Sanny stuck she didn't want to admit it either but I can always tell when my baby is hiding something from me." Britt smiled proudly and wrapped an arm around the embarrassed girl.
Santana blushed hard, "Um that never happened. Brittany is confused." She lied unconvincingly.
"Yes it did San, twice in fact. The first time was when we first started having sex and the second time was just last week when you were using the strap-on on me and you got your little bundle of fun stuck between the strap and the dildo. Remember you screamed and then cried." Britt said.
"I didn't cry it just made my eyes water that's all, there's a difference." Santana replied defensively though her eyes started to 'water' again at the memory. "It really hurt ok?" she aimed her comment at Quinn who started to giggle behind her hand.
"Aww of course it did baby." Brittany soothed her girlfriend with gentle rubs to her back.
"You guys are meant to be helping me with my problem." Quinn spoke up before she laughed too hard at how funny this situation was with Santana.
"Have some compassion Quinn; I couldn't have an orgasm for two days after that because it hurt too much to touch it. And Brittany was in a 'going down on me' mood the whole time." Santana pouted and crossed her arms over her chest.
Quinn held up her hands in defence. "Sorry but I really do need your help though. But two whole days with no orgasm, are you serious?"
Santana nodded sadly and sighed.
"That must have sucked, and you did that twice?"
Santana nodded again but this time it was more in embarrassment.
"Ouch. So anyway back to my problem. I need some advice on what Rachel and I should do." Quinn said shyly, playing with the corner of her text book that sat on the desk in front of her.
"Just use your fingers Quinn I thought you knew this shit already." Santana stated. "You make sure she's nice and wet and just slide them-"
"No, no I know that." Quinn cut her friend off and placed her hand over Santana's hand that seemed to be recreating her description with what looked like a rather graphic demonstration. She quickly pulled her hand away from Santana's when she remember where those fingers had probably been in the last twenty minutes. "That's not what I'm talking about."
"Then what are you talking about Quinn? I may be awesome at lots of things like making Brittany come but I'm not a mind reader, at least not yet. My psychic Mexican third eye doesn't allow for mind reading just yet but in time I hope to train it. So quit being so weird and vague and just tell us or we can't help you." Santana explained.
"Ok so Rachel and I have enjoyed a lot of intimacy over our relationship and we have of course spiced up our romantic side with purchases of toys such as Rocky-"
"Wait what the fuck is a Rocky?" Santana asked with a frown.
"That blond thing with gold shorts from the cool musical baby. You know the one you like to sing to when no one's around." Brittany reminded her girlfriend as if she actually had forgotten. "Wait isn't he also a boxer?"
"Rocky is what we call our strap-on, Rachel let me name him. And actually he is named after the boxer but the blond guy is cool too." Quinn said proudly.
"You named your dildo?" Santana laughed nervously.
"So did we though San, you call him the 'almighty pussy plunger'."
Santana fake laughed again, she was waiting for that one. "What no I don't Britt."
"Yes you do. You said it's because 'he always goes in deep and comes out wet' oh and because he makes that squelchy noise you like so much you know the one that makes me giggle because it sounds funny." Brittany said.
"Yes I know the one babe. Do you plan to tell Quinn all my intimate secrets here or later?" She smiled amused by her girlfriend lack of filter.
"Oh I haven't told her everything. I mean she doesn't know about how you lasted ten seconds when I went down on you on the day you were allowed to have an orgasm again after mini Sanny had recovered from her injury." Brittany explained.
Santana blushed again, not that she had stopped blushing since Brittany started opening her mouth to help Quinn in the first place.
Quinn chuckled, "Ten seconds, is that it?"
"Fuck you Fabray! If you had to go two days without any fun touching you too would cream before Berry's tongue even got out of her mouth." Santana retorted, Quinn thought about defending herself but knew what Santana had said was very much true.
"So changing the subject back to my problem. We have used Rock…um our strap-on and we explore various…um" Quinn looked around the room nervously in case someone had snuck by them and was listening in to their conversation. When she saw the room was still empty other than them she turned back to the girls and continued in a hushed whisper. "We explore various positions, but the other night we were making out and I was really into it but Rachel wasn't quite as into it as I was. And when I asked her if something was up she just said she wanted to try something new so we used the strap-on in the doggy position and she squirted and stuff so that was hot but I can't help but feel maybe it's time to add to our sexual explorations." Quinn said almost in one long breath before looking up at her friends who were staring back at her in awe.
"Like actually squirted?" Santana asked.
"Santana why can't we do that?" Brittany complained tapping her girlfriend's shoulder.
"Was it messy?" Santana then wondered.
"Yes it soaked her sheets but that's not my point, I need advice." Quinn groaned, why did she mention the details?
"Like full on ejaculated?"
"God Santana yes she shot it right out ok?
"Wow, we're totally trying that tonight B."
"Definitely." Brittany spoke.
"Wait 'sexual explorations'? You're not asking us for a foursome or something are you because no one touches Brittany's lady parts other than me and her?" Santana stated.
"No you perve, I meant I need ideas on stuff me and Rachel can try." Quinn narrowed her eyes at the Latina.
"Like positions?"
"Anything really, just stuff we haven't yet tried." Quinn shrugged.
"Ok well why not try a vibrator or something like that?" Santana suggested.
"Oh yeah we have a vibe and Sanny calls it 'her little friend'. In fact we have several different vibrators, each one has its own name right baby?" Brittany smiled widely at her increasingly embarrassed girlfriend.
"Yes sweetie" Santana smiled back she didn't want to upset the girl by telling her of the clear overshare once more so she just left it.
"Hmm I did think about getting a vibrator for Rach and me a while back. You think it will be a good thing?" Quinn asked curious.
"It did wonders for me and Sanny bear when we had a little bit of a dry spell and by 'dry' I mean Santana had a few weeks where she couldn't get wet at all so we had to use lube a lot. I thought it was me but her doctor said it was because of stress."
"And I still stand by the fact you didn't need to call my doctor about that." Santana said.
"But at least she was able to tell you your pussy wasn't broken like you kept crying about. Remember you kept saying how you'd never be able to have sex again without artificial lubrication?" Britt pouted.
"I remember Britt-Britt."
"And now I know it's not my fault either."
"Maybe a vibrator would be good." Quinn interrupted the pair.
"You'll both love it trust me." Santana smiled. "Oh but I know how you sometimes have premature problems so just be careful because if you get a powerful one you'll be a goner as soon as that thing touches mini Quinnie." She warned.
"Warning noted." Quinn nodded. "Know that from experience do we?" she laughed and bit down on her bottom lip before she choked on how funny her comment really was.
"Shut up Q." Santana spat.
"Yes she does." Brittany answered for her girlfriend who just frowned and crossed her arms at the blond's betrayal. But she soon softened again when Brittany 'awed' at her and pressed a kiss to the Latina's cheek.
"I want another." Santana pouted and Brittany gave in to the girl and kissed her again. Santana smiled contently.
"So how do I know which one to get?" Quinn asked.
"Figure it out." Santana shrugged as she opened her textbook knowing their teacher would turn up soon. "We had to."
"Ooh me and Santana can go to the sex shop with you and help you pick the perfect one for you and Rachel!" Brittany squealed in excitement. Santana wasn't quite as thrilled by that idea, though last time she caught Quinn in a sex shop it did turn out to be a rather hilarious experience; the girl knocked over a mannequin, pissed Rachel off to the point of being put on a sex ban and had to carry the bright colourful sex store bag with their newly purchased 'Rocky' in at Rachel's orders…in public. "Right Santana? We can help right baby?"
"Sure totally, that's what friends are for, right Quinn?" Santana smirked at the wide eyed blond.
Quinn was about to say 'hell to the no' but then it occurred to her she didn't really want to go to the sex store and look at the vibrators all alone, it was bad enough having to do it in the first place. So she bit the bullet and smiled. "Of course I'd love you guys to come with me."
Brittany smiled widely and clapped her hands together rapidly. "Yay sex store shopping spree!" the blond squealed just as their teacher walked in giving them a slightly stunned look. Santana and Quinn both blushed and glanced at each other.
"I hate your girlfriend sometimes." Quinn jokingly whispered to Santana as she attempted to cover her red face with her textbook from her teacher.
"Well yours is no walk in the park either Q." Santana bit back as she grabbed Brittany's still clapping hands in her right hand and lowered them to the table. "Calm down babe." She said to the tall girl before leaning in and pressing a kiss to Brittany's cheek which made Brittany settle slightly.
"I'm totally gonna get some strawberry lube. Ooh and some flavoured condoms so I can smell them!"
"You can get whatever you want sweetie." Santana assured her, knowing full well she would be the one paying for it anyway. "Though we're totally getting some more of that tingly blueberry lube too, because we used the last of it last night." The Latina said before turning back to Quinn. "Seriously it's like an explosion on your clit Quinn but in a good way. You totally have to try some with that hobbit you call a girlfriend because that stuff is the bomb plus it smells and tastes amazing." Santana nodded remembering the time Brittany squirted it all over her lady parts and abs and let Santana clean her off with her tongue and then-
"Thanks for the tip." Quinn broke Santana out of her horny ass thoughts. Quinn squinted her eyes at her best friend not liking the grin on Santana's face. "You've totally got a lady boner right now haven't you?" she asked already knowing the answer. Of course Santana was horny right now she did walk in on the couple dry humping in an open classroom.
Santana nodded, "A throbbing one yes."
"Gross." Quinn muttered.
Santana stood up from her chair. "I'm gonna go wash my fingers before class starts. They're still all sticky." The girl said and despite the fact Quinn knew Santana's hands were still sticky after her 'make out' session with Brittany, because Quinn of course had the unpleasant experience of feeling it first-hand, something told the blond Santana wasn't leaving to wash her hands. "You should probably come too Britt, gotta stay hygienic."
The blond just blushed and looked down at her hands. "Oh its ok I washed mine before you and I started to- oh I get it. Sexytimes in the school bathroom, one of my favourite pastimes. Be back in five Quinn." The blond said not so quietly as she too jumped up and grabbed Santana by the shirt before dragging her out the room.
Before the girls got out of sight Santana grabbed the door frame to pull herself back in the room. "I can totally last ten." She assured to Quinn then once again disappeared out of sight once Brittany yanked her back out the room.
Quinn rolled her eyes at those horndogs. "So gross."
"Should I stop them?" the teacher asked Quinn not really knowing the protocol for this type of situation.
"Not if you value your life. Santana doesn't do well at the second interruption." Quinn said casually as she made a note of the bathroom she knew the girls were heading to on her list of 'places to never go again in the school because Santana and Brittany couldn't keep it in their pants.' She of course had a similar list for every location she had gone with the girls and yes that included her own house unfortunately. She could never look at that washer the same way again without seeing Brittany's head thrown back in pleasure and Santana on her knees.
Quinn then thought for a few seconds before jotting down one last note in her book. 'Tingly blueberry lube.'
After all Santana was good for some things.
A/N: God the Brittana stuff I just couldn't help myself. Don't know about you guys but I liked the banter in this chapter quite a bit, but I'm biased because I wrote it lol. Hope everyone enjoyed the chapter now that I'm finally back to working on this story. Hopefully you are looking forward to part two. Dorky Quinn in a sex shop once again that's gotta be worth a read right? What could possibly go wrong? And who will show up just to embarrass her more? Find out soon.
So leave me a review if anyone is still reading this I know it's been a while but I am back and I have some great chapters lined up for this story so I don't really want to retire it but I guess I will if I really have to :(
Thanks for reading!