I Hibeki do not own final fantasy eight as square Enix does so in other words I do not own anything except of course Zek ,James and Hector and Julia which are my OCs .

Chapter three

How to annoy Seifer in 3 different ways

Zek Loire groaned as Hector was as usual waking him up by whacking him with a pillow he eventually managed to sit up "Hector can't you use an original technique of waking me up apart from that dammed pillow every morning,"Zek complained.

Hector rolled his eyes and walked out of the room Zek who was still sitting on the top bunk grabbed his blankets around him for warmth "shit its cold who turned down the air conditioning," he yelled out as the cold Friday morning seemed to finally hit him.

Zek about a few minutes later finally bothered to see what the time was "shoot its 8 am I better get up,"he blurted out as he slowly emerched from his blue blankets to jump down jump down onto the floor. He then proceeded to pick up his grumbled Under Classman uniform which consisted of a blue short sleeved shirt and formal blue pants.

Soon he was dressed in his uniform and was just about finished tying his shoes laces after that he grabbed his bag which carried a silver laptop computer in it and some exercise books .Zek hated coming back to get his books constantly Hector however thought he was stupid but what did Hector know.

It was ten minutes later that Zek arrived in the gardens cafeteria as he entered he bore witness to a new boy about his age with blond hair and a tattoo on his cheek being Seifers latest victim he rolled his eyes and took his place in the line to get breakfast.

"good morning Zek," a voice greeted from behind him, he spun around to see Julia's roommate Xu smiling she looked at him amused "not quite awake are we," she teased he sighed and shrugged.

It seemed like the line was taking forever so Zek joined the rest of the students watching to see how the new boy would react so many were surprised to see the blond boy punch Seifer in the face.

Several gasps followed but Seifer smirked evilly "do that again Dinchit ,"he said evilly Zek knew that boy was in deep trouble if Seifer reacted like that ,Zek looked back to see he was holding up the line he soon caught up and got his food.

He joined a small square table with three of his friends sitting there "hey there Zek," Julia and James both greeted happily Zek waved and sat down while laying his tray with a juice box, banana and a bowl of cornflakes on the table.

He had just began to drink his juice when the boy from before came up and asked "hi I'm Zell could I sit here,"Zek nodded while Hector gave him a critising look the boy looked worried ,Julia and James had noticed it and both elbowed Hector.

Zek sniggered "I wish I had a camera," he muttered only to have Hector glare back at him "sorry what bit you this morning," he exclaimed in defence the young boy looked at him and began to laugh slightly "I'm Zell Dinchit what are your names," he said once more.

Zek turned away from Hector "I'm Zek Loire the girl here is Julia price and that's Hector…,"he managed to say before being elbowed by Julia "what did I say this time," he exclaimed rather annoyed .

Julia grinned "nothing just seeing if your awake Zeke,"she teased Zek scowled and James just groaned sensing an argument about to start he soon tried to change the subject "I'm James so Zell your new here so am I," he told Zell.

Zell smiled "cool really how long you been here," he asked James replied back "two weeks but Zek and Julia have been here since they were seven and they give a great grand tour of garden Hector well he won't tell me he's grumpy but he's still a nice person really."

Hector rolled his eyes "well in answer to my friend's accusation I have been here for a year," he retorted annoyance evident in his voice.

As they continued to chat happily or for some argue none of them seemed to notice Seifer and his poses striding towards them but were alerted to his presence when he spat out "so Dinchit figures you would hang out with Loire and his buddy's."

Zek stopped arguing with Julia over what had happened in Invader Zim the other night to glare at Seifer "what did you call me Almsly ,"he yelled at him .Seifer smirked but was stopped as Zell seemed to throw a hotdog at him which hit him right in the centre of his white trench coat he was wearing.

Seifer took it off his trench coat and threw it in a random direction onto the cafeterias floor.

He stared at the large stain of tomato sauce and mustard on his coat then at Zell he seemed to signal something to Rajin and put two small notes on the table and left glaring at anyone who laughed.(A/N invader Zim is good)

Zek, Zell and the others burst into laughter "nice one Zell," James complimented Zek picked up the slips of paper and frowned slightly "looks like me and Zell have detention after school but still that was priceless."

Suddenly an announcement came over the comm. "due to technical problems with many of gardens systems I have to announce that classes are about to begin if your there now great if your not hurry," Headmaster Cids voice rang out across the garden.

Zek, Julia and Zell headed for homeroom it turned out that Zell had the same homeroom and similar subjects to Zek and Julia however unlike Zell and Julia, Zek was in a slightly more advanced history and maths class.

Soon they arrived in the classroom they took a seat in one of the back desks soon the instructor arrived signalling them to stand they stood and a few saluted Zek just rolled his eyes and simply commented "goody goodys."

The instructor looked at him sternly ",Mr Loire do you have a comment to share with the class," he scolded Zek winced as the rest of them looked at him Julia's just snickered "busted," Zell stated rather bluntly.(A/N don't you hate it when teachers ask you that)

The instructor looked at Zell "ah class we have a new student Zell Dinchit from Balamb,"he spoke causing everyone to take their glances off Zek onto Zell he just waved and said "hi there."

The instructor signalled them to sit so they all took a seat and Zek began to stare into oblivion "now class as you all know exams are in two weeks so I hope you have already started studying as that will help you in your seed tests," he lectured.

The instructor looked around the room making sure everyone was paying attention Julia nudged the two boys just in time and Zek gave the instructor an innocent look the Instructor. He soon continued "as I was saying the exams are in two weeks and after exams you are to become Seed Cadets and sadly I will no longer be your Instructor from then on,"he said sarcasm evident in that statement Zek silently celebrated.

Just then the bell rang signalling for classes to begin Zek grabbed his bag and headed towards his next class he had Military history unlike the other two who had normal history he already was learning two Cadet Subjects.

Several hours' later classes were over so everyone had into nine at night to do whatever they wished well except for those who were unfortunate enough to get detentions of course Zek was leading Zell to where the disiplinly room was.

(A/N I have never ever had a detention I've come close but yeah go me!)

Zell was running behind Zek as fast he could "figures my first guided tour would be to the displine room,"he commented Zek laughed "yeah I know." Soon they had arrived only to see a notice on the door.

All students doing detention

Report to headmaster Cids office

Headmaster Cid

Zek sighed and turned to Zell "well next on the tour is the Headmasters office," he said comically Zell laughed slightly "lead on Zeke," he teased back Zek scowled at him.

At the headmasters office

Zek and Zell arrived at the third floor office five minutes later only to see an amusing sight Seifer was actually in trouble himself "well who would have thought Seifer the almightily leader of the feared disiplinly committee in detention himself," Zek teased Seifer glared at him.

Cid seemed to chuckle "hello Zek I see your been showing Zell around," the headmaster joked Zek nodded "yeah sir sorry we're late,"he replied the headmaster smiled.

Seifer rolled his eyes it was then that Zek noticed squall Leonhart sitting silently in the corner Zek waved Squall did not reply Zell was confused "what's with him," he asked Zek told him "I'll explain later."

Headmaster Cid waked around the room in a circle "well I thought that for once instead of the usual punishments I would make it a little more interesting ,"he began.

Zek groaned Zell looked slightly confused and Seifer was tapping his foot impatiently.

Seifers patience finally gave in soon after that "just tell us sir my patience is running thin," he demanded Zek and Zell snickered "what patience," they both commented Seifer glared at them "what's that you say Loire," Seifer threatened.

Cid soon spoke again "well as I was saying you are to work together cleaning the six Faculty cars in the car park and I hope to see a group effort too think of it as an assement," he stated looking at them all with a stern look "damm I hate assements," Zell complained.

Soon they all left the office most Seifer was eyeing them all in disgust "okay you guys can clean them an I'll stand and watch," he told them arrogantly after all the gear was ready and sitting on the concrete floor of the car park.

Zek would not stand for it "hey this is your punishment too you should do something too you heard Cid he said he's assessing it," Zek scolded him Seifer cocked an eye "wow Loire you actually were paying attention," he exclaimed in surprise.

Zek chucked a sponge in his direction it hit Seifers coat directly, Seifer swore under his breathe "gees when did he get so powerful,"Zek smirked rather proud of himself .Squall just took a sponge and began cleaning a car while world war four broke out.

So that's how it went until of course Zek and Seifer got hold of the two available hoses suddenly his good behaviour took a dive as he and Seifer were both in control of the hoses and were currently giving each other death glares .

Squall who had been forgotten in the corner had finished and was looking worried at the two with the hoses Seifer noticed this and remarked "what's wrong Leonhart the silence of your thoughts too hot for you let me cool you down,' he teased pointing the hose at squall.

Zell was annoyed with Seifers cockiness and grabbed the hose off Zek rather suddenly he then pointed it at Seifer who after a minute of taunting poor Squall turned to face him dripping wet "hey you wrecked my hair Dinchit," he yelled back at him.

Zek was watching amused until Zell randomly pulled it on him "hey that was cheap," he yelled out trying to grab the hose back ,Zell however did not let him and Seifer turned the pressure up more making Zek cower behind a very drenched yellow car.

Seifer laughed out loud "what's wrong Loire did you wet yourself," he teased, Zek growled in anger and yelled back "hey look who's talking have you not noticed your wet too does that coat drip dry," he asked sarcastically .Seifer thought for a moment and that was all Zek needed he ran out from behind and grabbed the other hose from Seifers grasp.

Seifer had just realised and was now furious "Loire you fuckin cheapskate," he insulted ,Zek smirked "watch your language Seifer," he said pulling the aim on Seifer ,once more Seifer backed down and stood in the corner deciding to insult Leonhart once more.

Zek shook his head disapprovingly and Zell joined him in soaking Seifer once more" get a clothe and dry the cars out you leave Squall alone," Zek scolded.

Hector who was passing heard the noises so he entered to see what was going on "oh my hyne is that you Zek who are you and what happened to the real Zek,"he asked from behind Zek turned around still holding the hose.

Zell slipped and lost his balance and almost went right into the wall "shoot Zek it's too wet in here turn the hose off will you," he yelled back ,Zek sighed "okay just wait a minute will you,"he replied.

As they finished drying the now drenched cars off Zek took advantage of Hector who was watching amused he whispered something to Zell who grinned evilly "hey Hector come here for a moment will you," he asked Hector shrugged and went nearer.

Just as he came into range Zell turned the hose back on and Zek caught Hector completely off guard "that's for last time you moron," he yelled while everyone else except Hector of course and Squall were in fits of laughter.

The Headmaster had come to see how it was going on and laughed when he saw a very soaked Hector Jacobs and Zek was looking rather proud of himself with Zell and Seifer still in fits of laughter. Hector scowled "you are so going down Zek Kirk Loire!" Hector yelled and began chasing him around the slippery car park.

Zek ran around carefully to avoid slipping Hector however wasn't so lucky and slipped over and the bucket of water fell on top of him Zek lost his balance as he was laughing and also fell over his ankle suddenly hurt rather painfully .But he was enjoying this too much so he ignored the pain and continued to laugh with the rest of them even Squall seemed to silently chuckle.

Well that's it for this chapter sorry it took so long to update and to my reviewers who bothered to review thank you very much your support is greatly appreciated.

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