Hey guys! I don't know when this is going up to be completely honest. If this is up when I intended it to be then happy early New Year! And if it is up later than I hoped, Happy 2011! Hope you love the story. Read and Review! Happy fanficcing!

Disclaimer: Believe it or not, I still don't own Harry Potter


Previously:

Sirius and Hestia do the dirty

Lily decides to help Remus find a girlfriend

"Lily this is ridiculous!"

"Shut up"

"Lily I don't want to wear that!"

"Once again, shut up"

"Shouldn't you be studying?"

"There are more important things"

"I never thought I'd see the day," James chuckled from where he was sitting in the corner of Lily's room. Lily had instructed Remus to come over that morning before breakfast, and she was dressing him.

"Help!" Remus whined over his shoulder to James, as Lily transfigured his clothing to her hearts content. She had been about to transfigure his appearance but Remus had drawn the line, saying he didn't want to look fake.

"Don't want to risk my life," James chuckled, and Remus narrowed his eyes at him.

"Done!" Lily said happily, and Remus looked down to see himself wearing a black button down shirt, rolled up to the elbows, and jeans, which were a bit, no a lot, tighter than his usual.

"Lily, it's great, but what's with the tight pants?" James asked, and Remus heard him trying to restrain a laugh.

"Oh wow," Hestia squealed as she walked into Lily's room. She took one look at Remus and looked over at Lily and winked, "well done," she said, and Remus turned red as James and Sirius, who had followed Hestia in, blinked in confusion.

"Thank you," Lily said, narrowing her eyes at Remus, who grinned at her.

"Can you please explain the pants?" Sirius snorted, walking over to sit next to James while the girls worked on Remus. Hestia and Sirius had followed Remus early that morning and had learned of the whole situation.

"Remus has a very attractive rear end and the pants accentuate it," Hestia stated, and the three boys choked, "What?" she asked, turning to Lily, who was laughing at Remus' expression.

"Hest, I don't think boys know about your obsession with rear ends," Lily chuckled, and the boys turned to look at Lily, who grinned at them cheekily.

"Oh well it's time you learnt," Hestia shrugged, and smiled at Remus, who was turning redder by the minute under the girls close inspection of him.

"What do you think of mine?" Sirius asked, winking at Hestia, who rolled her eyes.

"I've always thought Remus had the best," she shrugged, and Remus turned around to grin at his friends bewildered expressions. They turned to look at Lily, who shrugged in agreement.

"Okay enough about my rear end," Remus said, embarrassed, "what's the plan?"

"Oh it's simple," said Lily, "You just walk into the Great Hall looking like that," she said, and Hestia grinned.

"That's it?"

"Guaranteed a girl is going to talk to you," Hestia said, and the boys raised their eyebrows.

"Can you do us?" Sirius said, standing up, gesturing to himself and James, and the girls rolled their eyes.

"No sorry, you're both taken," Lily said, and winked at a grinning James.

"It's time for breakfast!" Hestia squealed, walking behind Remus and pushing him forwards a little.

"No wait!" Lily said. She reached up and scuffed Remus' hair and then grinned at Hestia, "Okay go." Lily and Hestia each stood on one side of Remus and led him from the dorm, followed by their boyfriends.

"Are you sure about this?" Remus asked nervously, his throat dry. He was never comfortable in himself, and had never considered himself attractive. What if everyone in the Great Hall laughed?

"Remus, no one is going to laugh at you. Do you trust us?" Hestia asked, and Remus looked at the two girls before nodding, "Good, then calm down and act normal," she said, and Remus nodded again. They got to the Entrance Hall and Remus felt as if he was swallowing his tongue.

"Breathe," Lily said gently, and smiled up at Remus, "Now, you are going to walk in with James and Sirius, and Hestia and I are going to come later," she said, and turned to look at James, who jumped and stood next to Remus, "Good boy," she teased, and James laughed. Sirius stood on the other side of Remus and winked at Hestia, who turned pink but grinned at him.

"Okay, go," said Hestia, shoving Sirius and Remus in the back. James kissed Lily on the forehead before walking with Sirius and Remus, "I have to say though, he does have the best rear end," Hestia said, cocking her head to the side, and Lily rolled her eyes.

"We've been over this, let's watch!" she said excitedly, and the girls peered into the Great Hall, and, much to their satisfaction, girls heads were turning as Remus walked past, laughing with his friends.

"It worked!" Hestia laughed, throwing her arm around Lily's shoulder, and Lily grinned, "Shall we?" Hestia said, gesturing to the Great Hall, and Lily nodded. The girls walked in and felt the eyes of the female population of Hogwarts watch them as they sat down with the Marauders, "Success," Hestia squealed as she sat down, and Remus looked at her incredulously. He was about to ask a question when Alice sat down across from him.

"Hi Rem-oh!" Alice cut off as she looked at Remus and her eyebrows rose, causing Hestia and Lily to laugh.

"What?" Remus asked self-consciously, and Alice blushed.

"I agree with your hypothesis," Alice said, turning to Lily and Hestia, and the girls laughed.

"What hypothesis?" Sirius asked curiously, and Lily shook her head at Alice.

"The good looking Marauder stuff," Alice shrugged, and Remus blushed.

"I still think you're the best looking," Lily said to James, who grinned happily and ate his breakfast with a smile on his face.

"Hest!"

"Sorry Sirius that would be lying," Hestia teased, winking at Sirius, who barked a laugh.

"So what's supposed to happen now?" Remus asked, looking around nervously as girls from all the houses whispered and their glances kept flickering to him.

"We wait," Hestia shrugged, and got to her breakfast. When they were halfway through their breakfast, they were approached by a seventh year Ravenclaw, Anna Daniels.

"Hi Lily," Anna said, smiling at Lily, and Lily grinned up at her as Hestia giggled uncontrollably next to her.

"Hi Anna," Lily said, Anna's glance flickered to Remus and Lily grinned, "Anna, this is Remus, Remus, this is Anna, she's a seventh year Ravenclaw," Lily said, and Remus turned to smile at Anna. She was about 5"9 with blonde hair that she had tied back in a ponytail.

"Hi," Remus said in a friendly voice, and Anna turned slightly pink but grinned at him.

"Hi," she said, and Sirius snorted. James elbowed Sirius and he covered it up with a cough before Anna could notice, "Lily, can I talk to you?" Anna said, turning back to Lily, who nodded. Lily grabbed Hestia's hand as she stood up and Hestia stood up with her.

"Hope you don't mind," Hestia said politely to Anna, who shrugged.

"See you later," Lily said, grinning at James, who was nudging Remus.

"Lily," Anna said, as they got to the Entrance hall.

"Do you want to talk about Remus?" Hestia asked, and Lily smacked her in the arm.

"Hestia!"

"What? I was just asking!"

"Hestia that's rude," Lily said, and Hestia rolled her eyes, turning back to Anna, who was grinning.

"Do you?"

"Well, yes," Anna said nervously, and Lily and Hestia grinned.

"Well, he's single," said Hestia, wagging her eyebrows, and Lily rolled her eyes.

"Hest, maybe you should go back inside you're embarrassing both of us," Lily said, gesturing to Anna and back to herself, and Hestia rolled her eyes.

"It's okay! Well, do you think I should ask him?" Anna said nervously, and the girls nodded enthusiastically.

"Yes! I'll send him here," Lily said, and Anna smiled shyly. Lily and Hestia turned back into the Great Hall, giggling.

"Remus, you are wanted in the Entrance Hall," Hestia declared, and Remus' eyebrows shot up. He stood up nervously and walked out of the Great Hall.

"Told you," Lily said, looking at James and Sirius, who were looking after Remus with bewildered expressions.

"Maybe we should buy tight pants," Sirius said, turning to James, who chortled.

"You don't need tight pants, they watch you anyway," Hestia said, taking a bite of toast, and the boys eyebrows rose, "You cant be that daft!" she exclaimed, and the boys looked around the hall, noticing the girls eyes flickering over to them.

"I like this," Sirius said happily, and James grinned as all three girls rolled their eyes, "I still love you the most Hest," he winked, and Hestia giggled.


"Hello?" Remus said nervously, walking into the Entrance Hall.

"Hi," he turned to see Anna standing near the large closet and gulped, before pasting a smile on his face; she was very pretty. Remus walked over to her and realized he had no idea what he wanted to say. How ridiculous. Thankfully, she continued, "So, I was wondering if you wanted to, well, maybe," Anna said, running a hand through her hair.

"You want to go to Hogsmeade with me?" Remus asked, and Anna's eyes widened.

"I was getting there," she chuckled, and Remus grinned. At least she had a sense of humour.

"Well I got there first"

"Yes well, I broke the ice," she shrugged, and Remus laughed.

"When is the Hogsmeade weekend?" he asked, and Anna rolled her eyes.

"If you're going to ask, shouldn't you know the details?" she teased, and his hand flew to his hair.

"As you said, you started it," he chuckled, and Anna giggled.

"It's right after the Quidditch Cup," she said, and Remus nodded, "So next weekend," she said, and Remus grinned.

"Maybe I should've let you ask," he said, and Anna laughed.

"I have to go study," she said, "I hate transfiguration. I'll see you later?" she said uncertainly, and Remus smiled and nodded.

"Bye," he said, and Anna smiled at him before skipping up the stairs. Remus walked into the Great Hall with a smile on his face and sat down in between Lily and Hestia.

"What did you do?" Sirius asked, waggling his eyebrows.

"Nothing, why?" Remus said, his cheeks filling with colour.

"Well you look very bashful," Sirius shrugged, and Lily rolled her eyes.

"I'm going to go study," she announced, standing up.

"No!" James whined, and Lily grinned at him.

"I'll finish early, I swear," she said, and James shook his head. Lily sighed and took James' hand, dragging him from the Great Hall. She dragged him to the Entrance Hall and turned to face him.

"No I'm not speaking to you," James said, looking away from Lily, and she laughed.

"Well I was going to offer you another prize if you let me go study but fine," she shrugged, and started to walk away, but James grabbed her around the waist.

"Another prize?" he said, and Lily rolled her eyes

"But you're not talking to me so I don't think I should," she said, pulling away from him, but he pulled her back.

"I don't think so Lils," he said, pulling her closer, and Lily laughed.

"Okay James, you do that," she teased, before pulling away from him and sauntering to the library.

"I'll come get you," James said, and Lily blushed as she ran to the library. Lily entered the library to see Anna sitting alone at the table Lily usually occupied. Lily sat down at her usual seat and Anna smiled at her.

"Hi," Anna said, and Lily smiled at her.

"Hey Anna,"

"Studying?"

"Stupid NEWTS," Lily said, rolling her eyes, and Anna laughed.

"I couldn't agree more," said Anna, "I'm not going to talk to you because I need to study," Anna said, and Lily laughed.

"Thank you I need to study too," Lily chuckled, and got back to her books.

"Lils!" she jumped as James walked into the library. She looked down at her watch and saw that it was almost dinner-time. She had been here the whole day.

"Be quiet we're in a library," she whispered, and James rolled his eyes.

"Hi Anna," he said politely, and Anna smiled at James

"Hi James,"

"Lily let's go," he said, holding his hand out to her and Lily shook her head.

"I'm studying! Transfiguration is tomorrow!" she squealed, and James sighed. He waved his wand and the books flew back to their shelves. He bent down and picked Lily up, winging her over his shoulder, "James Potter! Put me down!" she squealed.

"Shh, this is a library," he said, and with a wink to a laughing Anna, he walked out of the library.

"You are incorrigible," Lily whined, hitting James' back. James chuckled and placed her down on her feet when they got back to the heads dorm.

"If I remember correctly, you promised me a prize," he said, dropping Lily's bag on the floor.

"I take it back," she mumbled, and James rolled his eyes.

"Not allowed," he said, pulling her towards him.

"James I'm distracted!"

"I'll help," he said, kissing her nose and Lily sighed.

"Fine," she said, and let James kiss her.

"James!"

"Potter!"

"Prongs!"

"I feel your pain," James grumbled, sitting down next to Lily the next morning at breakfast before the Transfiguration NEWT.

"This is what you get for being a know-it-all," Lily chuckled, repeating what James had said to her on the morning of the Potions NEWT.

"Oh shut up Lils," James said, nudging her, and Lily giggled.

"I need Moony!" Sirius whined. Remus had been sitting at the Ravenclaw Table with Anna last night, and was sitting there again, "Lily-flower!" Sirius said, turning to her, and Lily sighed.

"Yes Sirius?"

"Let's go!" he said, holding his hand out to her. Lily looked at James questioningly, and James shrugged, "It's time," Sirius said, and the Gryffindors jumped.

"What already?" Hestia squealed, and Sirius nodded morbidly. Sirius held his hand out to Lily, and Lily took it, and let Sirius drag her out.

"Easy-peasy," Sirius said, sitting down underneath the beech tree.

"It wasn't that hard actually," Lily agreed, sitting down at the bank in front of the tree, and stripping her shoes off.

"What are you doing?" Remus asked Lily curiously.

"I'm dipping my feet in," she shrugged, and put her feet in the water.

"Not a bad idea," Sirius said, doing the same.

"Hi!" Anna said cheerfully, sitting down next to Lily.

"Hi," Lily said politely. Remus smiled at Anna.

"Anna!" they turned to see Anna's friend calling her.

"I'll see you later I guess," Anna said, walking over to her friend.

"What's wrong Moony?" Sirius asked Remus, who sighed.

"I don't like her!" Remus whined, and Sirius looked at Lily, who looked as shocked.

"But you've been eating with them," James said, sitting down on the other side of Lily, kissing her on the cheek.

"Yes, I know, and she's nice. But they're so, different," he said, "They're not funny!" he whined, and Lily giggled, "I'm not even kidding! So I was sitting there and they were discussing schoolwork! Schoolwork! And they were talking about how they couldn't possibly break the rules! And then they did the worst thing," he muttered, and Lily looked at him curiously.

"Should I go?" she suggested, and Remus looked at her incredulously.

"No!" he said, and Lily nodded, "Why?"

"Well, it felt like a Marauder moment," she shrugged, and Remus rolled his eyes.

"Lils I tell you more than I tell Wormtail. It's pretty much you three I'll talk to," he shrugged, and Lily raised her eyebrows, "So, basically, they started discussing werewolves," he said, and James' jaw clenched.

"What did they say?"

"They talked about how werewolves are disgusting and don't deserve a place in society," he said sadly, and Lily felt acid boil in her stomach.

"That's bollocks!" she said, and Sirius nodded in agreement

"Look mate, it doesn't matter what they think," Sirius said, and Remus sighed at the floor.

"She agreed with them. I need to break up with her," he said quietly, and Lily nodded, "But I don't know how!" he said, and Lily sighed.

"Maybe Lily-flower could help you?" Sirius suggested, and Remus' head snapped up to look at Lily, who shrugged.

"I don't mind," she said, and Remus grinned at her.

"Lily you're the best," he said, and Lily grinned at him.

"Lily it's time to go!" Hestia yelled from over by the castle. They jumped up and walked to the castle.

"Hello dear," Examiner Anolly said as Lily approached her for the second time.

"Hello again," Lily smiled, and the examiner grinned.

"Alright, so, transfiguration. You ready?" Anolly asked, and Lily nodded, "Okay, for starters, turn your eyebrows yellow please." Lily chuckled as she remembered James' study method and how yellow clashed with her hair, and begun her examination.

When she was done, Lily left the Great Hall, and felt a hand on her shoulder. She turned to see Anna smiling at her, "Hey Lily," she said, and Lily felt her stomach drop as she realized she was going to have to break up with Anna for Remus.

"How did it go?" Lily asked, and Anna shrugged.

"Pretty easy, although I think I accidently turned my eyebrows orange. I couldn't tell," Anna chuckled, and Lily smiled.

"Anna, about Remus," Lily said, and Anna turned to look down at her.

"It's not working is it?" she asked, and Lily's eyebrows rose, "He seemed different after breakfast," she said, and Lily nodded, "That's too bad," she said, and cleared her throat, "See you later," Anna said, and walked away.

"Well that looked significantly awkward," Sirius said as Lily sat down next to him.

"It wasn't so bad actually," Lily chuckled, and Sirius laughed.

"How did it go?" Sirius asked, putting his arm around Lily's shoulders.

"Not bad, Charms tomorrow," said Lily happily.

"How much studying do you have to do?"

"None actually, I did it all this weekend," Lily said, and Sirius chuckled, "Are you alright Sirius?"

"No, I'm upset, I cant believe I have to leave here in a few weeks," he sighed, and Lily nodded, leaning on Sirius.

"I don't want to leave either,"

"We're all going to stay friends right?" he asked, and Lily looked up to see Sirius looked more vulnerable than Lily had ever seen him.

"Yes Sirius, we are going ot stay friends,"

"You promise?" he asked, leaning his head on Lily's head, and Lily chuckled.

"Yes. I promise."


Sorry it's a really short chapter but I got it up! Happy New Year you guys!