Hey, Looks like I finally got to update! The real problem with my updating strategy is that... I don't have one for this story! Lol. Oh, and I think I need to apologize to all the Roze lovers out there... cause this chappy is against her... again. So, yeah. But Royai lovers will definitely enjoy this! Enjoy! Remember: Each chapter is a new one-shot!
Roze was out talking to her friends at one of their homes, when the topic of boyfriends came up. Her friends all had such strange relationships... but at least they had someone. She, on the other hand, had no one by her side at this point. It was still frustrating.
So, when they asked her to share a boyfriend story, she said "yes" and proceeded to tell her heartbreak story.
Back when she was dating Roy, he ended up breaking up with her. To top things off, he broke up with her on Christmas. Yep, it probably was something like this: "merry Christmas, Roy!"
"Merry Christmas, Roze, oh, and we're through."
"Why?"
"Because, I couldn't think of anything else to give you but heartbreak, so bye!"
But, he did leave her a present. It was a box... no, really, just an empty box that was wrapped up. He, on the other hand, ended up with a priceless friendship bracelet. Which he promptly burned after leaving Roze's place.
She didn't want the relationship to end, however, and decided to test his love for her. Which was a bad idea if he broke up with her. She figured that since he only worked about three blocks away from where she lived, that she would at least try to get him to come back to her.
So, first, she made a little field trip over to her friend's place. That friend happened to be a Miss Riza Hawkeye.
"So what happens to be wrong, Roze?"
"R-Roy l-left me!"
"Really?" She said in an almost happy tone.
"Y-yes! I was wondering if you could help me win him back."
"Sure." Although she had a different plan entirely. She would help win Roy for herself! Not that undeserving Roze.
So, the duo walked over to Central Headquarters. Roze told Riza her plan. That plan, being that since it was snowing, Riza needed to punch her into unconsciousness. Then, Riza would have to go to the doors and bang on them until Roy came out, since it was only Roy and Ed working late tonight. Then, she'd be able to see whether or not Roy still loved her or not.
"Roze, I'd rather not punch you into unconsciousness right in front of the headquarters."
"Fine! I'll just lay down and pretend to be unconscious then!" And she laid down.
Riza hit the door casually and Roy came with Ed. When Ed saw Roze on the ground, he didn't know she was faking, and freaked out. "Uh, um, Colonel, shouldn't we call an ambulance?"
"No, Fullmetal, I'll take her home. You finish up here. She'll be fine." He said so in a pissed tone. He picked up Roze and dropped her (literally) in his car. The whole trip to her house Roy was yelling at her, telling her that he knew she was just faking. However, Roze decided to play out the fake fainting until he finally reached her house.
Finally, she fake came-to. "Oh, you saved me. Thank you sooo much!" She quickly ran into her house after saying that.
After awhile, he ended up going out with Riza. Yep, the same Riza Hawkeye that accompanied Roze to the headquarters. They ended up being much, muchhappier than Roze and Roy ever were together. So Roze was left in the metaphorical dust... or rather snow.
"So, yeah, I guess the moral of the story is that you don't bring a girlfriend with you when you test a man's love for you. And don't bother testing him if he's the one to break up with you."
"Yep. Oh, but Roze, thanks for giving me Riza, she's been the light of my life since we broke up!"
"Yeah, thanks for helping me meet Roy!"
Aahh, Roze never wins in my stories. But anyways REVIEW so I don't get hurt by my momma. Seeing as how this is HER story. So, everyone who doesn't want my mom to kill me(which means she yells at me for illegally using her stories), please review. It pleases her!
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