A/N Sorry my stupid computer keeps crashing, this is a late halloween special.

Sorry for the delay. Now we're back to Coast to coast with Daphne Blake.

Daphne: Welcome back to our Halloween special.

Velma: Daphne, it's not Halloween anymore. That was yesterday!

Daphne: So? The viewers don't know that!

Velma: Now they do.

Daphne: You have to spoil everything!

Velma: Yes.

Shaggy: Like, great party last night! Hi mom! (Waves to the camera)

Scooby: Rhi! (Waves)

Daphne: Stop that! You two are making the cameraman dizzy!

Cameraman: Woah. (Topples over)

Daphne: No, he's just drunk. Why is everyone drunk on my show? Where do they get the booze?

Fred: Gee I don't know. (Shifty eyes)

Daphne: I guess that's one mystery we'll never solve... Okay onto letters!

(Picks out a random letter, takes one look at it and throws it)

Daphne: Fan boys... more fan boys... Johnny bravo's letter (cringe) I rather not remember him.

Flashback...

The gang is in the hallway, looking for Johnny bravo's aunt.

Fred: Come on, gang, let's split up.

Johnny: Hold on for a second, mister. We're going after some creepy ghost person. And you want us to split up?

Fred: Well... yeah.

Johnny: (Rushes to Daphne) wanna get lost with me? I'll give you a Scooby snack. (Takes out a roasted dinner)

Daphne: (Stands on his foot)

End of flashback

Daphne: (rips up letter) Can someone burn this?

Fred: Daphne... perhaps that's going over the top.

Daphne: (Lights up letter from one of the candles) BURN! BWAHAHA!

Velma: Harsh.. Jinkies, look at this! (Hands a different letter to Daphne)

Daphne: (Blush)

Dear Daphne,
What do you and Fred do when you split up together? Alone...?

-Natalie

Fred: We... look for clues!

Velma: You two NEVER seem to find any.

Scooby: RI saw Raphne and Red rissng.

Daphne: Thank goodness no one understands him...

Shaggy: Like, I do he said-

Fred: You want a Scooby snack?

Scooby and Shaggy: Yeah!

Fred: Then shut up!

Dear Natalie,
Many people ask me the same question. NOTHING happens, whatever you're thinking, it's not true. And you have no proof. HA! I simply go with him for company.
Sincerely
Daphne

Velma: What about when you two were locked in the closet together?

Daphne: Zip it, Velma.

Shaggy: Or when you and Fred 'disappeared'?

Velma: Or when Fred got jealous on the beach in Australia?

Daphne: Fred was jealous?

(Every one turns to Fred)

Fred: urm... (Starts nervously reading the next letter)

Dear Daphne,
Where's the gang? Did they ditch you or something? Or are they hanging around back stage. Anyway great show!
From Jen :)

Dear Jen,
The gang didn't ditch me; I just needed a brake (if you can call this a brake).
Happy not Halloween!
Sincerely
Daphne

Daphne: That's all the time we got for this episode. See you next time! (waves)

Shaggy: ZOINKS! SCOOB, YOUR TAIL'S ON FIRE!

Scooby sniffs, seeing his tail on fire.

Scooby: RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

Sorry, there are delays to this programme. Please enjoy this cat.

HANG ON THERE KITTY!