Today Daphne and Fred are in Paris, the city of love. Fred is trying out some new hand cream for Daphne.
Fred: Wow, Daphne, you're right! My hands do feel smoother…
Daphne: Told you, Freddy, hand cream makes your skin softer.
Fred: And it's so strawberry. (Starts sniffing his hands)
Daphne: …(starting to be a little freaked out)
Fred: We're on air, aren't we? (Hides hand cream behind his back)
Daphne: Welcome back to another episode of Coast to coast.
We're in Paris, the city of love.
Fred: (starts playing with his new mobile phone.)
Daphne: I said, city of LOVE.
Fred: I'm in love.
Daphne: Really?
Fred: With this new phone! (Still playing with his new mobile)
Daphne: (clears her throat)
Fred: Daphne, it sounds like you've got a bad throat.
Daphne: FRED! (Snatches his phone off him)
Fred: Hey!
Daphne: First of all Velma, Shaggy and Scooby has 'gone'
Fred: Yes, they're 'gone'
Faint thumping and muffled voices is heard from the closet. "Let us out!"
Daphne: Ignore the thumping it's the-the monster!
Fred: Letters! (Grabs nearest letter, scans through it. Jaw hangs open)
Dear Daphne,
Are you SURE you and Fred don't do anything when you split up together? Because I've heard some rumors about you being pregnant...
-Molly
Dear Molly,
Whoever started that rumour is a blubbering idiot. And when I get my hands on whoever started it I'll- I am SURE NOTHING HAPPENED! AND I'm not pregnant.
Fred and me are friends, and ignore my idiotic mindless friends and the thumping of the closet. They are taken care of.
Sincerely
Daphne
P.S. I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Fred: I hate rumours…
Daphne: yeah me too. (Reads next letter)
Dear Daphne,
Do you ever play the DID (Damsel In Distress) on PURPOSE? You know, just to
give the bad guy the illusion of power... or something? How is it that with so
many captors, none of them has yet succeeded in killing you? Are you immortal?
--apikale
Dear Apikale,
Yeah… sometimes I did. I always wondered why they never killed me. Perhaps I am immortal… I never really thought of that, I thought it was just luck.
Sincerely
A confused Daphne
Daphne: Maybe I am IMMORTAL!
Fred: Daphne, calm down… you know what happened last time you gone crazy.
Daphne: Sorry, Fred. Every one on my show is driving me crazy.
Fred: I know. But no matter what happens we've got each other… because I-
(Closet door brakes and Scooby, Shaggy and Velma falls out)
Shaggy: Like, I'm starving!
Velma: You locked us in there!
Daphne: (ignores Velma) That's all the time we've got this episode! See you next time!