It's what you all been waiting for... (Dramatic music) you've asked Daphne questions... NOW she and her boyfriend-

Daphne: He's not my boyfriend! (BEEP)

Is attached to a lie detector. Only for TV entertainment- actually it's the Internet, but you get the idea. Daphne and Fred face the studio audience. Also in the audience are Scooby, Shaggy and Velma grinning evilly.

Daphne: (Takes out a long piece of paper)

Fred: What's that?

Daphne: My hate list.

Fred: You have a hate list?

Daphne: Yes… (Writes on it) Scooby… Shaggy… Vel-ma

Fred: How many are on there?!

Daphne: Well… just everyone who ever been on this show.

Fred: (piers over her shoulder) am I on it?

Daphne: Maybe.

Fred: (snatches paper)

Daphne's Hate list (the people I hate/annoys me/harass me/attempted murder)

Chucky
Crazy Frog
The Black Knight The Ghost clown
Ghost Witchdoctor
Ghosts of Franken Castle
The Witch and Zombie of Swamp's End
Witch Doctor
All the monsters that kidnapped me
The psycho
Lena
Marcie
Mr Bobby
Mary Poppins
Miss Piggy
Barbie
Noddy
Ned Flanders
That guy on the news (the one with the wig)
Paris Hilton
Producers of this show
Postman Pat
Caption Jack Sparrow
Johnny Bravo
Scrappy Doo
FredVelma shippers
People who ask me personal questions
Scooby Doo
Shaggy
Velma.

Fred: You hate Noddy?

Daphne: Yeah, he was annoying.

Fred: But I'm not on it.

Daphne: That's because I like you- as a friend. (BEEP)

Fred: (Grin) Lets get this over with. Who wants to ask us a question?

Daphne: Oh dear gods...

Hundreds of hands goes up, Daphne points to someone in the studio audience.

Melanie: Why'd you lock Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby in the closet?

Daphne: Closet? I didn't lock them in the closet…(BEEP) Okay! Maybe I did. They have done it to Fred and me on purpose! Anyway, there was breathing holes there.

(Points to another person)
Dylan: What was that Fred was trying to tell you again? suspicious look
I could of sworn I heard Scooby said you were kissing.

Daphne: What were you going to tell me before the others came out of the closet in Paris?

Fred: I was… going to ask you for some change- for the snack machine! (BEEP)

Daphne: (sigh) Scooby was cleaning his behind at the time, (BEEP) so that must have confused you. No one really understands him.

Shaggy's skinny hand rose from the audience.

Fred: What?

Shaggy: Fred, like, do you eat Scooby snacks?

Fred: No. (BEEP)

Jane: This is a question for Fred; do you wear Daphne's dresses?

Fred: NO! (BEEP)

Daphne: I thought my dresses looked bigger! YOU WORN THEM?!

Fred: I didn't! (BEEP)

Blahblahblahhh: Have you and Fred ever done it?

Daphne: NO! (No beep, well at least she's telling the truth.)

Someone on the Street: Daphne, why aren't you at all like the Daphne I remember from my childhood? Are you a clone of some sort?

Daphne: I'm not a clone.

Fred: she just gets angry easily lately,

Daphne: Yeah- wait a minute, I don't get angry easily! (BEEP)

Fred: See?

Daphne: I'm just cranky because you never get kidnapped! You have no idea, to be kidnapped ALL the time. It's been so many times I lost count!

Fred: You count how many times you get kidnapped?

Daphne: (grumbles) (points) Yes, you.

Apikale: did you ever cheat on Fred?

Daphne: No of course not. Anyway, we're not going out! (BEEP)

Cameraman: Do you two love each other?

Daphne and Fred: NO!

The lie detector starts smoking, and exploded.

Shaggy: Dude...you broke it.

Velma: You both lied too much, which made it self-destruct.

Shaggy: Like, the poor machine.

Scooby: Reheehee

Daphne: Well, at least we hadn't have eggs thrown at us.

Random person: EVERY ONE TAKE OUT YOUR EGGS!

Daphne: Oh crud.